Horns
 

So on my way home from work today, I had the radio on. Which is odd for me cuz I normally have a CD in...but anyway...the one DJ on the one radio station was having people call in telling him if they could change their horn from a honk to a spoken phrase, what would they want their horn to say. I thought "Dude I've been saying all along that I wish I didn't have a horn but rather something that talked or something that I could talk into to let the other driver know how I feel" So needless to say I think that this is a great idea!!!


My question to you guys and gals is....what would you want your horn to say. I unfortunately can't just settle on 1 phrase. So I would opt to have like 4 little buttons that I could pick and choose from that all had different phrases.

My first one would be "Nice turn signal @sshole". My second I would have a little clip from DMX's song "Move, Get out tha way". Third would be "You're a stupid mutha f**ker". And fourth would be "Uh can you drive in your own lane please....stupid @ss".

I have a bit of road rage....:yes: :banghead: :busted:

LMAO. i'd have something like move out the way. honda coming thru lol :toofunny:

mine is pretty basic

"I HOPE YOU DIE"

"This is the Police, pull over"

That'll get them out of my way.:cool:

I could never have just 1...I'd have AT LEAST these three

"Ah...I see youre a professional driver"
and
"Wow...reving makes you so cool...get a life"
and
"Learn to drive, dumbass"

I think these horns would be highly effective for people that do drive Hondas though. I'm sorry to say...but Honda's have the gay-est sounding horn ever. They are soooooo not intimidating. If I were driving along and a Honda honked at me, I'd think nothing of it! (obviously if I weren't driving a Honda that is). At this point, if someone pisses me off, I'd rather stick my head out the window and yell at the person than honk my horn at them.

that's why i have a 18 wheeler horn in the works right now. ;) :yes: let's see who stays on the road after that lol

get a new autozone horn :)
or go rip off some ford F150 horn at a jyard...then it would sound better

Get a horn off of an old Roadmaster......they sound just like a freakin train.

howa bout "hey go back from whare you came from, and learn how to drive right on your ox cart!"

having a phrase instead of a horn would definitely fix that whole spittle inside my windshield thing from me yelling at other drivers ... :mad: honda horns do sound pretty dinky

my brither has a 85 lincolin town car and i took the horn off of that and put in on my lude... it sounds so much better than beemmmmmp.. its like HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNKKKK!

haha my buddy who has a CRX got it off someone eles and they changed the horn to a whistle. sounds like a whistle u would give to girls if u think there hot when they walk by or something. its funny and its really loud too..

hahah thats cool... when my brother drove(he doesnt anymore):| he turned the windsheld washer sprayer nozle to the side so he could soak ppl on the sidewalk... or crappy cars beside him... eather way it was funny..

mine would have to be me, yelling "MOVE IT, BIATCH!!!" ;)

some car had HORN on me when I went too close to moving the changing the lanes.

Re: Horns
 

After debating on the artist of this song last night D, I still this morning wasn't quite convinced completely by you that it was by DMX. (couldn't get the darn song out of my head) I was still stuck on my answer of Ludacris. But who am I to question you and your ever expansive knowledge of all things "ghetto"? :bow: :D Although, after some research I found that *gasp*, I was right!:eek: Who would of known, me, the least "ghetto" of them all was right?! :D It's on his Word of Mouf cd, track 10, titled Move B*tch feat. Mystikal.

*chanting to myself in a little song I made up* "Woo-hoo, I'm right, oh yeah, I rock!" :banana:

Don't worry, I won't rub it in or anything! :D :D (you know I'm just being stupid)


And about the horn, mine would be either "grrrrrrrrrrr!" or "you stupid, *bleep*, *bleep* who can't *bleep* drive, *bleep* like you shouldn't be able to *bleep* drive out on the *bleep* roads and have you ever heard of a *bleep* turn single, *bleep* get of my way or I'll *bleep* run your *bleep**bleep* down!".......I'm really not that mean of a person! ;)

Mine would say "go f*ck yourself" or "move your piece of shit out of my way"

"Hey jackass,It's the pedal on the right.The more pressure you apply the faster the car goes"

"Old people need there own lane"

"Speed up of move over you donky loving piece of sh*t"

and my favorite

"FU*KIN JACK ASS"

nice turn signal asshole. or why the hell did you stop at a green light.

My buddy used to have a cb in his car with a pa... it was GREEEEAAAT.

we had a LOT of fun with that... just giving people sh!t EVERYWHERE.

I thought of another one...
If you continue to ride my ass and smash into my car and mess up my body kit, I will get out of the car and beat you senseless.

:bow: :bow: As far as voice clips for a horn go, that about sums up mine.

But I want to either put a horn like my mom (yes, my mom) has in her F350 (god, that truck is fun to drive), or an airhorn like they have on semis.

Geez Erin you always have to be right. Hmmm....apparently I'm not ast "ghetto" as you think!!!!:rolleyes:


OH and Scorch...you're first one is sooo great. I can't believe I forgot that one. I'm always sayin in the car about how the accelerator is the pedal on the right.:cool:

LMAO i want to see a vid of your first victom...:radar: