3 Wishes
 

This is a little racial...so if you are sensitive, DON'T READ!!!!


A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes
across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up
the lamp and gives it a rub.
Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has
been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three
wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom,
in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He
makes love to all of them and begins to explore the
house.

Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he
looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills.

Then, there's a knock at the door. . . He answers it
and standing there are two persons dressed in Klu
Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest
tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck
until he's dead.

As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their
hoods; it's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie
says to the other one," I can understand the first wish
having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to
make love to. I can also understand him wanting to
be a millionaire. . . but why he wanted to be hung like
a black man is beyond me."

omg that is so bad...

lol

i can understand why he would want to be hung like a black man, to bad those blondes were to stupid to know what he meant ahha.

lol typical case of blondness ;) j/k

thats a good one, lol

HA
im gonna remember that

haha

oh thats bad.... funny but bad...

i think it's hilarious, I have very racist joke (told to me by my black friend) but I don't think it be wise for me to say it in fear of somebody taking it personal and me getting banned or something

You can PM it to me if you think it's too racial...I won't mind.

i don't think anyone would take the jokes too personal.

NIce:)

that is offensive to me, i mean come on that is just wrong

















i would pick up each and everyone of those 100 dollar bills and put them somewhere safe J/K :yes:

You were off ended by my joke?

Hey! I resemble that remark! My mom was blonde so I guess that makes me only half blonde......:rolleyes: ;)