Lyrical Throwdown
 

Its that time again
for a lyrical throwdown
dont fucking pretend
we'll tear down your whole town
now when it comes to rhymes
I pop em like cherries
and when you talk about ice
I'm the White to the Barry
so step outta my face
if you cant handle the jazz
cause we runnin a race
and im whoopin your ass
but if you think you can play
step up take a shot
but if you cant rap
you're the end of the plot
now im backin out
to see what you got
just open your mouth
then prepare to get rocked

Nice rhyme...I like it. :yes:

NExt gen of SLim Shady! ;) Is aight!

ha ha ha... :yes:

oh shit... pdigg is gonna whore the shit out of this thread..... lol... I still remember the last one................ ha ha

^This is why I drink...I'm trying to forget the last one.

i hear you.

No...I decided that since theres no tbroc to battle, Im not participating.
Then SOMEONE deleted my post on that
Sneakiness walkin on me like a weathered doormat
But now I spout my words like Im big bad Topcat
Oh look, now you done got me started...
This might get mature so prepare to be carded.
My white rhymes flood this passive old thread
You cant even gasp from your alveolar bed
You full of nuts like your old grandma's banana bread
Rhymes like that belong in a child's cheap book
It sounds mostly just like gobbledygook
I gave up listening around line number 4
The true lyricists wouldnt even let you in the door
But I dont really want to do this anymore
So Im only going to do this one time
Just so the newer folks hear a rhyme
That's worth any lyrical skill
Rare as a simple 2 dollar bill
Cancels you out like a birth control pill

(really only doing it 1x........promise :busted: )

I simply don't know where to start
Those rhymes ain't got nothing, ain't from the heart
I don't know where you got em but I know if I was you
I'd return em to the store, cause they you got screwed
You said you got deleted, well that was my play
Because if you're not spoutin rhymes, you didnt need to say
So I took it on myself, to get rid of your spam
Using my lyrics, dishing out my back hand
So if you think you can run, if you think you got game
Keep shootin with me, it'll get ya some fame
Cause in this house everyone knows whos on top
Lookout now, its time fo me to stop

ding ding, ding ding.........round one ...ha ha

wow...here we go...Ladies and Gentlemen...Kool-Aid presents...HST Rap Central!!!!!
;)

No...it's just lame enough to be Yo! HST Raps.

LOL.......

O.K.....

I would like to ryhme
but don't have the time
I'm in the middle of jackin' it with thoughts of how me and previous girls acted
But I just can't cum cause i just got distracted

'Shameless plug from another thread'

:D :foot: :crazy:

haha you guys

yo listen up this is the remix
so you betta behold of these crazy lyrics
since last time you got yo ass handed to ya miss
me and wren are unstopable so fear this
what's this weak shit about being carded huh bitch
up here I'm done with that childish garbage
sit back and watch the realest most illest mcs spin that shit
maybe you can also learn something from the best lyricists
here's a pen and write after me
"Hey juvenile I'll never be as great as thee
You and wren run this HST rap battle single handedly
please leave some room for the likes of me
I know my lyrics are weak and make me wanna flee"
Now listen to me carefully
Til wren returns it's all eyes on me.
And you can hate it or love it but that's what it's gonna be
Should've listened, I told you not to fuck wit me
If you can take the pressure that's what we gonna see
and while I'm bustin out my rhymes
you're countin yo reserves using nickles and dimes
since you can't afford to be connected and reply with yo weak as lines
but now the two greatest sit back and wait for your weak as tries
please, do us a favour and keep your promise, you can't afford to loose countless times
and thermal since he got owned during the last freestyles
so this is technically a rematch to this craziness
and let round two continue I want to own this bitch
and get wren to murder his weak as attempts at spittin lyrics

Damn Rob I'm sorry to hear about your problems
your ex being a bitch actin like a premadonna
But believe me when I say I know how you are
Cause when im over my ex she knows it hardcore
And somehow calls just on time to fuck with my head
Giving that "I love you" bullshit while shes fuckin some dude
Fuck that bitch I don't need her or her crew
See something she don't understand about us
Is we roll the the best, and the rest we crush
So you gotta take a stand, determine your path
You gonna shackup with me or you gonna feel my wrath
What I won't be is played, won't be put to shame
Cause I know on my campus women give me my fame
And this is my message, sending loud and clear
You're either on my side, or you're full of fear
Now as far as you others, step aside to the king
Cause I'm the man of this clan all fall and all spring.

