ast his great mantg said
 

don'tat worry abtout me...ai'm alradyt dead!

heyt can I get onetaof those algot

Jesus tap dancing christ Derik...something tells me you won't even remember this post the next time you see it ya drunk bastard.:thumbsup:

you should see the mods forum ;)

Yeah, he's gonna be hurting today, in more ways than one if I understand his direction last night..........I wonder if he got any good REAL porn pics last night?? Not just the boring biniki pics......

Nope there was no porno last night!

Why not? You were going great there! What happened??

I think I passed out! bwahaha
Guess what!

What??




;)

nice! i was going to get drunk then i decided to start swapping motors.:yes:

LMFAO...I haven't heard that expression in a while.....

i think dereks been having too many dreams about girls asses by poolsides

Is there such a thing as too many of those?

Derek, you horny little drunk. :D

Horny & drunk = FUN! :yes:

^ unless of course you're too drunk when your horny then nothing good can come of that

Meh..what can I say!!!

and yes drunk and horney is fun
BELIEVE ME!!!
bwahaha

You just don't try hard enough!

nah man
one time me and my now ex tried to have sex in the shower after I had been carrying around the Jose Cuervo bottle all night(obviously drinking) and when we tried to have sex the world was moving too much for me concentrate...shit sucked!;(

The best drunk to be when you're horny is drunk-by-Jager Bomb...alcohol + energy drink = several hours of fun

<---- speaks from experience ;)

Is it like red bull?

^ you mean Red Square?

Red Bull + vodka

Sweet...

Dude...Red Bull sucks. It tastes like ass and doesn't give you anything remotely resembling energy. I bought a can once...and only once...slammed the thing in about a minute and fell asleep 20 minutes later.

hahahah seriously!
that's funny shit.
How come it's illegal here to serve it in bars with alcohol then?

Yes it does...and personally I think Jager tastes like shit...but when you mix them together, they're not bad.....

I dunno. Here they even sell it in premixed bottles.

:drunk: yagerbomb!:drunk:

oh really?
wow...i'm coming for a visit..LETS GIT PISSED!

Man...here you can buy that shit at just about any liqour store premixed. But I still prefer beer. Red Square just tastes like ass. But yes...we can get tore up. Just drive your ass down to Kansas and it's on.