Francisco Bizarro In A Double Breasted Suit
 

Sell my arm for doughnuts.

Fox eats TV Ishmael?

I can't stand doughnuts. Once and a while i guess they are ok at best. But really. ICK!

Hahaha I was so pissed when I wrote that. I saw the topic but couldn't remember what I put as the message. Was like, ohhh fuck I dun even wanna look.

But yeah, doughnuts are the shit. One night in a few hours I ate 36.

36 in an hour. You must have been sober when you did that hahahahahah

Please tell me that you are talking about the mini donuts! I like doughtnuts but damn. lol

He lives right near a tim hortons. So i'm assuming no

Damn.. I woulda puked my guts out..

I think it was probably closer to 2 hours. But not mini doughnuts either. Full size, all types and kinds. I dun discriminate. Powdered, jelly filled, fritters, they're all good.

One word motherfucker.

CHEEZIES!!!

or else.......

ok I'll change my ways.

Oh you don't have to. Feel free to eat your doughnuts. Just wait till i'm home. Fox and cheezies for lyfe

You said it bro

lol jelly filled are the best.

Nope. Wrong.

Fox and cheezies are the best.

Bah... custard filled are the best..

I can only assume "fox and cheezies" is filthy Canuck slang for gay sex.:D

Sorry Derek.. That was funny..

:D:D:D:D:D

hahahah bastards :flick:

It's a place Impaler and I drink at. Called the fox and hounds. We got so wasted one night 4 of us went back to his place drank and ate cheezies. I woke up with orange on my shirt and all over my hands. 1 empty beer in my bed and 1 full beer in my pocket. Such a good night.

Twas a good night, but wasn't it just three of us? haha

Anyways I gotta run, burg and beer night at the Fox as we speak.

Ciao

You, Jeff, and me? Seriosuly. I thought there was 4 before. There was wasn't there?

I dunno, you bring your imaginary friend? Or perhaps you're thinking of Jenna Jameson. She came with me again that night. Instead of suing me.

I'm pretty sure Someone else came with us. Becuase they walked home. Jeff and I took a cab. And you stayed at your place.....because jenna sued you. you were on house arrest.

Seriously there wasn't four was there? I can't remember.

But I wasn't on house arrest for long, Tila got Jenna to drop the lawsuit.

I can't really remember how many people there was. I was fucking wasted that's all that matters.

Awful nice of them to drop the lawsuit. I wouldn't have though. I hate you.

Yeah cause I'm better at welding glass, mild steel, aluminum, and plastic than you are. With water.

Sometimes if I'm drunk I use kool-aid. It smells better.

Not better at welding wood then I am bitch. With dynamite.

Try iced tea. Works amazing.

If I try it and it doesn't work I'm going to be very upset.

I'll get Chris Angel mind freak to rub it better for you.

Damnit, I got nothin. I'm going to make a sandwich and go to bed.

What kind of sandwitch?

Not too sure. Prolly have another barley sandwich then be too lazy to make a real one and end up taking pizza pops to work.

Pizza pops will do.
Ever burn your mouth on them?

Yeah but I try not to. Especially on the roof of your mouth. I find it very uncomfortable.

Yeah dude..that sucks balls

Got one of those within walking distance of my place.....:hmmm:

Seriously dude? Impaler has one by his house. That's amazing.

What's it like?

Yep. Its a nice place. Several pool tables, gigantic big screen TV, lots of other TVs, good food. Wood floors, nice interior (not typical of a bar). Pub like.

I'm there as long as you let me passout on the couch! :yup: Then we can walk to Frickers so that I can hit on all of the hot waitresses that work there. :hmmm:

There's one 10 minutes from my house. They must be all over the place.




Oh...and I still think it's a reference to gay sex. Fag.:D