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Whiteclipse99 12-19-2002 08:54 AM

Santa's Visit To A Naughty Lady
 
A beautiful innocent young lady wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the girl, who happens to be a gorgeous redhead, says in a sexy voice, "Oh Santa, please stay. Keep the chill away." Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go, Gotta get the presents to the children, you know." The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an even sexier voice, "Oh Santa, don't run a mile; just stay for a while..." Santa begins to sweat but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go. Gotta get the presents to the children, you know." The girl takes
off her bra and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay." Santa wipes his brow but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go, gotta get the presents to the children, you know." She loses the panties and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay...." Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow, says, "HEY HEY HEY, Gotta stay, Gotta stay, Can't get up the chimney with my pecker his way!!!"

ebpda9 12-19-2002 08:57 AM

LMAO. ;) :bow:

DsBlu01CivEX 12-19-2002 09:35 AM

damn you Erin....I was gonna post this too...grrrr...heheheh I liked this one too!:yes:

94_AcCoRd_EX 12-19-2002 11:56 AM

Hehe, :D :D :D

juvenile 12-19-2002 12:03 PM

LMAO...hahahaha :D :D
Good joke! :yes: :rambo:

firstgeardude 12-19-2002 12:56 PM

hahah ;)

Rob 12-19-2002 04:54 PM

LMAO! :santa:

Kyle 12-20-2002 12:26 PM

lol

Accord Man 12-26-2002 11:44 PM

haha good one
!!!


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