the lazy eye is your best feature.

i think its her butt!

Yeah, as you can see I also have really long nice tan legs :D :D

you got a nice gap between your legs to.:crazy:

I'm bow legged. I need those Forrest Gump shoes to correct that. They don't make ones that are delicate enough. My legs will break off. Cookies aren't that hard, ya know?

Nevermind.:no:

Why are you making a sad face? :no:

i was going for the "no"

And when i read your last post i had something pop into my head but decided against saying it.

I think I might get it. :D

Thank god I've never walked in on my parents (and if I have I've blocked it out of memory where it's going to stay!!!) but the one guy I'm fairly good friends with was tellin us about how he walked in on his parents and has heard them go at it. Something about his mom having "the juicest juice box in town" something to that effect. I don't think he's drank out of a juice box since that day!!! I think he said he was like 8 at the time that happened. Now all of his boys pick on him about it. I think it's funny....cuz it didn't happen to me

poor dude!

That's just messed up. I would never be able to look at my parents the same ever again after that. :eek: It's pretty funny about the whole juice box thing though.

Ive never been caught but my mom found one of my condoms.:pukey

:pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey

my mom bought me condoms

My mom found mine once and she got all upset but she said that she was happy that if I was "doing that" at least I was being responsible about it.

We were buying condoms at the store one day and my dad walked up and started talking to us.:eek: I was trying to hold them where he couldnt see them and I was hoping he'd only want to talk for a second, but that didnt happen. Eventually he saw them and gave me this weird look.:crazy: He didnt say anything to me, and I didnt live at home. That was definately odd.

one of my really good guy friend's puppy got in his trash can and got a used one out and carried around the house almost all day once. His parents knew all about it and thought it was hilarious. As did he. As did the rest of us!!!

is it just me or does a used condom belong in the totel? i've never tosed one into the garabage as i figured that as the wrong place for that

Totel? Is that what they're called up there in Canada?

my bad its toilet

LOL, I never throw them in the totel...he he. No but really isn't that bad for the sewage???

Yeah, I don't put them in the totel either. With my luck the totel would get clogged for some mystery reason and then my dad would have to come and fix it and he'd find it and he would know it's mine because it's my bathroom. It's all about wrapping them in tissues and throwing them away.

:yes: Its a bad idea to put them in the toilet.:o

TOTEL :) I know that we all have to use those things but, I really hate them. With a passion.

I second that motion:bow: :bow: :bow:

Uh...especially the experience I had this week....but I won't get into that:crazy: :crazy:

someone tried without, and found out how much better it is... theres so much more feeling without.. on both sides... it slides nicer too :eek:


whats wrong with the toilet?

It's a million times better without. SERIOUSLY :) But, you can't do that unless you're in a serious relationship and you've gone to the doctors and all that fun stuff. And, there's a lot of trust. You can't put them in the totel because it might get clogged and you can get embarassed.