i shall pimp no more
 

Well my pimpin days are over for a while. I was workin it with these 3 girls we'll just call them vicky, nessa, and lopes. Well i was hooking up with all three of them within the same week, without either of them knowing and i've decided that i want nessa. So after some making out and heavy petting in the back seat of the EX, i've decided to go out with her. And i'm taking her to my prom. And she says she has a suprise for me on monday....

Nice. better hope the other 2 dont find out.

What is it with board members and "suprises" from chicks lately?

If you are cool on the internet you are cool in RL.

Ahhhh....much needed clarification.

What's RL mean?

iam guessing real life??

i may getting with a girl in a wek, thats a damn suprise

lol. im still lonely. ;(

Im lonely too!!! Wait...never mind...I've got the Camel Spiders to keep me company...ha ha ha...

Dude! Camel spiders are wicked creepy. Those things are like 10ft long and shit. Hehe. Any spider that eats scorpions can't be good. Fast little shits too.

They are wicked fast.. harmless for the most part though.. probably 90% of what you heard about them is bs.

wow i love how a thread about girls and getting ass has been turned into a thread about spiders :rolleyes:

I love how the original topic of this thread was so lame it was overtaken by thoughts of spiders.:thumbsup:

BTW V8...no...that's pretty much what I'd heard.

People in the desert talk about why they are called camel spiders.. some say they attach themselves to the underside of the camel, and inject some toxin numbing the area... so it can eat the camel without the camel knowing.. it will do this untill the intestines fall out of the camel.. that isn't true.

3 gurls..you da man:rolleyes:

I hate spiders.

Even ones like this?

http://library.thinkquest.org/28855/...ndscorpion.jpg

It's hard to get perspective...but they're like 10" ling.

This thread has officially been hijacked. Mwahahahaha.

wouldn't be fun if the suprise was they were friends and they are going to burn you so bad that you will stop and think what happened here? i have seen it before

that's the best part, two of them know each other and don't talk much and the third lives in the next town over. But i'm going out with vanessa now and aside from veronica being rediculously jealous, things are good.



thanks ass, but that was pretty funny

I've only heard that camel spiders numb you when they bite and gnaw on you...and that they run and jump. I had a picture of them...if I find it I will post it...
Sorry about the subject change...now lets talk about what guys love most...GIRLS.
Ok...so what is it about girls that you like so much?

Reed and Heed...The Camel Spider!!! Don't be scurr'd

http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp

If the picture and atricle doesn't load up right away...click on the link "camel spider"... at the top left of the page and then it should load up.

Please try to keep on topic.. Though someone should open a new thread about those spiders... Thats creepy stuff! lol

JDM, good luck with the non-player mission.. and dont forget, if it comes back to haunt you later.. Its your own damn fault!:bandit:

sorry to keep this offtopic but it said that they are not the size of dinner plates, but they have a 5-inch leg span, well a dinner plate is 10-inches diameter, so 5+5 (two legs)= 10, so that is right, god damn those things are huge

That's 5" from one leg tip to the opposite leg tip...not 5" for each leg.

But anyway...it's Monday JDM...what was the suprise?

yeah what is the suprise? and i shoukd have read that right my fault