Hung like a Horse
 

There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mudpit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get the farmer. The chicken ran to the house and the farmer was nowhere to be found. So, it got into the farmer's BMW and pulled the horse out with it.
The next day the chicken and the horse were playing on the farm again. This time the chicken fell into the mud pit and yelled to the horse to get help. So, the horse stood over the mud pit and told the chicken to grab on to his penis and he'd pull him out. The chicken grabbed on and, indeed, the horse pulled him out.

The moral of the story: You don't need a BMW to pick up chicks if you are hung like a horse.

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LMAO :toofunny: w00t!

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and here's the reason why I have a nice car lol :wave:

lofl, but that's kinda old

Oops, I thought you were talking about yourself. My bad. Yeah, I've got a dirty, dirty mind. ;)

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Your hornyness is very entertaining!
:)