Cocky camaro redneck
 

After coming back to Elkhart from Indy I met up with some friends and some guys that wanted to buy my system. On the way home instead of taking the bypass I decide its a nice night and take the long way home.On the way home down a road were there are like 10 light I pass a older camaro pulling out of a drive way and he puls up next to me at a light. So Im sitting there and he pulls up and my windows are down cause its like 78 degrees and he asks if I want to run it? Not seeing "Formula 350" or anything like that on it I decide why not and boost his ego. I look over and say "Yea sure why not? You'll probably beat me anyway" And just smiled ;) (the big cheezy!) He just chuckles and said "yea your probably right I will smoke you" Ok..... He tries that mediaocre (sp?) attempt at "power breaking" which he cant even do.....So the light changes green and I get the BEST launch of my life and almost instantly put a car length on him. ;) Tear into second and pull away a little more...Throw it into 3rd and at about 80 I quit...But my gears grind every 2ndto 3rd shift so he is convinced that I have a turbo and that I cheated.....So we pull into a gas station and humour and let him check. sure enough he doesnt find one....He wants to do it again so again I humour him and we line up again. Same thing...This time he dont stop he just flies by me like he won.....I just laughed and headed home.


Dingo...Your car me be faster than mine but you aint got shit to brag about do ya???

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sweet deal man good kill

I love it when that happens. Good kill.
J

One thing about your signature black95gs-t, yeah we saved the french's ass in the world wars, but without their help during the revolutionary wars the US wouldn't even be a country today, the british would probably just have crushed us. I still don't like the french (for different reasons) i just figured that should be pointed out. :pfft:

wow i love kills like that :thumbsup: it's amazing what honda engineering, vtec, 5-speed tranny, and some good driving can do.

What year was the Camaro?:confused:

it was old like mid to late 80's i would say....Dont really keep up with the camaro gen/styling

of course you would'nt the formula 350's were Firebirds

by the rice is nice but it is only a grain.
my bottle of pepsi has more liters than your engine

go kill yourself :loco:

go back to your camaro forums :flick:

I hope you choke on a grain of rice,

I at least know how an engine works

that was the dumbest reply I ever heard you have just made everyone in this forum stupider.

shove your gook tip up your ass!

Jesus Christ the flood in here all over don't they? Since you don't seem that intelligent. A two liter of Pepsi isn't more than a two liter engine. Get it? They are both 2. See it makes you a moron because they are equal.
You can apply the formula to almost anything:



Wow thats pretty good. Oh wait. You didn't come up with that. You read it somewhere thought you would be hardcore by running in here and posting it. Well i'll stroke your ego a bit, I think your a fairy.

Your one load your mom should have swallowed. You make me believe in late-term abortion.

the dumbest reply you ever heard?

And now we are stero-typing?

Well then, maybe you should take you red-necked ass back to your double wide and continue to drive you 3 inch cock up your brothers ass while he goes down on your yest infected sister.

Because that was just the most intelligent reply ever....

:toofunny: Classic!!

still beyond me why people will take the time to register just to try to burn everyone down, man seriously get a fucking life

3 reasons why you should not reply like this.

1) my car is american....not Vietnamiese.
2) No body was discussing how engines work.
3) If you are gonna say I make people dumber at least use somewhat good english when you type. Not eveyone speaks hick.





god dont get him started....;)

if imports are so great then why don't they go fast stock

do you want to know why china is so overpopulated? it's because there condom lube is duck sperm

Your an idiot. No one even brought that up. How about the Supra? Or the Skyline? Or the NSX? The Altima runs low 14s, as does the new accord.
If domestics are so great, how come the pollute more than imports, suck more gas, twcie as ugly, half the features, and don't have near the technology.

You know a b16 gets 100 hp per liter stock. As a matter of fact all b series do. The H22 is actually more than 100 hp per liter

How much does that rustbucket mustang you have get? 350 hp out a 5 liter?

What about the pile of shit caviler, or sunfire? Grow up.

heh, Hes lucky i didn't put any thought behind these post. I probly could crush his will to live.


