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here we go again...story time
(the point is to keep the lines short, go with me on this :yes: )
3 words, here we go. Yesterday I went |
to the bathroom
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and was surprised
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to find a
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fresh roll, how'd that get there?
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3 words only |
that was pink
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and smelled like
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roast beef curtains
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ROFLMFAO :D :D :D ...I decided to |
smell it deeply
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i tooka bite
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it was rotten
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...and then I...
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put some salt...
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and some pepper
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in my eyes
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...as i screamed
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word yo ph@*#Y&@*#)(*(((3@***&@&##$*...
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my eyes turned
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to the ground
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then i looked:crazy:
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because I saw...
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How small my
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feet are getting
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since I have...
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a fat gut
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damnit, pdiggitydog, beat me to it.
I decided to.. |
watch some porn
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since I can't..
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reach my penis...
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So I farted...
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like my exhaust...
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"damn my obx"
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what the hell
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is wrong with
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my scabby knees
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I began to cry
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"NEED MORE CHEESE!!!"
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so i went
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to the store
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and saw this
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creepy lookin guy
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whose teeth were
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green and jagged
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and then he
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scratched his fanny:moon:
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and grabbed my
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special place really
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hard. because i
(lets start using puncuation when you finish a sentance) |
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