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Why men are happier

Why Men Are Just Happier People!

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

HELL YESS!!!

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Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

hahaha thats great!!

:banana: :banana: :banana: You said it brother!!

Haha....you speak the truth.:yes:

Re: Why men are happier

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Originally posted by Shot 2 Hel
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

I'm even a girl and that's how my phone conversations are....I hate the phone! :yes:

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You don't have to shave below your neck.

Although some should! Back hair and too much chest hair = :pukey

haha praise the lord!:cool:

haha, those are good!!

Re: Why men are happier

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Originally posted by Shot 2 Hel
You can be president.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.
One mood, ALL the time.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

HAhahaaha It's so true!!!!:D

Yeah, you may all have it easier BUT you DO have to put up with all of our shit. And open our jars. And try to make us feel better when our mood changes. The world may in fact be your urinal but we'll still make you find and then stop somewhere decent for us to go.

Haha that's awesome :D

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Originally posted by msvtec14
Yeah, you may all have it easier BUT you DO have to put up with all of our shit. And open our jars. And try to make us feel better when our mood changes. The world may in fact be your urinal but we'll still make you find and then stop somewhere decent for us to go.

thats true i guess :| Touche :)

No, but seriously though...you guys do have it so easy. If me and my boyfriend started to get ready at the same time, he would be all ready in like a half hour and I would just be starting to do my hair. It's sad. You guys have a lot more flexibility in terms of what you can wear too. You all wear clothes that tend to be looser while us girls have to worry about things fitting well in the right places and whatnot.