15 things to do at wall mart
 

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people’s carts
when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off in 5 minute
intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3 in house wares,...and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding
department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while
you pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if
knows where the antidepressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using
different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say
'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the
fetal
position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voice s again'.

And last but not least,

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly 'Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!'.

hah, those are great... my girlfriend and one of her friends made up a list of 101 things to do at target... if I can find it and get around to typing it ill put it up here

oldie but a goodie

i like that list! lol

OH damn that's funny :D

Re: 15 things to do at wall mart
 

it might be just me but a wal-mart employee has never asked me if they could help me out

LMAO...omg..that's golden! :D

lol

so funny!! 7 and 10 are the best

personally i like walking around there around 11 or 12 drunk and trying to play football....good fun

chris

haha my friend works at media play....so we get the security stickers and put them on people then every time they walk through the exit the alram goes off and then the manager searches them bc he thinks their stealing somthing haha

yeah, i'm up there often , no employee asks me if i need any help:paranoid: lol

Re: 15 things to do at wall mart
 

These require intelligence on the peoples' parts to realize the irony....not gonna happen in many Walmarts throughout the country.


Not gonna happen. They don't ask.

b