last night...(pics of me).. might be 18+
 

well.. last night my friend got a pretty large tattoo on his sholder/upper arm.. and i was sitting there thinking about getting the ears peirced.. he threw in $40 and i did it. later that night alot of beer consumption went on. heres the pics of me at the party mostly...you can see the before/after ear pics.. let me know what you htink

first off.. when my hat goes sideways, im DRUNK.. i have some from friday night too.. i look a bit more normal in them





i was asshole and needed a place to put my cards(hat) and well.. as you will see i forgot about them








this one is the night before




me passed out

action pic... look hands a blur!

whats with the cards?

ever play asshole? well.. i was the asshole that game, and i had to get up to get people beers, and i didnt wana leave them on the table so no one would look at them, i put them in my hat, and forgot about them

oh, and the 3 of clubs... ever play indian blackjack? you put the one card that normaly faces up in your hat so everyone but you can see it, then we have a # of drinks each person must take for breaking/loosing

never played it....what do you do in it?...

cards in the hat...stylin

i wanna drink now..hmm

OMG... that has to be the best drinking game!

ok.. heres the rules..

deal all the cards out, and who ever has the 3 of spades goes first, they lay the card face up. then going clockwise, the next person has to meet beat that card(can only play one card), if they cannot beat it they take a drink. a 2 will clear the pile.. like if a king was up, and all i had was a 2, 5, 7, 9, Q i could put the 2 down and the asshole(more about him later, and theres no asshole the first game, so anyone can do it) clears the pile and i would get to start with any card(s) i wanted. if i match the card it skips the next person and they have to drink. and if i put a 4 down, its called a social. everyone kilnks their bottles/mugs together and takes a drink. lets say the pile clears and its my turn.. i have two 5's. i can put them down and everyone has to play two higher cards... or put a 2 or 4 down. it you can complete the square(put 2 more 5's down) you can play that anytime before the next person lays their cards down, and everyone but you drinks and its your turn to start the pile off. same thing applys with 3 of a kind... um.. a single 2 or 4 will clear, and it can be completed at any time. if it makes it all the way back to my turn, then the pile clears and i start another one. you must call last card when you have one card left, or you drink. if you are first out, your pesident(more on him) second is VP(same) and last one out is asshole(same)


ASSHOLE: he is the b*tch basicaly. anyone can tell him to drink at any time for any reason. you must get people beers whenever they need one, you clear the pile. and if anyone but you clears the pile, they become asshole for the rest of the hand. however.. asshole is dealer, and he is temp prez(can tell anyone to drink) while he is dealing.

PREZ: he can tell anyone to drink at any time. he also makes up a new rule for each game(anything goes) you can have last one to put thumb on the table drinks, if you say "drink" "drank" or "drunk" you drink. you can make people drink with the other hand(if you use your right... left and visa versa) you can make people get up and do any sort of dance you can think of each time they drink... the possibilities are endless.

VP: you can tell anyone but the prez to drink

i think there are more rules... if anyone sees one i missed add it, or i'll add it

Chris...are you a sk8ter boi?

why are all the cute ones alcoholics? ;)

i dont consider myself an alchoholic :eek: :paranoid: :loco: :cool:

I was just messing with ya:pfft:

skater boy :pfft: ? yeah i guess i am :crazy:

looks like you had fun. btw you are missing a / in the first image tag :o

yeah.. i just fixed that. thanx

jfwy :pfft:

he's hot

I don't think so :no:

:eek: :cool:

uh oh..now you went and gave this boy a liter of self respect..way to go! jfwy

I'd give him more then that. j/k now i know why people keep there thoughts to themselves, im not telling anyone else theyre hot:loco:

:foot:

found that one... i dont even know if i wana say what just happened...

hint.. whats the capital of thiland

ROFLMFAO :D :D :D :D :D :D

ouchies that cant be good:o

Good GOD Anna...what has gotten into you lately?? :eek:

i was rolling on the floor... not laughing though:paranoid:

