Something no internet car message board can be without...
 

Ok...I've done this a dozen times on a dozen boards but never here. It's an old gearhead game where you take names of cars and put the word "anal" in front of it to make yourself giggle. Fords and Mopars are usually the best...

Anal Probe
Anal Excursion
Anal Expedition
Anal Ranger
etc.

Anal Charger
Anal Challenger
Anal Dart
Anal Demon
etc.

Honda is not immune either...you've got the Anal Accord (an accord being an agreement).

So now I turn this over to the rest of you. Ideas?

I'll participate in this one
VW
Anal Golf
and my favorite one I thought of so far.

Anal Thing

anal viper
anal hummer
anal avenger
anal passport
anal insite

The strangest one is always

Anal Rebel: The Machine

lmao anal hummer:D

let's seeeee
anal ram
anal magnum
anal crossfire(???)
anal diablo
anal vue(:D )
anal lancer

anal corsa

anal wrangler...lol

Anal Explorer
Anal Blazer
Anal Mustang
Anal Thunderbird
Anal Escourt
Anal Focus

Anal Cherokee
Anal Liberty
Anal Lightening
Anal Avalanche
Anal Vibe

lemme try...

anal gremlin
anal skyline (sorry, had to)
anal beetle

hey this is kinda fun in a weird sort of way.

LMFAO @ Anal Avalance, Anal Explorer

anal prowler
anal eclipse
anal luv (like a chevy luv)
anal neon
anal baracuda
anal spyder
anal bronco
anal legend
anal eldorado
anal nova
anal celebrity
anal voyager
anal crossfire
anal shadow
anal raider
anal rampage
anal storm
anal odyssey
anal element
anal accent
anal mirage
anal frontier
anal duster
anal sunfire
anal matrix
anal rabbit
anal samuria
anal outback

Honda motorcycles:

Anal Blackbird
Anal SuperHawk
Anal Recon
Anal Dream
Anal Interceptor
Anal Rune
Anal Shadow
Anal Expert
Anal Foreman
Anal Rancher
Anal Reflex
Anal Elite
Anal Ruckus

anal pathfinder
anal evolution

Tell me where I can get an Anal Hummer from an Anal Expert and consider it sold......:yes:

:toofunny: thinkin rob just wants to have a little anal expedition

from the female persuasion of course :yes:

btw, I wonder if those come in 4 wheel drive :hmmm: ;)

AnAl FeStIvIa!!!!

i think that's how you spell it, ya know that little ford shitbox.

anal contour(s)
anal legacy

that's all i got but you guys have some good ones

anal amigo
anal pilot
anal odysey
anal syclone
anal typhoon
anal cobra
anal breeze
anal century
anal jimmy
anal yukon
anal ranger
anal trans am
anal vibe
anal aztec

hmm i think everything was covered... almost.

now i gota go get in my Anal Civic:o

Far from everything...no Anal Javelin, Anal Tempest, or Anal Royale.

Anal Diablo
Anal Panzer (ok so it's a tank, shoot me ;) )
Anal Escort (can't believe nobody got this one yet)

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Anal focus

welp everything that was in my little brain at the time. did someone say anal stealth? or anal sunfire?

Anal Festiva
Anal Aspire

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Anal Boss (Mustang)
Anal Regal
Anal Thunderbolt (Fairlane)

Anal Mach 1
Anal Mach 2
Anal Nova
Anal Super Sport (SS)
Anal Malibu
Anal Cutless Supreme
Anal Couger!
Anal H2O
Anal Rabbit!!
Anal Metro
Anal Shelby
Anal Forester
Anal Legacy!!!
Anal Impreza
Anal Super Duty
Anal Power Stroke!!!
Anal Cummings!!!
Anal Mack
Anal Peterbuilt
Anal International
Anal Spirit

Ok...some people haven't quite grasped the concept of this thread. The names only work if they're funny.

Anal Peterbuilt and Anal Cutlass Supreme = not funny

Anal Cummings and Anal Power Stroke = funny

See where I'm headed here? And I don't believe there was ever a Mach II. There was a Mustang II and a Mach 3 one-off concept car...but no Mach II to my knowledge.

Anal General Lee!!

Anal Torino!

I forgot the point of this thread:o

Anal 5-Series
Anal 350Z
Anal RX8...This isnt working for me!

what happend to the thred i started??

Guess.

Hey, Anal Peterbuilt is pretty funny.....

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