The best.....
 

So how many times have you been told that you're the best??

The best f*ck/sex, the best orgasm, the longest O, the longest time, whatever...

Me: 2x Best f*ck/sex, 2x best orgasm.

Not that I'm saying I'm anygood, but I do have my moment. I remember this one time when i was high and popped half a V. Turbo mode for like 50 mins, girl passed out after that. Nother time had my neighbors in another building yell over at us to shut up.

Your turn.... let's hear it....

my freshmen year of college...that would be 2 years ago...me and my girl were "doin it" and she was on top, she told me i was here best sex/orgasm also......so i gotta picture this to u guys first...my bed here at school are really small and have this cubby thing you can open behind this leather padding anyways...she was holding on to that...she held on soo long...her hand print was there for the rest of the year......everytime she would come over i would pick on here about it...that's mine.....the next morning was pretty close to that too......2 long ass time that night and 1 in the morning...boy was i set for the week

This is, of course, a moot point since women have been known to lie through their teeth about such things, but here's mine anyway:

Best fuck/sex/orgasm: 2 different girls

Biggest wang (which seems odd as I'm only slightly larger than average): 2 girls

Longest time: 1 girl

"you're so big" : 6 times or so....everytime i've had that said to me i've had to turn my head because it just seems really silly and funny to me, i pretty much start laughing at the girl inside, just me i guess

"you're the best" : just about everytime with a new girl...but i take that as a obligatory compliment, i always say the same thing back.

"you made me bleed" : 4 times i think...that is how i got my nickname the ripper from my friends. gotta love it, at least i do, don't know bout the girls

"your penis is my new hobby": once *sigh* i miss her

"i can't walk": multiple times...hehe

"that's it?" once...yeah sometimes things don't happen the way we plan

I haven't had a your so big, but I've had several gals tell me that i had to settle down cause they weren't use to the size. Not sure what that means.

I forgot about the i can't walk... I get those all the time. Have made several girls just pass out. Never made anyone bleed though, not bad atleast. That's kind of scary if you think about it.

Ladies.... any comment on this?

Um, let's see, bigger = better even if he doesn't know how to use it, <--- due to size/fun wasn't able to walk often, never passed out during, usually afterwards, never bled (except just before ...) I can't top five hours at one time but several hours several times, mutual. As far as where, there was this time with my ex while he was driving his truck and almost wrecked, out in the woods camping with his friends watching that we didn't notice until we finished and they started clapping with their enthusiastic applause, in the back room of a club with people around us, on horseback once, :yes: very difficult but verrry nice, on the beach where sand got everywhere, literally ( I really hate sand :mad: ) and there are other adventures but I can't post them here. ;)


and yeah, I miss him..........;(........well, his body at least, not his mind. That's another story for the next time kids. ;)

Me and my ex have done it 4 time in a row once before...I was soar for two days...couldn't sit DOWN!!!! Ha ha ha. I did tell him that he was my best and first at some things...he never did make me bleed...and his penis was an ok size...perfect for me...

Not sure of the count (>= 1) but I dunno that I believe it...... :paranoid:

But I can definitely say, 1 woman, I've told her she's the best and she is by far the best without a doubt.

b

numerous time i have been told i am the best....but hey they could be liying.....one woman told me that she doest wanna marry he fiance now ;) i felt like such a stud :yes: my ex i made bleed more than a few times....good or bad it happened though. I dont see why people brag that " I went for like 6 hours" which you know is cool...i like sex and all but damn man i have better things to do than waste 6 hours on that. sorry...

HA ha ha...VR4
I guess one time isn't enough for some people...

I've heard variations of "you're the best" and such from time to time, but I don't let it give me a big head because I realize there's nothing stopping these girls from saying that to every guy they nail.
:no:

I think that every guy can give the best sex...it's just how you perform when you have sex...I don't think there will ever be just one best...not to me at least...I dunno...

I don't think there will be a best at everything. It really doesn't matter anyways cause if you care about the person then you should be happy that you're having sex with them period. But you both should still be pleased by the act.

Damn i miss my ex sometimes.

I don't miss my ex...The bastard!!!
I agree with you though...ShagginJet:)

See....when you have, errr.....limited experience, it doesn't take much for someone to be the all-round best you've had up until that point.

Over the course of time (and, consequently, experience) I could see there being varying "bests".......but I can also see there being a single best who outshines them all. In my case she is definitely that one single best.....nobody else compares (not too many contenders, I admit) but that is not to detract from the joys we have shared.....I will say she'll be difficult to top.

But I will say that a "best" is a matter of the interaction between the two of us.....an old chliche, it takes 2 to tango.....but it really does. Just because you're "good" or the "best" doesn't mean you will be for all. I'm the same guy I've always been, but with her......it has been very different......I don't consider myself gifted, or her gifted, I consider us[ gifted together......

b

How about the best giving oral, whether you're a guy or chick?

Let's see, going down on a guy is one of my favorite things to do. I have had several guys tell me that I sucked too hard and other guys that said I didn't suck hard enough, so I think it's up to each guy's individual preferences that get them off. What would work for one guy doesn't mean it would work for another. Capeche?

Well lets see the other day i'm gettin sex from the ex and she said i was the best she had ever had, including that she had been with a guy who was 9", and i'm well average i guess. I felt proud;)

Ahhh, how cute! ;)

I've never had a complaint about giving oral. I've noticed that woman have different taste as to hardness/softness, biting/sucking, etc. But all woman i've given to seem to like whatever I'm doing when I'm doing it. ;)

three four times. i think thats all.

I haven't had the best oral...and I don't give oral...just some things that I haven't encountered yet...

well i've learned something interesting this morning. apparently bigger is not always better.... some how I managed to poke an organ :confused: weren't doing anything crazy and it was just the missionary position this morning but apparently i've 'grown' and its too big.

SO I dont know how girls can take a full 9 inches in side them. I havent checked but I know I'm not nine inches.

as for answering this the few girls I've slept with have all said I'm their best and wonder how I know so much about their bodies....

hey koolaid you're missing out on a great part of sex and thats getting worked up with teh oral.

It's not uncommon for a guy of even average size (give or take) to bump into a chick's cervix (which is probably what you hit). It just depends on the "length" of the girl inside, the position, etc. Some girls don't experience pain when you hit their cervix so they can take 9"...or more. If these girls didn't exist we'd have no porn.

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right you are, and we all love porn ;)

Ha ha ha...don't worry about that...my time will cum *Edited by Accordinstyle for grammatical correctness for the topic at hand*:D eventually...Im not worried about it...he he he :)

^ ROFL @ AccordinStyle....

I have the remedy to teach any girl how to give head.... PM's accepted.

You jackass...Rob!!!! :D