Wrong on SOOOO many levels
 

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does she begins to caress his beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," the man replies.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues,
running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender finally manages to say.

"Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or
paper towels in the ladies room."

:yes: God so often do we ladies have to deal with one or all three of these:rolleyes:

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That was disgusting, I feel the need to vomit...

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HAHAHAH ........theres my laugh for the day lol:yes:

it's the same for guys bathrooms.... fucking hole in the wall with none of that shiat in most cases.

lol

haha

kinky

Hehe

Uh....

- Dzur

lol its funny on so many levels too

Noice joke D!
I like!

LMAO sucks to be that guy!

lol for some reason reminds me of what mystique did on xmen2

lmao. thats gross as hell, but very funny.

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nice!

lol