"pdigg is gonna whore the shit out of this thread..... lol... I still remember the last one................ ha ha"
lol me too
haha silly jive turkey

you guys are weak you shouldn't be allowed to speak
out with the old and in with the new
you guys are like blood stains that won’t go away
but im here to throw your asses the fuck OUT
so if I were u I would step back let the new talent shine
you can’t even look at me getting blinded
if.. u ..you ..should ..be.. lucky ..enough.. to ..catch a glance
be sure u mother fuckers are gonna get sprayed
don’t be afraid everyone’s gotta die someday and your day is gonna be today
u need to understand its nothing personal
but u guys just can't hang
your just to old kinda like mold
kinda like the smell of your girls shit after im heating it up because she loves when im beaten it up...
im sorry I see that tear damn I know your feeling fear right now but u know PAC told me 2 "ride on my enemies”

uuhhhuhh LOL :D :D :D :D

What was that, did you hear something?
I think I did, this kid tryin be punking
The fact is you got no clue,
You're young and brave,
But if you only knew
The man you are against don't take no shit
So when you spout lyrics, try not to spit
Cause if you do, turn around
I'm blastin your ass, and droppin you down
I don't need you playa hatin on me
When you the one chillin with Ice-T
I'm the new style, fresh out the kitchen
So sit down, get a pencil, open up and listen
If you really wanna do this, if you feel you must
Keep it up son, I'll boom, you'll bust
I hate to do it, I really do
Oh what am I sayin, I hate you too!

how can that be

maniflod damage caused floor board to fly out at a hundred forty

whats with the illest things

how he know you fried those pis-ton rings
rice,rice,baby

you never know whats going to happen when pass that airplane on wheels,

but when they here the blow off vale it will make them stand on thier heels

i know this isnt a good rhyme

but i hope youve had a good time

stay tuned for the next rap

cause we know that this rhyme is crap!

gave it my best shot

Interesting stuff...anymore???

I'll go some more when I get competition. ;)

Dizamn... :toofunny:

come on pdigg.........

Competition WHAT!
YOu little bitch you need to pack you bags
the turkey needle poped you shit is done
dont even even try to run ill catch you so fast
i wont even break a sweat
u'll be crying while im walking up to you
while ur layn in your own puddle of blood
man i knew u were a dud
you think your tuff
but the truth is your soft as your mothers shit
dont even post back you know
"ITS OVER ITS MY TURN NOW MOVE OVER":yes:

that aint even rhymes, you little bitch
dont go cry to your mommy, you little snitch
dont make me throw your ass in a ditch,
highlander, your rhymes are flat out wack!
you better shut-up before you get e-smacked!
oh and your mom called, she wants her car back!

all i could think of and all in good fun

Highlander u had ur ass handed to u by es!

Haaaaaa...you got jokes and rhymes...let's hear something else...

