Hide the salami? :paranoid:

Ha ha ha...that can work...is the game "time consuming"???

When it comes to that game, it's mostly in and out.......then back in...then back out...back in...you get the picture......

and that's enough of that......

Whatever you say navigator...

would you 2 just fuck eachother already. jeez, i have never seen that much verbal foreplay.

^ Ixne on the exse with the oolaidkay.

mfaolkay.....:D

:rolleyes:

hey...don't you give me the :rolleyes:

:moon:

That better?? ;)

much...thank you! ;)

Ha ha ha...verbal four play is it now?

:D :D :D :D

So...when will the verbal sex come into play?? Ha ha ha...just kidding. ;)

<-- Uses teeth to declothe ^.
<-- Nibles down ^ body and kisses all over.
Drives ^ crazy, goose bumps all over.
<-- Lies ^ down on bed.
<-- Starts to move in for the kill. ;)

How am I doing?

:D:D:D:D

verbal sex?...you mean like a hummer? :D

Pardon my intelligence, but what's a hummer again??
I like that ShagginJet...you must be a pro...;)

^ That's what all the ladies say.

Valve job.

LMFAO...... :D


A hummer is when a female performs a lube job (so-to-speak) on the falical member of a male....was that politically correct enough? :paranoid:

:toofunny:

I see...so a blowjob? Makes sense. I don't do hummers yet...

Well I would be glad to offer myself to you as a guienne pig as needed.......

^ A genuine pig?

pronounced 'gi knee'....as in an experimental rat....

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....:D
I think it's spelled...guinea

I will look you up when I get older and ready...so get your teaching skillz in tact...;)

:doh: :foot:

But it was very cute the way you spelled it though...made me laugh

well...it was a cross between guinea and genuine...either way I'm a pig :crazy:

Why are you a pig?

just joking....don't mind me...

Im sorry...sarcasm and jokes are often overlooked on a computer screen...my bad.
So is a penis size is a major thing to look for in a guy?

I hope you're not asking me that question...........:paranoid:

Not directly...

Is cunninglingus going down on a girl? <<<Question for you.

yes it is.....and it's spelled cunnilingus...we're even now :D

*Edit...here, we can make this the word of the day....

One entry found for cunnilingus.

Main Entry: cun·ni·lin·gus
Pronunciation: "k&-ni-'li[ng]-g&s
Variant(s): also cun·ni·linc·tus /-'li[ng](k)-t&s/
Function: noun
Etymology: cunnilingus, New Latin, from Latin, one who licks the vulva, from cunnus vulva + lingere to lick; cunnilinctus, New Latin, from Latin cunnus + linctus, act of licking, from lingere -- more at LICK
: oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris

Ha ha ha...I guesswe are even...:D

But you would know how to spell something like that corectly...wouldn't you?