I ran over a possum today!
 

Umm, ya. I felt bad, but I couldnt avoid the hit. It came darting out into the street. I thought I would share this here since it is titles "kill stories", and I killed something today...:no: The guts were all out and stuff...:pukey :eek:

I did that the other night too. Makes this horrible bang noise. I tried to avoid it too but it just continued to walk into my path

Ya, I heard a thump and then as I continued I looked in my rear view and saw its lifeless body

Nice kill! :crazy:

wow...lol...good kill!

My father has ran over a bunch of pidgeons in my lifetime...not a pretty site..:loco:

i would plow... not run over:crazy: a possum would be harmful to my car

:crazy: :loco:

MOVED.

I hit a racoon once, blew all the paint of my bumper.

wtf is a possum?

Congratulations! Mad props on a good kill, man. :bandit:

Juvenile, a possum is this little thing that looks like a giant rat, except it has scales. And teeth, lots of teeth. Yeah...and..uh.. they breath fire! And...uh... they steal little children's souls! So HondatypeJ did the world a favor. Yeah... ;)

LMAO....are there alot of them down south?

Like ants, man. That's why so many people are encouraged to run over them. We have trucks down here with big steel grills on the front that go around just scooping them off the roads. Its a good living.

But that is only good until they hatch their evil plan to take over the world... Sleep with one eye open. You may not have seen them, but they are coming for you... They are coming for us all....

^LOL...Ima watch out for them from now on...lol:paranoid:

here is a picture of the evil creature

SEE! With the scales, and the teeth....and the fire... and...and children's souls....

Okay, I quit. I have obviously had waaaaayyy to much caffeine tonight. That Mountain Dew I.V. was a fantastic idea. ;)

OH...I think I've seen one before...somewhere...maybe in my dreams.

But Iguess it's like Squirrels here. TONS of em...people run them over alot. (They are little and aren't evil though. Again...Canada gets the cake! ;) :D)

hmm...i ran over a toad once...im pretty skilled in dodging the animals around here...squirrels, ground hogs, birds (yes birds) cats, etc...oh and goddamn deer

lol, that made my day...you guys seriously haven't seen possums?...
damn..you're missing out...lol...what about nutreas(sp?)
We have both here...but not in excess...
We have tons of squirells here...
And Juv... are the squirells up there black?