How to truly impress clients (joke)
 

I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of
weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting
comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.

I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to
Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.

Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the
Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates,
I wonder if you would do me a favor."

"Yes?"

"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar,
"and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so
kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi,
Ray,'?"

"Sure."

I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.

About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a
drink and started to talk business.

A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was
Bill Gates.

"Hi, Ray," he said.

I replied, "**** off, Gates, I'm in a meeting."

LMAO!!!!!

That's too damn funny!!!:D

:D I think Ive heard that but in a different version. Its still pretty funny. :yes:

thats great:D

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

oh my god thats fuggin hilarious you deserve a dollar...



plus tax

:D :D ;( :o

LOL AHAHA that was hilarous:bow: :D

That was funny. Imagining the look on Bill Gates' face is even funnier. He's a baller.

Hahaha, that's great :D

lol, nice.
I didn't expect the ending...

lol, That was funnnnnnnnnny Rob:D

yeah the ending is good :yes: :D

:bow:

Oops wrong one:yes: