:no: :no: :no: :no: :no:

alls i can do is shake my head. this has gone to far. so i am now declaring war. stefan, game on. :rambo: :flick:

PSHHHHHT ;)

(ok, I won't tell if you won't) ssssshhhhh :bandit:

i wont tell either:paranoid:

Hehehe, this is fun. ;)

I know, I know, doesn't take much these days.......:|

all of sudden i remember the episode of south park with the underwear nomes. lol funny shit.

so it may me think.....who here wears underwear? i dont i wear boxers from thr gap or aeropostle.

and boxers are not considered underwear because ?

they arent tighty whites.

Um, underwear varies from thongs to boxers but it is still described as something you wear between your body and the rest of your clothes.

Me?, nothing so this arguement doesn't apply. :yes:

Ahhh...here's one for the guys. Which are you...a "show-er" or a "grow-er". If you even have to ask what I'm talking about, don't.

haha thats like my favorite episode

im going to say "show-er" gt.

lol littleciv. its the funnest episode of south park ever.

all right, heres a question.

whats the longest you have gone with out masturbating/getting any? me almost 2 and half weeks.

i got this question from a gay movie.:no:

i went a month once....then i realized what I was missing and made up for the lost time ;)

No beer and no masturbation make Homer go something something....

Bout half an hour...give or take.

damn gt40 your almost as bad as me.

wow steve... how do you stay awake?

he lets his mind get him off in his sleep. (wet dreams)

Damn boy... I'd be worn the heck out... you must have one hell of a stamina...

I'm like Lionel Richie...I'm up all night long.:D

either that or you snort some good crack.

lol... Steve your new name is the energizer bunneh

Damn straight.;)

lol, this thread just has to make 100 page doesnt it steve.

Damn fucking right it does. 1500 posts or bust!

hahahahha.

well then.....has any guy ever tried to beat off with without using their thumb? its impossible, and takes way to long. trust me.

Ummm...not impossible. I don't have thumbs...and I assure you I can get the job done.

^wtf happened to your thumbs? did you break them when you fell with the Kart?

i would like to take this time and tell everyone. that 337 of my posts including this one are in this thread.:yes:

KING OF MASTERBATION!:cigar:

Ummm...no. Hehe. I've never had thumbs. Just 3 fingers on each hand.

^am I the only one that has known this????:confused:

I knew it... Ben obviously you dont pay attention to steves postsa cause he has mentioned this before..

Sometimes it seems that way man.

lol, i forgot. opps.

So anyways back to your topic Ben.. does it matter if you use thumbs or not?? Shoot... as long as you get the job done who cares.. I use my mouth so...;)

:hypnotic: crazy shit steve...btw congrats on having a 100 page thread dude

and referring to Ren's post....someones a lucky fucker

You use your mouth to masturbate? Holy shit...now that's talent.:D No...I know what you meant...but miswording is still funny.

*slaps Steve* fucker...

;) I've been called worse.:D

I dont doubt it... man I forgot how twisted you all can be here... damn energizer bunneh

at least when the oppurtunity(sp?) arises

lol hahahaha, man that is some talented shit. :D

hell were almost to 1500 post also!

using thumb when beating off is alot easier. esp when your using a sock.:yes:

holy shit i haven't read this thread in a while, and judging by what ben just said, i don't think i'll be reading it for another while to come!:o

man this thread just had to come back didn;t it ? i don't wanna hear about some sockophile's fantasies

lmao ben is a sick fuck

oh come on, every guy has or did have a dirty sock. dont lie. yes, this thread had to come back, it will never DIE.


fantasies, man, i have fantasies but not with socks.

;)

O_o

Ben I can honestly say I've never done in a sock plus it just sounds like it may hurt, friction could suck like that:D