Lost at Sea
 

On one stormy day in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, a small cruise ship went under...The only survivors were a Man, a male german shepard, and a female pig. (work with me here)

They escaped thier death by jumping into a life raft.

They found refuge on a deserted Island.

As the weeks went by, the man grew strongly attracted to the pig...everytime he would look at her she snarled in a provocative manner.

The man was tired of fighting his urges and tried to mount the pig...as he approached the pig, the german shepard attacked him...

This went on for weeks and weeks.

One clear day, the man hears a cry for help. He looks into the horizon and sees a boat capsizing. He jumps on the raft , plummenting into the on coming waves...He sees an attractive woman, crying for help...He rescues the woman and brings her to shore.

When she awoke, She gasped..."you saved me, I owe you my life...I will do anything to repay you...I mean anything."

The man gave the woman a sexually-raged look and said...

"Do me a favor, take that dog for a walk along the shore for me..."

LOL, that's sooo old

haha......not cool lol

lol never heard it but god how wrong is that:o

f*ck the shit out of the attractive girl who owes you her life... geez..:no:

:pukey Old though

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