How to pick up on Females with one "Word" Guarranteed!
 

If anyone knows how let me know. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! :D

hahah Im writing a book on it. soon to be released on CLOWNY PUbliSHING. CHECK it out. hahaha

Good question but belongs in the off topic forum.

look at them and go "hey how you doin'?" lol, just make her laugh and its all good.

Can I preorder it?:D

I have one word for you "Charm" Obviously you don't say it to her, you have it yourself. I can tell you from a female perspective, charming guys win me over everytime. But, DON'T BE FAKE! Girls can see right through that. I don't believe its possible to walk up to a woman and say one word, and have her wanting to go to bed with you though, so good luck!

~Morgan

I don't know about getting a woman in bed with one word. It usually takes a few sentences. J/K
Fortunately I don't have to worry about it anymore.....

---If my fiancee saw this, she'd kill me.

Just be like me...
 

Just look pathetic like me and your bound to pick up a hot chick cause she feels sorry for you.. I worked for me.. Then when she realized that I wasnt as pathetic as I looked she like me even more.. Now I cant get rid of her.. :D

Same here. My fiance wouldn't like it to much.

Re: Just be like me...
 

LOL:D Yeah it works.....until you want to get rid of her....

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Thats ok though cause Im not in to big of a hurry too..

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Looking pathetic is covered in chapter 3 in my book. Getting rid of her is covered on Chapter 6. haha CHECK iT ouT>

SHIt, CIVIC AdDICt. I'll GIve YOu oNe Free DaWg. WE Are HOndaSyLe MOMbStERS nOW. :D

Hook a brotha up!!!

LOL:D

LOL

i dont know......girls seemed to come to me instead.....j/k:D :cool:

wwwooooooo.....i gonna tell ya alls fiancee:D :p :p

How do you think I got my fiance. It just took one magic word. If only I knew which one it was I would tell, no better yet, sell it to everyone for $100. Sound good. The price is negotiatable

well, may not be the gir you want, but if you say "crack" or "coke" i think you could get some.

Dang how come all you peoples have fiances. You GUyS are YOUNG what are u GUys doiN? THERes MOre FISH in THE POND. GO CHECK em out too. Im NOt getting me a fiance for another 6 years. A GREAT MAN BY THE NAME OF MRCLOWNY ONCE SAID, "YOUR ONLY YOUNG ONCE!

One Word: Game

I have no game, never have, never will. So if anyone knows a better word, please tell me.

are you sure there are no MRS. CLoWnY running around....:D

I think most of us didn't expect to find the right one at such a young age. At least I didn't. I guess I was lucky and didn't have to search for years and years. I believe in fate and everything happens for a reason.
Mrclowny-Your day will come when that special someone comes into your life. Whether it be tomorrow or 10 years, it will happen.

Some day your going to meet that special SheClown. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA :D

I've read the replies and haven't yet heard of the word yet. I don't know it but I sure wish I did. I'm gameless as well.

Hey i don't want no SHe ClOWN. I wanna MSFINEASSCLOWNY. hehehe

Is there any of that out there. I don't they she exists. HAHA

I dont know but if you only can say one word to her its not good. Its best to have a girlfriend that you can talk to forever and ever. And have tons of things in common with. I went on dates with really hot girls and it was weird because we couldnt talk. But I finally found a girl that is into the same things as me.

i couldnt believe this girl i found. she is like a clone of me. we are always thinking the exact same thing. even down to stupid things like food we dont like. i was with a girl for 3 years and thought she was the one. im glad i didnt marry her. but im gonna wait a few years with this one too. but as for the one word i have no idea what it is, but with the right girl for you the truth is always best. i believe there is a right person for everyone. they will come along one day.

WTF, FOXYGRANDMA AS IN ARE YOU FEMALE? SORRY IM A LITTLE CONFUSED. :D

sorry to confuse everyone. im in a band called "The Foxy Grandmas" so i just put that as my name. i am very much a guy. sorry for the confusion

Thanks for clearing that up. I would hate the thought of Lesbian Grandma's.............In action even UGH! :eek:

AHHHHH! That's not right.....:o

you know as gross as it is i would put money on it that there is a web site and probly a video. lol i wonder if i should change my name or just put something in each post that shows im a guy. everyone take a vote.

id say change the name, but its up to you

yeah i have a problem pickin up chicks to.. if someone finds that one word, that would get a chick to come home w/ me let me know.

I dont know any that have worked on me.. not yet at least!!!



FoxyGrandma- i know what you mean, about meeting someone thats like a clone of you. Say the same things, think the same things, do the same things at the same time..

is thaaaaaaaaaat riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?:eek:

i wanna see.

Gabe.. babe.. you wanna be my b**ch and let me practice my one word technics on you??? ;) :eek:

i'll be both ur bitches if u lemme watch u and the chick u pick up...

wooo hooooo:o

one word?

what always works- say "Vibe" to a girl
and she'll be liek whaT? and you say it again, vibe"

at this point she will either leave and think you are insane or ask again... what about vibe?

You're in. you got her attention, and form there- you gotta have class, style, and a snes of professionalism in the world of pimpin :)

Vibe is just an example here. that jsut happens to be a club in town that i go to, so it came to mind. every word is a guaranteed one word pick up-

*counts on hands, toes, friend toes....

yep it works :)

Ill put it this way...you cant have game if you up-tight...you hafta be kinda relaxed around hunnies...you let them do waht they want to you and you just say things that just kinda spill out. Shit happens and let it happen :rolleyes: or sumthin like that. you also hafta have a good sense of humor

If I find that word, and let you know it, can I come home too? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:D

Hey you cant blame a guy for trying right?:D

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA :D

This could work......but then again she might be reminded of her Vibrator or something...........J/K BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA :D


J/K Ladies I'm not a jerk. BWAHAHAHHAHAHA :D

HAHAHAHHAHA....

hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

The word is, "yours"(when used in conjunction with a hand holding a wad of 100 dollar bills and a wedding ring in the other. This may not work for chicks under 25, but above 25, there is nary a single woman on earth who'd pass that up!

Btw, i swear it works. That's how I have 7 wives throughout Utah that I see once a year. They don't care cause they love my cash more than me. So I'm free to pimp it up in LA!:cigar:

I tried that the other day... But it didn't work.....hehehehe