no can do bro. I have an offer for $500 local ;)

i meant like $3.50.. c'mon like you can deny that kind of offer anyway it was a south park thing

lol

damnit woman dont give him no tree fitty he wont go away.
i gave him a dolla
you gave him a dolla?


...whats tree fitty

[The living room. The boys reach the sofa and hop up to sit on it. Chef's parents sit across from them on the love seat. An uneasy silence follows]

Chef's dad: Well, aren't you crackers just cute as the dickens?

Stan: You're Chef's parents?

Chef's mom: Yes, all his life.

Kyle: We have to talk to him!

Chef's dad: Well, he should be out now directly.

Chef's mom: Oh, he's so excited about the wedding now.

Chef's dad: Say, would you crackers like to hear about the time we saw
the Loch Ness monster?

Stan: No, that's okay.

Chef's dad: Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.

Chef's mom: We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"

Thomas: It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-

Chef's mom: Oh, it was so scary!

Thomas: -and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "…Uh I need about tree-fitty." [a long silence follows]

Kyle: What's tree-fitty?

Thomas: Three dollars and fifty cents.

Chef's mom: Tree-fitty.

Stan: He wanted money?

Thomas: That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"

Chef's mom: I gave him a dollar.

Thomas: She gave him a dollar.

Chef's mom: I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.

Thomas: Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You gave him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!

[Chef's house. Thomas is still telling the story…]

Thomas: And that was the third time we saw the Loch Ness monster. Then one time, I believe it was July-

Nellie: August.

Thomas: -August. There's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little girl scout-

Nellie: And she was so adorable, with the little pig tails and all.

Thomas: -And she says to me, "How would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things-

Nellie: Raisin oatmeal.

Thomas: -Raisin oatmeal, and I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says, "…Uh I need about tree-fitty."

Nellie: …Tree-fitty.

Thomas: Well, it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era.

Nellie: The Loch Ness monster.

Thomas: I said, "Dammit monster! Get off my lawn! I ain't giving you no tree-fitty!" It said, "how about just two-fitty?" I said, "Oh, now it's only two-fitty!! What?! Is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?!"
Nellie: Lord, he was angry.

Thomas: Damn right, I was angry!

Nellie: Not you, the monster. He was about to kick your ass.

Thomas: Aah, shut your mouth, woman!

Stan: Uh, could you just tell Chef we were here?

Thomas: Sure. That crazy old monster [Stan, Kyle, and Kenny walk out] Now, then the fourth time I saw the…

[King Jimmy's Buffet. A banner spans the front of the restaurant, saying, "Clsoed for Wedding Rehearsal Dinner Party." Chef, his family, Veronica, and other guests are present. Soft jazz plays in the background.]

Thomas: Could I have your attention please? [the guests quiet down and the music stops] Tomorrow, my son is gonna get married to a beautiful lady. [sniffles] I'm very happy for them both. [sobs] Ooh there I go! I told myself I wasn't gonna cry, now.

Chef: It's okay, pop.

Nellie: Thomas, you're gonna get me going now. [sobs]

Thomas: Oh, I remember when Chef was just a three-year-old little man. He came running up to me with a big smile and his little chef's hat on, and he said, "Poppa, poppa!" I said "What do you need, Chef, my boy?", and he said, "…I need about tree-fitty."

Nellie: …Tree-fitty.

Thomas: Well, it was about that time I got suspicious. I said, "Chef, why do you need tree-fitty?" He said, "My imaginary friend Goo-Goo the dinosaur wants it." I went to my son's room, and sure enough, there was the Loch Ness monster!

Nellie: Oh, it was scary!

Thomas: I said, "Dammit monster! You stop bugging my children now! We work for our money in this house and we don't give money away!"
[King Jimmy's Buffet.]

Thomas: So I chased the monster down the street, you see…


[First Church of South Park. A banner above the lower cross reads "Congratulations Chef and Veronica." People are streaming in for the wedding]

Kyle: Ah man! I can't keep my eyes open. [Cartman is nodding off, too]
Stan: We can't fall asleep. We gotta nail that song. [turns to Cartman] You got the tape recorder, Cartman? Cartman?? [taps him]

Kyle: He's asleep. Wake up fatass!

Cartman: [rattled] What what what?

Stan: God-damnit! You can't fall asleep.

Cartman: I wasn't sleeping, I was just thinking really hard!