*gets his troll feed*

the point is do you have any of these cars, do you have a supra, skyline, a nsx.... no, all you drive is a shity accord... american muscle. A dodge viper runs 12's corvette ZO6 runs 13's mustangs 14's

fine.

Porsches run 12's skylines, sti's evo's and rx-7's run 13's (HALF the price) accords, altima's and the porsche SUV! runs 14's (might even be 13's) big fucking deal your cars are more expensive but yet not faster....kinda counter-productive isnt it? need we name more cars in the price/1/4 times?:no:

lol ma sister's bfri has got his skyline gtr now , full nismo bodykit and nismo wheels. man this ford focus rs turbo tryed to race us, he hit about 140 mph and started topping out lol we flew past at 160 plus, we didn't even down shift and we were only at about 4000 rpm . should have seen the guys face. i'll have to get some pics of the gtr to post. man its a monster

My god. Where was your vette? Or viper?
A shitty accord? My accord fully loaded with navi has destroyed any mustange i have went against. The only one i ever lost too was at the track he ran a 13.9 and i ran a 14.3. The only reason he won was because he was on slicks. I was gaining on him a little over mid track.

Why don't we talk about the styling. Haven't EVERY mustang looked the same for the past 10 years?


Lets not get started. Just face the facts that your a stupid fuck and don't deserve to waste air.


Mike a whole nother set of cars would be the AMG seriers from MB.

True, but its all about, "what have you done for me lately?"

If domestics are soooo great, why don't they go fast stock? Hell I have a .6 liter engine in a JAPANESE import that will smoke all three of your cars. But all rice sucks so you would be one of those guys that says something like, "But thats not possible, I have 500 RWHP," after I get done smokin you like a damn turkey. Well that is if you know what RWHP is. Why do people feel the need to come in to places like this just to talk noise? Let me tell you something, it sure does take a real big man to talk all that shit over the internet. Winning a fight on the internet is like winning the Special Olympics. Even if you win you are still retarded. If all you are doing is coming in here to start talkin, please feel free to leave and don't let the screen door hit ya where the good lord split ya.
Jon

By the way, there are 4 bangin imports that run very low 10's and even 9's stock. As for me I run mid 10's stock. Where are you now? How much did you spend on all of that stuff in all of those cars?

14's are slow

fuck all you ricer's imports are shit

who cars about looks? what about top fuelers?

You were the first person to mention 14's, jackass. And he was talking about an accord, a family cruiser of a car, running the same times as the mustang you seem to love so much. Just do everyone a favor and go swallow a shotgun.

Excuse me but I said high 9's to 10's stock. I said nothing about 14's. I "car" about looks by the way. You are just mad because my JAPANESE import will beat your cars in all of these categories.
1. Price
2. 1/4 mile
3. 1/8 mile
4. Top speed
5. 0-60
6. 60-80
7. 0-100
8. 100-0
9. 0-100-0
10. Gas mileage
11. Insurance
12. Cool points
13. Finding a parking space
14. Getting through traffic
15. Agility

I must admit though, you and your cars do beat me in a few things.
1. Gayness
2. More money spent
3. Higher times
4. Higher weight
5. More gas consumption

Please feel free to not come back to the board again. Thank you.
Jon

no cars runs 9's stock

Did I say car? Thats what I thought. Bye bye jackass.

ducati's suck get an r1

Been there, done that, I even have pictures to prove it. I didn't like the R1 platform for my style of riding. Its turn in effort was too great and I had to put too much effort into turning in the chicanes. So now that we have sunken to childish levels of insults, can you please just stop coming here?

By the way, your SN is "mechanic." What type of shop do you work at and what cert's do you have?

