A Husband's Gift
 

A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer
> lingerie for his wife.- He is shown several possibilities that range
> from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He
> opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie
> home.
>
> >
> >He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on
> and model it for him.
> >
> >Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it
> might as well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modeling naked
> and return it the next day and get a $500 refund for myself.
>
> >
> >So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
> >
> >The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at
> least iron it!"
> >
> >Funeral Services are pending
> ************************************************** **


What do you guys think? FUnny isn't it?

It's funny because it's true.

What's true?

Sooooo soooo true.

Hahahah that is so true.:mad:

lol... That's good.

:toofunny:

LMAO

LOL

I've got lots more...you guys will love em...

hook us up, btw if my wife went to return it for 500$ next time we were having sex i'd stick it up her ass without lube. If she bitched about it, id say i thought thats what the 500 just bought me.

HA ha ha...thats funny. Lemme know how that turns out if it ever happens...

haha at the joke not rob