Thomas: [telling his tale to Randy and Sharon] …And then these aliens had me up on their ship, right? They was probing me and all that.

Nellie: We had taco salad that night.

Thomas: Don't matter what we had for dinner woman! Now this alien had a big head and big black eyes, and it was all bent over me. I said, "What do you want from me, alien?!" and do you know what he said?

Nellie: Tree-fitty.

Thomas: Uh. Let me tell the damn story now! He said, "tree-fitty." And so I realized I that it wasn't no alien, it was that God-damned Loch Ness monster again, trying to trick me into giving him tree-fitty by dressing up like an alien. Don't that just beat all?!

Nellie: I had just given him tree-fitty the week before.

Thomas: What?! You gave that monster another damn tree-fitty?!

Nellie: [somewhat defensive] He tricked me.

Thomas: Well no wonder the damn monster keeps coming back to our house! You keep giving it tree-fitty!

[Inside, Stan and Kyle try to get Cartman's attention again]

Stan: Come on Cartman!

Cartman: [pressing every button on the tape player] I can't see anything!

Kenny: [tries to help] (Wait…) [the succubus lands on Kenny, breaking the pew in half. Kenny is dead under her feet]

Stan: Oh my God! She killed Kenny!

Kyle: You bastard!

Nellie: [with a stick, runs at the succubus] You damn monster! Get away from my baby!

Thomas: [reaching into his pocket] Hold on, now, I'll see if I have tree-fitty!

[The optometrist's office. Cartman walks in with a large ice box. His bandages are off. Now we know why he wasn't at school with Stan and Kyle.]

Dr. Lott: Oh, hello, piggy. How are your eyes doing?

Cartman: After today they're gonna be fine, and I'll never have to see you ever again!

Dr. Lott: I don't think that's possible, piggy, not with your eyes.

Cartman: No, not with my eyes. With these! [takes Kenny's frozen head out of the box to show the eyes] Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Dr. Lott: Was he an organ donor?

Cartman: Eh-sure.

Dr. Lott: All right, then let's get to work. [Cartman gets in the chair, and the optometrsit pulls out Kenny's left eye] Say, you don't have three dollars and fifty cents on you, do you?

South Park...sweeeeet....

bah i was close for pulling it out of my head....

UPDATE:

Installed the AEM EMS last night. My buddy D-tuned programmed the initial break-in map. It made so much of a difference, it's awesome!

I was spooling the shit out of that SC61. We were only boosting 6 psi on a conservative tune and timing. The idle still needs some work.

To initially get a base tune, we had to get on second gear and go WOT all the way to redline which we set at 9000 RPM. I sat on the driver seat as D dials the numbers and log the data. Each time we go, I would let off at 5500 RPM cuz it would scare the fuk out of me. I had to let off about 3 times. The 4th time, I just held on to dear life and drove it pass 9000. We went back to my garage and saved the data. I was shaking for half an hour.......

It feels good that my Teg is starting to get to my goal. A few more street tune and we're off to the DYNO.....

......stand by........... :smoking:

i want that :yes:

it was amazing man! I cant wait to drive my teg again. I'm at work right now and off tomorrow...........

fap fap fap

ahahah, must be making some nice power, wish I had a car that was fast enough to scare me. :eek:

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :yikes: :3some: :ky: :yup: :yup: :yup: :yup: :yup: :yup:

UPDATE:

Shit happens..... This project is really testing my patience.... but I will win!

So I got the car running but it was smoking really bad. I waited a few days thinking that it maybe just residual shit is the system. However, the smoke wouldnt go away and it gets thicker by the day.

Myself and a few other friends concluded that I was burning coolant. I was somewhat convinced but I had to do something about it. So I pulled the head off and replaced a head gasket that didnt even have 100 miles.

I put the head back on and torqued it down properly. As I was installing the rest of the components, I noticed that there was a puddle of oil inside my SC61 turbine housing. No oil in the compressor housing. The charge pipe is dry all the way. The head exhaust ports are dry as well.

This was the cause:
When I initially installed the turbo. I had the move the compressor housing around to get the discharge side to match with my charged piping. As I was securing the back bolts of the compressor housing, the housing did not sit fully flush therefore the compressor blades started rubbing against the housing. As it rubbed against the housing, it misaligned the turbo shaft causing the turbine seal to fail. I reposition the housing the retorques the back bolts. It doesnt smoke or leak as bad as it used to anymore but I cant tune until I fix this issue.

