Dan Rather 2004 Quotes
 

We all know how hilarious Dan Rather was last time around. Here are a few interesting things he said last night;

"The states that are too close to call are hanging like ripe fruit right now."

"This race in Ohio is hot enough to peel the paint off houses."

"Stick with us for more coverage of Election 2000."

"You could say this whole deal has given everyone an Excedrin headache."

There were more, but thats all I can remember.

That guy hates Bush so much he makes me look like a Bush sympathizer.

lol, i don't know who the guy is but i don't find those funny.

Don't know who Dan Rather is? Geez... he anchors CBS Evening News... it would be more funny if you knew who he is and his history. Here are a few more quotes:

"These states are too close to call, and we are being cautious about calling them, just like waving the caution flag at some of those Nascar races."

"Now I know that some other networks have already called Ohio, but obviously those networks don't have the same quality of information that we do."

"This state is as hot as a rolex in time square"

"This election is moving along like ray charles"

"This election is knock, knock, knocking on Kerry`s door."

Haha...go easy on Stefan Wren...he hasn't lived here all that long. And in all fairness, as much as I dislike Rather, it's got to be hard to come up with quality shit after 6-8 hours on-air. The quote about other networks calling Ohio is pretty true though. Suprise suprise, Fox news called it about 12 hours before anyone else was willing to declare a victory. Everyone else said that it was leaning towards Bush.