"Oop's! I Crapped My Pants!"
 

Last night around 1 in the AM, my wife, my dog, and I were going for some Icecream...I found myself being tailed by a crazed biker...I mean this guy was on my'ass for a couple of miles...

"Have no fear," I said to my ol'lady, "for that is the reason I have a registered firearm kept under the seat." She then said she had removed it the other day when she was with our nephew in my Lude...SH!T...Even though I knew I wasen't going to kill someone...It damn sure made me feel a lot safer knowing I had that "bad boy" ready to go if it came down to it...

We approached the 31 Flavors, and the biker came up on the drivers side window I saw a huge ass confedrate flag on his damn bike, yelled..."ahe, Boy!...Where da hell you get those blinkers at?" "Dem shits is brite!" "I like um." Then he drove off...My wife was sh!tting bricks...Anyways he was talking about my alteeza lights..I never bougt amber colored blinkers, so the clear lights are brite as the sun...

I felt better after i went home and changed my boxer-briefs...

Lol, I thought this was going to be about an SNL sketch.

Note to self: never compliment driver on nice car while riding motorcycle.

lol., well at least you are ok

and people wonder why they ban firearms in the passenger compartment of vehicles in chicago.....that could have ended badly

Yep!!!

Why is using/having a gun seem to be the answer for everything lately? I'm really glad you're alright and didn't have to rely on a gun,which you didn't have.

yea i was thinking SNL too....lol

me too

(hahah snl... me too) mt. biker, i guess it just diffrent up there A?

i change into my kenpo gi when i drive and swing around my nunchakus when stopping at the red light; to let everyone know not to f*ck with me...

Why were you scared? I find most bikers to be rather down to earth individuals to talk to. Most are mellow and really cool. The Biker Gang types are some times less than desirable and ones not to really tangle with.

But just because they are little rough on the exterior, dosn't mean they are inhuman. My comment would have been "I have them bright like that just so not to suprise people behind me.":yes:

He probably noticed this cause alot of after market tail ligts tend to be dim even at night, and in the day you can't see ish. Pople who ride bikes tend to notice this alot more seeing they have a little more at steak when it comes to rear ending a car.

i figured it was gonna be that story about like, it was just the sweater thing

me 3 that one is hillarious:D