Revnge Help Ideas Needed!
 

Ok heres the deal

My friend (john) has this sister who is a year younger than all of my friends....and he went to a dance with his sister's friend and he invited another one of my friends (phil) to go with his sister...so i thought it would be funny if phil got on his sister and i told him id pay him if he did.

So back at school the monday after the dance and low and behold he got on her. I didnt believe it at first but all my friends are saying it and other people who bet him are paying phil in front of me. So i pay too. Now for over a week phil has been calling johns sister and john keeps getting madder and madder and I (altohght feeling somewhat like an ass) am loving every second of it.

Howveer...tonight i find out im the sucker. Everyone tohught it would be funny to fool me but i found out. So any suggestions on how to turn the joke around. Actually kissing his sister is def an option but she might not go along with that and my g/f might not like that either. Im open to anythnig good. Preferably something that shocks them. Thanks

beat them down with a billy club. thats what i would do.

does phil got a gurl. if he did i would hit on her. make him mad.

but kissing john sister would be the best idea. i first would ask your gurl if you can tho.

haha..speaking off that.....my buddy railed another one of our buddies younger sister..good shit..lol

Are you aware of what a mushroom tat is? Or perhaps some tea bagging?

no im afraid im not

Mushroom tat = whip out your wang and smack em in the face with it

Tea bagging = wait until someone falls asleep with their mouth open and put your sack in their mouth...preferably while someone takes a picture.

I've never personally done either but a bunch of my friends have and they swear it's just about the most humiliating thing you can do to someone. Other than have sex with their sister and brag about it like crazy right in front of them, of course.

Unless it's your sister.

Sorry, personal experience. And it was a roommate...even worse.

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I think you should probably drop it. The reason why is because you PAID someone to get on a friends sister. What kind of friend are you? If anything you should be protecting his little sister from guys like yourself. I would say be glad that you just lost your money, because if it were my sister and you were my friend, you would have lost some teeth.

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no one cares if it was a fine point, life is nothing but revenger after revenge what purpose would we live for other than that?....I say...bondo his doors shut :yes:

You had to pay someone to hit on a friends sister? Damn i do me and my friends do it all the time just to piss eachother off....especially since on of my friends sisters just turned 19 and we saw her hammered at a bar lol now that lead to some comical actions!!

Lunis

I'm with Derek on this one....

That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Really..so if someone key's my car...my revenge is to kill them [/sarcasm]:rolleyes:
I can see you now..one of those guys that's too scared to deal with your problems face to face. Bondo his doors shut? Say what? If I ever found out someone like you did that to my car I would make you scrape that bondo out with your teeth.

And what purpose is life? I'm really not going to get into that.

^^^ I like the way you think Derek.

Gas + kerosene + oil + their yard + light it = settles anything