Now lemme jump in the ring n show ya how to box,
after readin your shit, i'd swear you guys smoked rocks,
i may be a newbie, i may be slick
but ya'll betta listen up cause i'm the shit
i spit it faster than ya read, faster than you think,
because alls i know, is that you guys fucking stink

word bitch

Ha ha ha ha ha ha...:D

your right, you are the shit
you smell like it and look like it
your mom called too,
she also said you smell like pooh-pooh
ha, you are a newbie you faggit
running around with all the gay guys,
playing 'tag your it!'
i see you drive a civic
you know thats code name for slow, right?
i better stop now before we get into fight

You sayin my Civc is slow?
Well not until I put in that turbo....
Ha ha ha ha ha....girly rhyme... ;)

calm down, it was just a joke
whats coming out your ears?, is that smoke?
i know its not slow, faster then mine
but my car will still do just fine

Ha ha ha... ;)

dayum esthirteen got mad flow! ;)

All these guys got mad flow...I think. :yes:

What's that i hear? You're dissin my ride?
after i'm done with you you'll commit suicide,
who are you to dis my wheels,
alls i see in your sig is the matchbox car you got with your happy meal!
You ain't got nothin, lookin like you're frontin
cause we all know that i'm the one stuntin
Now i must go, on my way,
and you get my vote, as the gay man of the day :yes:

at least i can afford a happy meal
at least i dont have to steal
oh and i collect matchbox cars
are you black? cause it looks like you got sars
i am dissin your ride
so step aside
and let the king pass by

Bitch you're talkin about stealin, and crying about sars
but you're the one dealin for cash, so get back in your shitty car.
In case you haven't heard the king is dead
i shot that bitch up, 9 times in the head
and speaking of rides, you mom makes a nice one
especially when i come home and she says "hey hun"
and while i'm at his house, hittin that shit
juvenille here is playin with toy cars, sad isn't it?
and no i'm not black, i don't have to be
cause you got nothing, so all that's left is ME

you didnt shoot him, cause im still here
dont be afraid, theres no reason to be in fear
my car is pretty shitty
but you know whats a big pitty
is the fact that your trying to act like diddy
yea, my mom said you couldnt get hard
and also that your a fucking retard
with a ugly ass car

You think i'm a pity? You think i act like Diddy?
Damn straight I do cause he raps better than you don't he?
your rhymes are wack, you prolly smoke crack
and i'm gonna burn you so bad you won't have a comeback
I own this shit nigga, you might as well sit down
Cause if i keep goin i'm sendin your ass back to P-town!
And What are you 40? And On welfare?
Well i don't fucking care, get a job scumbag
and stop nailin that 63 year old hag.
Now quit bitchin about your mom
we all know your pissed cause she wants you gone, from her basement
and you're out of place man
cause you're the fucking retard that can't rap, I CAN


(for anyone who doesn't know, P-Town, is actually Provincetown, located on cape cod in massachusetts, which is known for it's high concentration of gay people)

fuck this page - its all games
you cant play cuz i say
what u spittin? knock knock jokes?
I CANT TAKE IT! i need some coke
sniff a lil somethin and get high
just to pretend your shit is flyyyyyyy

try to out do me and see what happens
i may suck a dick but yall suck at rappin

wow...:bow:

pdigg... i know that you are here.....

pdiggs aint got nothin'
hes out with a guy, fluffin'
i know i cant rap, and i know it sounds like crap
but you know your mom still lets me hit that
your dad shouldv'e wore a rubber hat
i thiink i lost my flow
so ima bout to go, and fuck your hoe

I must say that shit is whack,
i guess you weren't kiddin about smokin crack
after hearin link's rhymes
i think it's time,
to send a bullet through his mind.
He's got no rhythm, got no rhyme
And i'm kickin everyone's asses this time,
And i'll give some respect to esthirteen
even though he's a pussy who thinks he's mean,
cause we're the ones keepin this thread alive
so fuck this shit, i'm goin for a drive.

Wow this thread's dead,
i'm about ready to go to bed.
Not that i was really awake anyway,
I think we need PDiggs to come and save the day.
Afterall i've never heard him spit,
chances are, he's full of shit,
so all i'm sayin now
step up, if you know how
Bring it on bitches, i'll show you up
i'll leave you with stitches, so show me your stuff.

uhh...Sir Rapsalot....link is a chick.....

Sir Rapsalot.... haha that's funny

uhh my b, didn't know, thought it was kinda weird that they said they like the dick :rolleyes: