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DsBlu01CivEX 11-04-2002 08:07 PM

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Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
navigators, escalades, ml320's, lx430's, excursions.... get those damn things in a wrecker.


no he said it Stefan...you just missed it...:yes: :busted: ;)

ebpda9 11-04-2002 08:07 PM

for some reason i saw expedition. i guess i need to go out and get some glasses

VR4_Craver 11-04-2002 08:10 PM

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Originally posted by firstgeardude
how can you not like SUV's ??????


Have you read the editors note in the new SCC?? He is granted 3 wishes and his second is for all suvs to randomly explode and all the owners of suvs to just die....LOL he goes on about why he feels that way too.

ChrisCantSkate 11-04-2002 08:11 PM

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Originally posted by VR4_Craver
Have you read the editors note in the new SCC?? He is granted 3 wishes and his second is for all suvs to randomly explode and all the owners of suvs to just die....LOL he goes on about why he feels that way too.

i found that WAY too funny:crazy:

Rob 11-04-2002 08:11 PM

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Originally posted by hondaman-iac
for some reason i saw expedition. i guess i need to go out and get some glasses

You earned it again Stefan....hahahahahahahaha

ebpda9 11-04-2002 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by AccordinStyle
You earned it again Stefan....hahahahahahahaha



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA








































































:paranoid:

guywithastang 11-04-2002 10:46 PM

I feel the same abot people with huge pickups that dont live on a farm or pull a trailer. I know a guy with a bigger truck than apartment.

blind34_1 11-04-2002 11:00 PM

I don't have as much of a problem with pickups. Usually because the people who buy them are NOT soccer moms and/or yuppies. I don't like these new "pickups" though **cough**AVALANCHE**cough**

ShEaNy 11-04-2002 11:06 PM

i hate the avalanche's...they look like one big piece of plastic..:pukey :pukey :pukey

guywithastang 11-04-2002 11:06 PM

But Richard Simmons said the Avalanche was super:no:

blind34_1 11-04-2002 11:23 PM

And Richard Simmons is the foremost authority on all that is good and right in today's society...

firstgeardude 11-05-2002 10:07 AM

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Originally posted by sheany_91accord
i hate the avalanche's...they look like one big piece of plastic..:pukey :pukey :pukey


yup... the avalanche looks like shit... the aztec also falls into this category.... but i still like some SUV"S...

firstgeardude 11-05-2002 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by VR4_Craver
Have you read the editors note in the new SCC?? He is granted 3 wishes and his second is for all suvs to randomly explode and all the owners of suvs to just die....LOL he goes on about why he feels that way too.


no i haven't... u have a link?

cutiepy701 11-05-2002 10:23 AM

I saw a couple funny ones :

Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink....

My underachiever beat up your honor student....

spoogenet 11-05-2002 01:16 PM

I'm sure some peeps on here play GTA3.....anybody happen to have a transcript of the radio commercial that starts off "I just love my boxy monstrocity...."???

That stuff is so damn funny.

SUVs suck, although I admit they have a place. Unfortunately people buy them because they "need" them to haul things around. And sure, that one time a year they go to Home Depot and buy a 2x4 to fix their deck, they need it. But other than that, my Accord carries just as many groceries as anybody would need to fit in any vehicle. My car handles better, gets better fuel economy, costs less, looks better, and is less of a nuissance to the world than any SUV. There isn't even much S or U in a SUV, it's just a lotta V.

There are some people who actually need SUVs, that is why they were originally created in the first place. I can remember the days where 9 out of 10 Suburbans I'd see on the street were yellow and belonged to road crews.

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TonitrusEN 11-05-2002 01:36 PM

omg you beat me by 15 minutes on posting that Boxy Monstrosity thing, rofl thats the funniest damn thing in the world.

"Its so big, we lost little timmy in the back seat and couldnt find him for *3* hours"

"It seats 12, and is equipped to go across arctic terrain, which is perfect for taking timmy to school"

ChrisCantSkate 11-05-2002 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by cutiepy701
Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink....


thats a NOFX song!

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i say don't drink and drive you might spill your drink before you get behind that wheel, just stop & think you can take your chances but there's so much to lose another bumpy road, there's so much wasted booze i'm not so worried about how many i kill i'm much more concerned with how much beer i spill 35% of accidents are cause by pixilated the other 65% are not alcohol related what does this tell us about the drunk drivers they seem to have a better record than the sober team


spoogenet 11-05-2002 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by TonitrusEN
omg you beat me by 15 minutes on posting that Boxy Monstrosity thing, rofl thats the funniest damn thing in the world.

"Its so big, we lost little timmy in the back seat and couldnt find him for *3* hours"

"It seats 12, and is equipped to go across arctic terrain, which is perfect for taking timmy to school"



Ahhhh the pleasure to my ears...errr....eyes. I hope they didn't take it out for Vice City! I'm about to try my hand at that tomorrow night. Weeeeeeeeee.

:banana:

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Kyle 11-05-2002 09:42 PM

You guys seen that new subaru car/truck?...lol
thats one ugly piece of shit...:no: :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey

blind34_1 11-05-2002 10:22 PM

"...so far I've only hit a few puddles, but it's good to know its there..."

And I don't think its boxy monstrosity, its Maibotsu Monstrosity. They invented some weird car company. I looked it up in the gta3 manual.

spoogenet 11-06-2002 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by blind34_1
"...so far I've only hit a few puddles, but it's good to know its there..."

And I don't think its boxy monstrosity, its Maibotsu Monstrosity. They invented some weird car company. I looked it up in the gta3 manual.



Hmmm....I've only heard it once, which is why I have the boxy part wrong.

I still think most of them look like boxy monstrocities, though. :yes:

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thermal 11-08-2002 04:13 PM

okay now, no doggin on the SUV's. i have an 03 Honda Pilot and it rides like a cadillac. sometimes (just sometimes okay), i just want to drive around "at ease" instead of bouncing like a ball that it caused by a coilover.

Jokerluv 11-09-2002 11:10 AM

i know a guy here that has this nice DSM on the back of it he had "gone V8 huntin........ be back in 12 seconds

hers what it looks like now

cashizslick 11-09-2002 02:11 PM

when i have kids, ill get that sticker

VR4_Craver 11-09-2002 10:48 PM

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Originally posted by firstgeardude
no i haven't... u have a link?


After many sleepless nights and slaveing feverishly i could not find a link for you...The dummies at SCC apparenly dont put the articles on the site.... I doid come up with a solution: Make a trip to your local meijer, wal-mart or gas station and look at the December issues about the type R civic and just read it there ;)

firstgeardude 11-09-2002 11:49 PM

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Originally posted by VR4_Craver
After many sleepless nights and slaveing feverishly i could not find a link for you...The dummies at SCC apparenly dont put the articles on the site.... I doid come up with a solution: Make a trip to your local meijer, wal-mart or gas station and look at the December issues about the type R civic and just read it there ;)


k... december issue ... will try to remember

firstgeardude 11-09-2002 11:52 PM

well this isnt the funniest bumper sticker out there, actually its not funny, but a bit amusing... so here it goes "conserve water, drink wine"
wonder if the person is an alcoholic?

monkut 11-14-2002 03:18 AM

attack iraq! yee haw thats my favorite.






(sarcasm intended)
:|

blind34_1 11-14-2002 06:46 PM

I hate ignorant bumper stickers like that. I saw one that said "Nuke em all" printed over an american flag. It wasnt a joke, either.

VR4_Craver 11-19-2002 10:54 AM

*Calvin grabbing crotch while giving finger* "Eat this!"

posaccord01 11-19-2002 02:28 PM

one time i saw a blacked out POS van that had a sticker that said..."don't laugh mister, you're daughter mite be in here!" :crazy:

firstgeardude 11-19-2002 11:15 PM

was it a cargo van?

posaccord01 11-20-2002 06:16 PM

dunno...this was a long time ago. plus i live in hawaii...so prolly not the same van.

Zybach 11-21-2002 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by 94_AcCoRd_EX
LOL, could they suck up any more? :pfft:


Sure can. I gotta "troopers are our best protection", Fraternal order of Police", and the honorary sheriff's thing( forgot what its called) on my car. ;) Never got pulled over once.


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