Women and their "Second" Language
 

Come on men what's up with this women saying one thing and meaning another it's mind bogglin, let's start a list of things they say but mean something different or how they make up excuses for certain things sex(i got a headache....lol.....gotta love that one) lol, no offense to the ladies just trying to uncover the hidden world

1. Women have 2 ways of saying NO.....they say NO when they want you to stop, but there's times when ur doing stuff to plz her and turn her on and she softly saying "No" but really wants more......argghhhhh women women women i love you too

Ok what about when they don't want to fool around
- "i can't, i'm on the rag" lmao
-" ...how bout later?
-"you're too beautiful for me, Kyle, i would not want you to waste your sexual powerfulness on lil ol' me" jfwy

or if they don't want to hang out/ chill with you "i think i'm gonna go to bed early".....i'm dumb...its late

How about......

you say.. "what wrong"
they say.."nothing" or "if you don't know, then I'm not gonna tell you"

psycho :crazy:

that always drives me crazy!!

I've never used this line:paranoid: :paranoid: :paranoid: :paranoid: :paranoid: :crazy:

You guys will never figure out our so called "second/hidden" language. but keep the lines coming...I'm gettin a good laugh out of this!

Me "what do you want to do tonight?"
gf "What do you want to do tonight?"
me "well we could go see that new movie"
gf "do you really wanna see that one?"
me "well yes, I wouldn't have said it if i didn't want to do it!"
gf "oh"
me "what about dinner out?"
gf "well thats nice too,hmm"
me "or we could just rent a movie and watch it at my house"
gf "that sounds like a GREAT idea"

Why doesn't she just tell me she doesn't want to see a movie or eat out. But she would rather cuddle at watch a movie??? grrr

me: so what are we gonna do now ?
girl: don't know but i don't want to drive around in circles.
me: ok, so then waht should we do ?
girl: i don't know. just don't drive around in circles.
me: we could go in the park
girl: no
me: movie ?
girl: no.
me: then what ?
girl: i don't know.
at this time i'm on gravel in the park so i use my tuned parking brake (720 degrees ;) )
she slaps me then she gets out of the car to :pukey

LMAO I dont do the handbrake but ya that kinda shit happens alot more then it should :(

yup, but who cares ? she started yelling at me and i gave her to options: either stfu and ride home or continue yelling and walk home :o anyway she chose to yell and ride home. i'm not that hartless

(women->):bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: MEN

wait a second it will never be like that ;( lol

no you're right, it won't be like that! hehehehe....Girls hate making decisions on where to go. I look at it this way, if I asked the guy to do something, I damn well better have something planned....but if he asks me out on the date....I expect him to have stuff for us to do (and I typically won't ***** about what he has planned....I'm fairly laidback like that)

when i tell my girlfriend i want to have sex....she comes out with something stupid like "i got my period"...B**** you just had your period 2 weeks ago...how it came again?!....Oh that one gets me pissed the f*** off...lol

well dude...actually if you treat your girlfriend the right way and act like everything she ever wanted then im guessing she will :bow: :bow: :bow: in front of you and maybe do something else for you too;)

later that night u'll be like...

reality check, take a girl and treat her the "way" she should be treated and she walks all over you. Treat her like your not interested in her and bam she loves you!

maybe the girls you know dude...not the girls i have been with...well who knows....not every girl is the same so you may be right in some cases and so can I...

I'm sure you haven't D :rolleyes: ;)

I'm with ya Rob....

Dude I'm begining to this us robs are getting treated like shit in this world!! grrr

I noticed the robs like to b!tch a lot....hehehe:paranoid: :pfft: And yes for some reason most girls tend to go after the guys that treat them poorly or pretend like they aren't interested. It's a sad sad fact. One day the girls will get their heads out of their @sses and realize that they want to be treated the way they deserve to be treated.

how u figure its a fact?

oh cuz I'm like that.

^ but juss cuz u like that it dont mean that every other girl is like that too...

I wont hold my breath for this to happen

No we don't :paranoid:
:eek: :doh:

I'm workin on it...seriously....guess it's why i stay single. And I do know every girl isn't like that. But it seems that every girl I know or have known goes through that stage at least once in her life. Some girls just sorta seem to get stuck in that stage.

Uhh, can we say your ex, Mike!

:hmmm:

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :doh: :busted:

easy there face city:crazy: :foot: :banana:

it's easier than typing.....shush you!

plain and simple, women want what they cant get. weither its men, jewlery, cars, etc etc etc

hmmm i agree somewhat...:crazy:

amen to that my brotha from anotha motha

hey...I thought that was me :hmmm:

I have many brothas, bro!

Hell ya, I totally agree....this guy called me on Friday and asked if I wanted to go out.....I said sure. Then when we meet up hes like "so what do you want to do"

geez....YOU asked ME out, why do we always have to make the decisions????

Yah, sadly girls, i think all girls, go through this stage....Luckily I ended this about 6 months ago. I use to love the whole bad boy, thug image....yah right:pukey

Not anymore....If I can even see that a guy isn't gonna treat me good, I won't even bother saying HI. Once you get treated like a queen....trust me you don't wanna turn back to the bad boys.:yes:

well simple: i have a plan for a date, but after the date if u didn't like it you are gonna bish at me. if i ask you what do u want to do u are gonna bish at me. Now there is no way guys would get around bishing :foot:

Well then, I guess there is only one solution: STOP GOING OUT WITH BISHES!!!:yes:

OMG you girls are so dam demanding of us guys. maybe we would just like to spend time with you, and we'd rather you have a good time then us chosing the plan for the night.

Cut us some slack, this is the same kind of aditute i get all the time. I makes me :pukey :pukey . When a girl says somethign like that, i give em the figure and leave!

Well, IMO this isn't demanding at all....if a guy asks out a girl, he should have something planned, and if he asks me...I will tell him something if I really want to do something particular.

Otherwise I will just sit back and enjoy his company....It doesn't take much to please some girls. Its not like were expecting a full night of action-packed adventure....we just don't like being constantly asked "so, what do you want to do?"

i know WTF, guys start the conversation to meet the girls, ask them out, pick where they are going, pay for it, drive them around, and girls STILL think they have a reason to *****.. well F*ck that

Amen to That !!!!

does seem like its not in our favour eh?

:yes:

apparently you guys go after the high maintainance chicks....there are some of us out there that don't mind doing what you guys wanna do. But i think that it's only fair if the guy initiates the date that he decides what we do. If I initiate it, I gotta have something for us to do. It's not rocket science. It's fairness. The other party wouldn't say yes to the date if they didn't want to be with you....and in either direction the askee doesn't care what they do on the date....as long as they get to spend time with the asker.

o.k., this sounds a little like a legal binding contract....and if the askee isn't satisfied with the results of the evening she needs to be guaranteed the return of her night by the party of the first part so as she can fully regain her lost time and be compensated for any suffering incurred within.....hahahaha...jfwy D :D :crazy: :doh:

The reality is if you pick something to do and she doesn't like it the likihood is she doesn't return for another date.

Other then this the only true statement has been bolded by me "high maintainance chicks." No female understands how high maintainance they are, and I asure you every last one of you is high maintainance. Now granted there are some more then others but all females fall into this category. Yes D you might be on the low end of the scale but I assure you that all females are high maintaince.

i was trying to put it so that it was easy to understand without having to write he/she, his/her ect. That gets old and confusing. Take it how you like!!!!:pfft:


Maybe I've just watched Legally Blonde and Law and Order CI too much.:crazy:

hahahahaha...you know I just like messing with ya D :pfft: :kiss:

:yes: I know.