What actually happened?

yeah your poor bangkok

well... me being asshole.. had to get beers for people.. while walking to one of the fridges someone backhanded me and yelled bangcock. not too hard though, but tippers hurt

:hmmm: :paranoid: hormones:busted: :kiss:

yeah they do....ahhhh :o

apparently ;)

dont you love the friends who think its funny when your in pain(oh, and it IS funny when it happens to someone else)

any put their balls on your face while you're passed out? :loco:

NO!! hell no... ahhh no... someone did find it funny to write on my face one night.. so i drew a huge penis on the back of his car with white shoe polish

thats sick and wrong:o

Thats funny and hillarious

yeah... i WILL seek revenge on anyone who attempts to make a fool out of me

ooo revenge, can i help next time it looks like fun

you cant be much farther away and my revenge happens before they have a chance to think they got away with it... but i'll take ideas

yup...I hate that....

Yeah thats a bummer.Ill try to give you some ideas hah

hahahahah i tea bagged some kid... i was the funniest thing ever.... cuz he was tring to push be away.. but couldnt reach that far... lol....;) crazy pics chris... go UCF lol

WHAT!! omg... i swear... i'd shoot you.. in the balls. thats my revenge :no:

I agree!

Thats just wrong Spaz...:loco:

LOL...that card games sounds like one of ours..but ours is a bit different....Rules: 1 - 6 hand out sips depending on the number, u can dish em out to one person or more then one. ( 6 to one person, 3 to 2, or 1 to 6, etc) 7 = swear card....we tend to swear at each other when u hand out lots of sips to someone....u have to take a sip if u dont have a 7 and DO swear....when u have the 7 go crazy..8= piss card.....if u go for a piss..u have to chug a whole beer...9 = this card is the revenge card...say someone gives u 6 sips....(more like chugs with some people) and u have a 9 u can put that 9 down....and give them 6 right back... 10 = everyone takes 1 sip..Jack...everyone has to yell HIGH JACK and the last person has to sip....Queen...last person to nod there head..takes a sip KIng = last person to Salute takes a sip....Ace...everyone has to put there hand in the middle..last person to has to sip....game goes counterclock wise....and ur cards are face down in front of u so u cant see whats coming up next....and thats our game ;) ;) :yes: :bow: nice pics ahaha

another game
 

its called f*ck the dealer....

basically, u get one of each card, lay them side by side, facing up. the dealer for the time being gets the rest of the cards. you go clockwise, and the other ppl have to guess what the card is, the dealer say higher or lower depending on what the person says. one person get 2 guesses, then it goes to the next person. if somebody gets it wrong, they have to take a drink...not bad. now heres when f*ck the dealer holds true, lets say somebody gets it right the first time...*boom* the dealer has to take 10 drinks, if someone gets it right on the second try, dealer takes 5, if the person doesnt get it right, well they take a drink...what the is trying to do is keep from being dealer anymore. the ppl playing can only guess wrong 3 times, TOTAL. then you pass the cards to someone else.

So lets say your playing and your the dealer, someone says, "6", and the card is a jack, you say,"higher", and the person gets it right, 5 drinks for you my friend...you guys understand?

i cant play drinking games anymore, cause if we play asshole, im always asshole..i dont mind, but i really dont like to taste things twice...and f*ck the dealer...yeah i couldnt get rid of the deck..i owed something like 150 drinks...i was already tossed as it was, and someone coaxed my into drinkin about 8oz of straight jagermister....i still dont remember that night...anyway...have fun....and to let you guys know...

alcohol and tigers/lions/cheetahs are just alike.....while the wild animals for the weakest animals in a herd, alcohol goes for the weakest brain cells...and just like the herd benefits(because they can only go as fast as the sickest/weakest animal), the brain benefits in the same way....makin it a more effecient, faster, better brain..

Re: another game
 

JAGER!!! that stuff is instant forget the night stuff