It was my fuk up. The rebuild is $400 and will cost me another $300 to upgrade to a large housing and bigger blades. So screw it! I'm getting another turbo. I'm undecided to either get an SC63, GT35R, or fully custom T3T66. The price range is about the same except the GT35R will cost a little more.

that sucks balls.

GT35R

arnel just rebuild it yourself, it's wicked easy especially if you yank heads in your spare time. I replaced the turbine shaft piston ring on mine and it was cake.

Hell if you want, i'll do it for you. I'm assuming you only need a new piston ring or is it really fucked up?

man I wish I can yank heads in my spare time, and have the car run afterwards, your fuckin good...

Sic, taking off the head is elementary stuff was you do it once. On my D-series, I had swapped 3 heads off and installed them the same day on a 6 hrs time span.....

Theres is more to it than that. the inside wall of the compressor housing is scarred and needs to be remachined. Otherwise, I would've been all over it bro....;) :yes:

I'd go with the gt35r..ball bearing is D shiznit..I'm saving up now to buy one for my next buildup..

Looking for one now..........

Damn, I just spent another $1400 for some stuff... this is really getting serious. I was very hesitant to let that much money go. Oh well, I hope to sleep it off in a few dayz.... :smoking:

I just bought a true Garrett GT35R .82 a/r S-cover (700+ hp capable). I will also be installing a new DP set-up. I'm staying 3 inch but V-band this time. I wont be starting these install until I get back in February.

Happy boosting............

damn nice, that v band is like the DP is clamped on or something right, and not welded to the flange?????????

yep: :yes:
http://www.atpturbo.com/Merchant2/me...egory_Code=FLS

http://www.atpturbo.com/Merchant2/me...egory_Code=FLS

Hot damn bro, That shiet is nice. Fock dood $1400 i almost my whole base pay!!!!!
You can do big things like that when you do khakis hahahahaha

Ha ha ha... shiet... that is my net paycheck focker!

http://www.hpautoworks.com/garrettgt35r.html
http://www.atpturbo.com/Merchant2/me...egory_Code=FLS
http://www.atpturbo.com/Merchant2/me...egory_Code=FLS

Fuk! I cant wait to get home!

:thumbsup:
Fricken awesome man

I'm home now. The fabrication starts tomorrow! This Garrett GT35R is bigger in person! lol

Got some goodies while I was gone. I started taking apart some stuff:
Garrett GT35R vs Precision SC61

same:

turbine side:

JKmotorsports (LSDmotorsports) square tube traction bar and a used Sparco seat ($100:))

hey so what are you doing with that sc61, cause you could always just send it my way :yes:

I'm selling it for $250. It cost another $250 for the rebuild anyway....

Go newport!!! lol those look sweet man...:P should hoook one up in my car :rolleyes: :cool: :smoking:

todays update:

It was a bitch trying to make an elbow and bends for this rerouted turbo-to-intercooler pipe. I made so many V-cuts to get the turn that I needed. Wlding this together with a flux core wire fed machine also was a challenge.

I had to make it come to the front like this to improve ground clearance and over pipe length versus trying to go around and over my traction bar. This turbo sits low also.

more

welded and repainted

closer look

I wrapped the first 10 inches of the charged pipe to minimize radiant heat caused by the turbo manifold.

Garrett GT35R from underneath...

Today's tasking is to fabricate the new downpipe with this V-band included....

oh man that is SICK (and I almost never say that word)

wow thats unreal....u gota do a setup for me one day :| when i get some cash lol:kiss:

Just let me know bro...........

Update:
It was a productive day. I started around 8:30 AM with snow and rain coming down. Even my garage heater cant keep up with the cold wind. GT35R install is complete. Downpipe and dump tube fabricated, welded, painted, wrapped and installed. Sparco seats are in. New NGK wires are in. Fresh oil and filter change. AEM EMS reinstalled. Traction bar is functional (installed). Bought a new battery. Started the car and it fired up! Warmed up the car and took it for a couple of runs on the street. GT35R fuckin rocks!

I did so much welding on the piping fabrication as you can see from the pics.

Tuning will be scheduled when I get back from Maryland. I need to take my TE37's out and reinstall the Rota Slips since my winter tires are on it. More to follow..............

.

hey arnel what size are your oil lines? are you running a restrictor?

-3AN oil lines bro. Also, this GT35R already came with a built in restrictor to match a -3AN :yes: