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DsBlu01CivEX 05-08-2003 09:36 PM

Ladies we gotta watch what kind of drinks we order
 
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink......................

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.



Hmmm....all I drink are mixed drinks and shots really.
:paranoid:

mylittlecivic 05-08-2003 10:54 PM

I like it alll lol j/k

juvenile 05-08-2003 10:59 PM

WoW D
So...let me know when you're drunk eh ;) :D haha

94_AcCoRd_EX 05-08-2003 11:07 PM

Ahaha, I think that rings true with a lot of girls :yes:

ebpda9 05-08-2003 11:57 PM

lol

HndaTch627 05-09-2003 01:55 AM

that's dead on....if i do say so myself

mt.biker 05-09-2003 04:11 PM

girls that like beer....:yes:

GirlRacer 05-09-2003 05:04 PM

I do Mixed Drinks and Wine... based on that, it IS pretty correct.:yes:

ohiochica 05-09-2003 11:42 PM

what does it say for a girl that doesnt drink? its not that i am against it its just that i dont like the taste of any alcohol..

GirlRacer 05-10-2003 11:11 AM

:yes: Now, I'm with you on that one. I don't really 'like' the taste, but when I drink, those things above are what I choose. I probably drink maybe once a month at the most.

The only thing I DO like the taste of is anything Pina Colada...hand me that, the rest of the night is going to be a blur. Needless to say, I try to stay away from those.;)

maikoshi 05-12-2003 01:30 PM

I like the taste of a few drinks, but alcohol just isn't my thing for the fact that I can't handle it at all. A little bit of anything and I'm all :o and I hate that..

nonovurbizniz 05-23-2003 03:29 PM

that really is dead on... I used to work in a bar/grille and spend everynight at a local bar in boston afterwards...

1 of the bartenders actually broke it down very similar to that one night.

although there are lots of girls who break the mold just cuz they drink what tastes good...

I like girlie blender drinks... cuz they taste good. it's like desert.
but when I drink rum&coke liit or occaisionally guiness.


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