wellllll....ya know....:pfft:

Put your cunnilingus where your mouth is!!! ha ha ha
Nice educational reference...;)

I think I like cunnilingus...mmmm

They have this cool thing called PM.... Look into it. ;)

As for ^, that makes two of us then.

They have this other cool thing called the middle finger and I have two of them for you.....:flick:

Aw come on fellas...everything is all good...I was just speaking my mind...my bad.

^ NICE!

While you're flippin those, wanna smell mine?

Ieeewwww....nayustyyyyyy :pukey

Would anyone care for a chocolate covered pretzel? :D

I don't get it...

^Then go watch Mallrats.

I don't think they have it here...I won't worry about the chocolate covered pretzel thing then...

well when you get back watch it. that movie kicks ass.:yes:

yes all Kevin Smith movies kick ass....I don't think I've ever met a person that hasn't seen Mallrats. My girls and I quote that movie all the time....

also in 'Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back'....:yes:

I guess you've met one now...Hi, my name is Adrieanne and I've never seen Mallrats...pleased to meet you. :)

That's cause you live in York.

Yah....well there isn't much to do in York....so we gotta steal someone else's creative genius!:yes:

Exactly :no:


"Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator."

^ Which BTW I should be up there this winter for my grandmothers 80th b-day. Any of the York ladies like to go out for a night on the town?

I'm always up for going out for a night on the town!....now that there's actually a decent place to go in York.

^ Where's that out of curiosity? My cousins might know the place.

The Hardware Bar/Vertigo Night Club. It's got a little something for everyone. One cover and you've got a bar, a dance club, a lounge and a game room. And for the guys, scantily clad cocktail waitresses that dance on the bar. Also they have an actual barber chair on the bar and for $10 you can sit up there while having one of the scantily clad waitresses hurdle you while she pours a shot of your choice liquor down your throat or if you're a female, one of the cute male bartenders.

ooo cute male bartenders are good! hehe


Yah....Erin and I are both always up for a night on the town. And she's right, it's much better now that we have somewhere decent to go. We pull people in from Balti and DC too. That used to never happen!

I was at this club in Vegas and this bouncer was "wreckless eyeballin" me alll night long that night...didn't get his number though because I was coming out here a couple of days after that night...I shoulda got it...dude was cute...curly hair and everything...dang!!!!!

How this for your perfect guy... 6'1" 170 lbs, athletic build, dark hair, hazel eyes, fairly tan body, hopeless romantic, and going through pharmacy school?:)

^ That's a good description of a perfect guy...mine is just like that except I like my guys a little taller...more like 6'2 or 6'3...about 210, or greater, pounds...big smile...gotta have a big cheezy smile...nuthin but teeth!!! Ha ha ha...

somewhere in here is a link to my photos... i got a big cheesie smile, lol

Ok ok...so you have the smile...but do you have the other recipes to the cake???? ;)

I need to be an inch taller and gain 40 ilbs... i think it's do able...

Ha ha ha...ok...well GET TO WORK!!!! ;)

Allow me to bottom line this entire thread for all of you. There is no such thing as "the perfect guy". No matter what we do and now matter how great we treat you, you ladies will always find something no matter how minute to bitch at us about. I say this not out of spite, but out of experience. I've always treated my girlfriends well and in the beginning I'm always "the perfect guy". But then somehow or another my gestures of kindness turn into matters of annoyance. So you change the way you show your affection but by then it's too late and anything nice you do pisses her off. So, in effect, the entire point of this thread is moot.

ya have an excellent point Steve....the wrong girl will think you're the "perfect" guy at first and then become annoyed with all that. But the right one will love you for all of that and not become annoyed with it. And even if we do find the perfect guy that we want to be with the rest of our lives, we will still find SOMETHING to bitch about. It's our nature....I don't know why it's our nature, i just know it is.

I vote myself.

I SECOND THAT!!!!!

Yep