My Party Last Night
 

Well...none of you showed up for my party last night...so you all suck.... :flick: just kidding...it was a very interesting night though....got drunk...had 3 different girls flirting with me the whole night...sometimes at the same time....then had one basically tell me straight out that she wanted me and had been wanting me since the first time she met me (she's a friend of my roomate). So, that ended with us going to my room and actually falling asleep 4 hours later....

Now, here's the kicker....she's 19....:yes: 5'0", 105 lbs, dirty blondish brown hair, blue eyes, incredible body....small hands and feet ;) wOOt...

And on that note, we cue the :banana:

You filthy man whore chickenhawk. Haha...just kidding.:thumbsup:

Hahahaha...I know...I know...the funny thing is, I was sitting around before the party with my roomate and a friend of his talking about who all we invited...of course we all invited females and a few guys...anyway, I made a comment "I need to get laid by something tonight" and then we all just laughed.....well, little did I know.......:cool:

I'll remember that in a few weeks when you start to notice a burning sensation when you piss.

ROFL!

lol she must have been reaaaaaaaaly drunk.....i mean whoooooosh GONE...

Atta boy!

:hmmm: :moon: :flick: ;)

19?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Rob what were you thinking.....oh that's right, your actual brain wasn't....it was the lower brain that was.:rolleyes:

Happens to the best of us.

5'0...wow...that girl is tiny compared to me...you must like em small and petite... ;)
Sounds like the party was a blast. :)

hahahah yeah it happens...i'm 6'4" and I love da shorties!!

YES!

I am 5'9 and 140 Lbs...Im a whole lot of woman... ;)
That's why it's hard for me to find guys because I like em tall...I'm talkin 6'1 to whatever...

So what's up with that girl, was it just a one night thing or did you get the digits????

Rob you wouldnt be trying to fill the voids in your life with one night stands would you?

im' 5'6 derek youre as tall as my brother damn

Hmmmm...5'6"....yeah, that'll work. You're still 10" shorter than me. Mwahahahaha.

^lol i was thinking the same the thing.

man one night stand are the best thing ever! cant wait till saturday this week. kegger!;)

No. No they are not.

then what is? i think they are the best.

Me. I am the best thing ever. Haha. Oh wait...no.

I'm much more down with having that same freaky sex with one person for a while...not just one night.

One night stands suck.
I've done it once.
BOOO!!!

You 6'4" also GT?

Yes.

you guys are pretty tall, we should hang out. (cheesy pick up line or what?):kiss:

Cheesy, yes...but it works.:banana:

Actually funny thing..it does work!! hahaha

This is in fact what I was thinking > :banana:

:yes: and :yes:
It's a weird story of how she got my number...but she got it and has been using it....and has already indicated that she wants "a second helping" ;)

Nahhh...I was just trying to get laid...

GT40 those are also good. same person but not dating...friend with benefits! damn i got 2 of those.

^^ I've got none. ;(

you have had one all the time right here!:yes: ;) :kiss:

But you're there and I'm here................;( :| ;( ;)

send me a plane ticket and well make it happen.:yes: ;)

I would if I had the money. I still haven't replaced my shocks and I have to keep buying tires. My passenger front tire is continually going bald on the inside even after a second alignment. It's not the alignment, it's not lowered and no one can tell me why!! :mad:

Alright...how the hell did my party thread turn into "Blind Date" between you two??

haha i was thinkin the same thing. thread hyjackers

black wolf maybe you need buy a chamber kit. did you plus your tire size when you got rims?

sorry for hyjacking but i had to try to get to blackwolfs house.

In case anyone is interested...here is a pic of the 19 yr old.... ;)

and another.......

Atta boy :thumbup:

looks like youve been having fun:rolleyes: