Funniest bumper sticker.
 

okay, the other day, i was coming home from work, i saw this older Caravan sporting this sticker:

"Proud parent of a son who beat-up an honor student at **** elementary school"

i was laughin my ass off!!!!:D :D :D

LOL It was me!!! ahaha no no it wasnt

lol, i've seen something similar.
It was "My Student Can Kick Your Honor Student's Ass"

The best one I have seen is" My son knocked up your honor student":yes:

....bwa ha ha ha ha haa

lol

Haha that's great :D

My Favorite is
I HEART COPS

big red heart not the word

LOL, could they suck up any more? :pfft:

Erin has a shirt that says "I *big red heart* Policemen" It's great!

i like the ones that say "MY DIXIE WRECKED." :yes::banana:

what?? :confused:

my favorite is: "i'd rather be driving a 94 accord sedan":yes:

i "big red heart" your mullet:crazy:

1% angel 99%biatch (spell it correctly)

say it out loud. makes more sense.








if you still don't get it, it ends up sounding like "My Dick's Erect" a.k.a. my dick is erect. :rambo:

ohhh...o.k....:crazy: hahahahahahahaha

I've always liked "Driving drunk? Take off your seatbelt"

I had one made by graphics express a while back that says "Going for a drive...be back in 10 seconds":pfft:

bumper stickers
 

I have a bumper sticker that says "How's my driving? Race me & find out!"

My boss bought me one that says "If you're rich, I'm single." I didn't put that one on my car, but it was funny. :yes:

Re: bumper stickers
 

Now that's a bumper sticker!!! Hell yeah!



I think the best one I have ever seen was "I think, therefore I vote Republican"

;) :yes:

O yea...
 

Bumper stickers can be WAY funny, but I HATE those bumper stickers that say stuff like "Abortion doesn't make you not a mother, it makes you the mother of a dead baby!"
:pukey :pukey
I actually saw that 1 the other day! That is so offensive & is better off being unsaid. :paranoid: :yes:

I want one that says something about suvs...

Suburban Unnecessary Vehicle

or simpler...

SUV's Suck!

I'd have to mount it on my roof though so they could see it.

I see a windshield banner almost everytime I drive to school on this old beat up F150 that says "There's no trash like white trash". I almost pissed myself laughin at it the first time I saw it.

ahaha
 

:D :D You see that alot, especially around Oklahoma, sorry to say...
All the cowboys here have windshield banners that say: Ain't Skeered.
Spelled just so. :crazy: :no: :pukey what a bunch of idiots.
They also have them that say "Cowboy up". I still don't know what the hell that means. :crazy:

yah we have the "Aint skeered" banners too...mostly on old pickups and "redneck" mustangs as I like to call them...you know the ones-the ones from the late 80s early 90s....those are the ugliest stangs ever!

:yes: UGH! I KNOW! My X had 1 of those that he just loved & I couldnt even make myself ride in it! I HATE that year! :pukey :pukey :pukey

My favorite bumper sticker is....

"My other ride is your mom" ;)

LOL^^ i love that one....:bow: :bow:

My all time favorite is "FAH Q!" ;)

:crazy:

Hey man, I have one of those and I love it. 200hp 300lbs/ft 2500lbs not the prettiest but what a ride:pfft:

Yeah...I wondered about that too. But then mine's an '84 1/2 so does that count as late 80's? Should I take offense? Hehe.

man, i think the foxbodies are the best looking mustangs. most stangs i find ok looking, but those i just love.
:|

Absolutely...although I also love the '68 fastbacks (like the one used in "Bullit"). I'd love to have one but my '84 sucks up most of my money at present. ;(

"Stop inbreeding, ban country music"

:D

GirlRacer... the "Cowboy Up" one is around up here in Washington as well... if you have ever seen the movie "8 Seconds" you might know this one... basically its a "suck it up and get the job done" kind of motto.....

some of my favorites:

"Bad cop.. no donut"
"I eat RICE"
"racer-roni"

and then there is the one that I have been thinking about for many a year and wanting to get it made (sure hope nobody has done it yet)

I make sudden stops (yes in small type so they have to get close to read it)

NewL

Oooo...is that what that means? I've always wondered. I've never seen 8 seconds b/c I don't like 'country' type movies. :no: :pukey

o yea
 

and I'm sorry bout the mustang comment, I always forget we have mustang boys here too. No offense intended, just my personal preference. :yes:

One that we stuck on a buddy's car: "So many gerbils, so little time"

:pukey

I hate those "My kid beat up your honor kid" crap....but I also hate the "My kid was an honor kid" crap as well.

One you see around TX a bit is: "Keep honking I'm reloading"

b

I like "Horn broken, watch for finger."

how can you not like SUV's ??????

How can I not like SUV's???

reason 1: they are a huge visual obstruction. I can't make left turns in intersection when there is another one opposite me.

reason 2: 90% of the people who drive them are morons. Usually dumb soccer moms, but thats a whole other issue.

reason 3: People are under the misconception that they are immune to bad weather. They go extremly fast in rain and snow, and think they can stop on a dime. wrong....

reason 4: they are ugly as crap

reason 5: they eat gas unnecessarily

reason 6: 90% of people that own one don't need them. How many times have you seen an suv with one person in it? I know people that have them because they want that "feeling of security". Learn to drive and you won't be so scared.

reason 7: much like reason 6, selfishness. If you get into an accident, you want the other person to sustain damage that you won't feel in your Land Destroyer. LEARN TO DRIVE.

I'm sure there are many others, I just cant think of them right now.

BTW: To those of you that actually use an SUV for what it is intended for and are responsible drivers, more power to you.

"save a whale, harpoon a fat chick" :D

LMAO!

Yah i meant no harm in my mustang comment...I personally like the older mustangs...like the ones when the stang orignally came out. I'm a classic car kind of girl like that. Just stating my opinion....I know most people don't like the look of my car either...

But back to bumper stickers...I hate them...not only do they take away from the car but then people like me like to read them. Sure I think they are funny and everything but I'm the kind of person that will get on someone's ass to read the bumper sticker. which could potentially cause an accident since I'm not really paying attention to their brake lights but what is on their bumper. Irresponsible driving on my part, but if they wouldn't have those stickers there i wouldn't be tempted to read them dam it! That and I hate all the political ones...I don't really care who you voted for in what year....and a lot of them are offensive to me....

I will agree on the hillbilly mustang statement:yes: but I see a lot more hillbilly camaros (we call them Hooptey hotrods around here you know , lifted in the rear, big back tires, not wider just taller):pukey

i 100% agree here. SUV's scare me. parents think its a good idea to give their kid one for a first car cause WHEN he wrecks it, he's safe, but the person you hit with that 4000lb peice of scrap metal could die cause a inexperienced driver is operating a huge machinery. same reason you need a truck drivers licence, you can do some damage with a giant vehical. navigators, escalades, ml320's, lx430's, excursions.... get those damn things in a wrecker. they will never see mud, and arnt even designed to go off road. they are a waist on the economy, and on gas. they over pollute. if you actualy bought a SUV to haul stuff around, they i dont have a problem with that, but people will never put lumber, paint, grills, dirt, anything like that in their $50-80k SUV. if your buying a suv for that much and it dosnt say HUMMER on the back , you got jipped. they are the only purpose built SUV on the market anymore

another thing, hummers look better the dirtyer and more scraches they get on them. if you can bend the brush gaurd more power to you! if you can actualy break it, your the man.

hey you forgot the excursion. now that's a huge ass suv. even at 20 mph a t-bone with my car will send me to the other world. :o

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