I'm my own mechanic I dont need shops like you do, I feel if a person can't work on there car and have to take it to a shop I label them as hopeless and try to ignor them.

by the way some asshole said his import ran 14.3 so I am not the first to say 14's

I guess you guess are right I'm going to guy by a 300zx that runs 15's and burn my camaro that runs low 10's in the qaurter:rolleyes: fuckin idiots:rolleyes:

hey i have an idea... lets take a car thats designed to run 320hp, and give the times that the 200hp version runs, then compair it to a highly modded v8.

why dont we take a supra(i'd use a skyline since it would be even more a point, however since they arnt avalible in america i will make this a legitement comparison and use cars in the same class that are avalible in america), it runs high 13's to low 14's stock. then before we do any serious modifications, lets free up all the restirctions that are there from the factory to keep it within the gentamlens agreement japan had. ok now we have a solid 13 second supra. then after doing enough modifications to get it to the exact time your car runs. why dont we go down to the local autoX track and see who wins, then we'll do a high speed run, then we can do a brake test, then run it on the skid pad. i wonder who will come out on top? before you even say well i upgraded this and that, if you did it, so can the supra, and trust me the supra will come out on top. im not trying to be a dick, honestly i really like classic muscle cars, and i do plan on building one, but its when someone as thick headed as you comes here and bashes the shit out of hondas by compairing a cars that are not even in the same class, it really highlights why some domestic owners give everyone a bad rap. you would be supprised at how much some of us do know about cars, and how not all of us are little rice burners who think their civic is going to beat everything on the road. i didnt catagorize you as a coors drinkin, wife beater wearing, home depot workin hick, so if you want to continue to post here, i would sugest you not bash people based on sterio-types that do not hold ANY water.


oh and your hopeless person who needs to take it to a shop or whatever you said... so your saying you can do EVERYTHING on your car? you have every specialized tool, you can rebuild vital engine parts that have no room for error.. you can reprogram everything electrical in your car if something goes hay-wire. i agree if your gonna own a car that you want to "tune" you need to have at the very least a general grasp on basic mechanics, however im not going to learn how to port and polish my engine to gain every avalible hp out of it when i can pay someone who has many many motors of experience to do it right, the first time.

my bottle of pepsi can kick your bottle of pepsi's ass


seroiusly, you are an unhappy person. rise above the import v. domestic thing. i dont think anyone here will contest that camaros can be made very fast. i know for a fact i will never break into the 12's with my car since i dont want to sacrafice comfort, handling, reliablity, and longevity of my car, and im fine with that. i have a very comfortable car that can hang with pretty much anything through turns, and i run decent enough times to get me from point a to point b, while going through point c. i did not "rice" my car out, since it looks like crap if i did. i chose my car based on everything it had to offer, not just its performance in a strait line.

Your dumber that i thougt. I quoted your post bringing up 14s you stupid shit. Makine you the first. Idiot.

you know....giving the same amount of money that you have put into your rat car the 300zx would hang with you. Of course it wouldnt be the same because "the 300zx isnt stock"
As far as "being your own mechanic" and "knowing how engines work" you should have used commong sense when you were typing out "My 2 liter is bigger than your engine." No, its not it is the same size. Also I would love to see your 2 liter displace 2000cc or move a 2600 pound car

Hes not a Mechanic. IF he were, he would appricate cars that are nice, and wouldn't be such a moron.

The thing is, I work on my own bikes. What mods do you have on your Camaro to make it run low 10's? If you want to know the truth, I think you are probably some 15 year old kid that doesn't even own a car. So lets go, what mods do you have on that Camaro? What kind of lifters did you use? Are you running forced or N/A? What cam size did you go with? What is your final gear drive ratio? What kind of ignition did you decide would work best? Did you go with the factory swingarm or did you upgrade it? Those things suck on the first gen's.

502 block wiseco pistons, isky lifters, vortech supercharger, hydrualic roller cam .052, norrowed 9 inch ford rear end with 4- link, brodix heads, msd, stock front suspension, rear qaurters stretched 2 inches, th400 tranny w/3500 stall, B&M mega shifter,
oliver rods, 12 gal. fuel cell, gm crank, 4.11 gear ratio, lowered 2 inch.

you guys are wrong I do have respect for some imports like twin turbo supras that have 800 whp, What I hate is people who have cheap imports and slap a NOS decal and a wing and think there fast there fags,