not me...I'm a whore.......

:pukey :crazy: :loco:

we all know that, but we understand.

*ahem* Get some help! FAST!

help ? he needs some hoes fast :D his beep are turning blue :D right rob ?

:doh:

I never said what kind of help now did I? ;)

Ok, I'm curious as to how you managed that one? :confused:








Oh, and no interesting stories from me.....I'm a good girl. :yes:

I once had an "experience" in cancun at a foam party. Let's just say that she had her back against a wall and we were discussing the upward spike in stock portfolio.

and that factoid isn't true, you have to stick something in her ass.

and now that dancing banana again.
:banana:

W/my X BF on a lifeguard chair.

well we were against the wall nearest to them. They were sitting back further on the porch, every time she would say something we had to stop.. It was a little strange, but we managed somehow..

We also did it on the couch while we were sitting there talking to my (now wife's) friend who was sitting on another couch across the room... We had a blanket over us, she just thought she was sitting on my lap.. lol ;)

On the highway in the back of a '79 Toyota Corona hatchback (not the seat) at 60mph. Our friend swerving to hit all of the potholes. (Or was she just a bad driver?)

Hatchbacks are cool arent they..;)

Nah, I had some problems with that in the storm way back when.

I should clarify...The Geo Storm.

ok i am really hoping brian doesnt see this thread but my 2 unique encounters was on a roller coaster platform at cedar point (with my best friend, yes a male!) and in brians truck bed, watching fireworks.

oops almost forgot shower experience, i ended up falling and we thought i had broken my arm!

ya hatches leak if you dont keep up on the weather stripping but when you put subs in em... they sound much much better in your car

Um. I didn't mean that way. I meant that I kept hitting my head on the rear windshield. ;)

hahaha, oh, yes their is also not much height room can barly fit my subs back there;) never tried it back there b4 though... front seat is the only place i could in my car... its so darn small inside my car

Yeah me and the X. This was quite sometime ago. And it was in the winter and it was snowing but we were at a party and we were just going to the store for a minute. There was no possible way but to open the hatch up. It was cool though because it was snowing and it was all pretty and whatnot. Yeah, the front seat of my Accord is pretty accomodating.

bwahaha... I never tried it when I had my storm.. They are a pretty small though. :paranoid:

Considering my subs usually took up the back seat.
:crazy:

:D

Hmmm....
1. the whole sex thing in the shower just does not work with the guy is like over 6 ft. akward moments..
2. in a deserted baseball parkin lot at night in my lik civic. with the steering wheel up my ass and my leg stuck in btwn the door and seat.
3. in a hotel bathroom with 5 other guys passed out in the room drunk. and no..it was not an orgy and i didnt have sex with all of them. with my ex only.
All of those sexcapades were with ex's..none with the current boyfriend though. i need to change that!!:yes:

if the steering wheel was up your ass, what exactly were you doing?? :busted: ;)

Tell me about the smallness! I hated that car. I know that you liked yours but man, mine was the car from hell. I intentionally stopped putting oil in it and it eventually caught on fire. Yeah, I think we talked about this one though. Seriously, I don't know what the hell I was thinking when I thought that I could get my groove on in that sad excuse for a car. That's like trying to get in on in a RubberMaid storage bin or something. How embarassing that would have been if the cops rolled up and saw that.

Umm.. its pretty embarassing.. trust me..;) :yes:

One time it hapenned in a room with french doors that had no curtains and it was night out (BUT REALLY LATE) and come to find out, his friends were watching.

im 6 ft 2in, no problems here... well my shower is prob a bit larger than others though i guess

its only a problem if the guy is over 6foot and the girl is short like 5-5'4

Yeah, that's what the edge of the bathtub and the shower wall is for if that's the case. Put her up against the wall and have her put her feet on the egde and you have to scoot down a little. It works. Or sort of hold her up by one of her legs and put her other foot on the edge of the bathtub for leverage.
:banana:

Oh this was never a problem for me, i got it all worked out the first time around. Cheers for the instructions though, seems like a few people need it. :crazy:

I dunno. I'm just trying to help out if people are having difficulties in the shower area. I have a horror story about that. Not mine. A good friend though. My friend was watching her parents house and her and her BF were watching it. A family member that lived in the area came by as a surprise and my friend and her BF were in the tub and I guess she got up and slipped and the landed on the faucet in a very unpleasent fashion.
:loco: :crazy: ;(

OUCH!!:loco:

Ok he was 6 ft something and I'm 4'11...yes it was a problem. but we managed somehow. Now my boyfriend is 5'9 so i guess it shouldnt be a problem. Well I'll get back to you after this weekend on that. ;)

hey you can make anything work if you put your mind to it

Yeah. I just like getting picked up because it's fun. See, it's stuff like this that makes me wish that me and the BF were still together but then I think off alllllllll the other crap that comes along with it. Celibacy is better right now.

you people make me sound like a freakin angel

freak alert!! :busted:

I feel the same way ... except with my "Ex-Girlfriend" i was actually thinking about that today...you think of the good times and miss em,........... then you remember all the BullSht along with it all

Amen

Wow... Only just started but this takes the cake. Some of these are on my to do list.

In a plane lavatory
In a theater

As for the pacific, salt and sex don't fix (tried that).

The tree house... Did you build it too?

Carmel is nice.. must have been good.

Jesus what a list...lemme see...on a jungle gym in a park near my house (right before school let out), in a dressing room at a Gap store, on top of the Liberty Memorial (hey...what could be more liberating? Hehe), on my front porch, various places in the back of my truck, a soccer field, neighborhood pool, roof of my house (there's a good sized flat spot), the shower, my dining room table, living room couch, etc. etc. etc.

Hell yeah. Cheers to that. I guess it sucks sometimes that I don't have a BF but seriously, I just don't want one. I spent a good portion of 02 being miserable because me and a longtime BF broke up in April. And then I was with a new BF for about 2 months and that started in Oct and ended 12/10 because he started to forget how to treat his girlfriend. The kid started treating me like crap and I made it clear that I just wasn't putting up with the BS. I would rather be alone but happy with myself than wasting time being miserable with another person just for the sake of having a boyfriend. Screw that. I hate girls like that. That's how one of my friends is and it drives me nuts. For 03, I'm not selling myself short and I'm not wasting my time worrying about the bullshit.

Anyone claim the trunk of a car yet?

All the power to ya, just dont give up on us guys all together. There some of us left who still know how to treat a girl right, not tomention you girls aren't making it easy on us nice guys.

amen to that brotha bikah ;)


and missy i like the way you think



ok enough posting on alergy medicine ;)

No, I'm not giving up on guys. I know that there are good ones out there. And then there are the ones that SEEM all nice and whatnot and they turn out to be huge @ssholes or possessive psychos. There is so much crap that comes along with even just dating and that's not where I want to be in my life and as for right now, I'm not jeopardizing my happiness for that. I want to be able to go and out and not have to answer to anyone. I don't want to feel obligated to spend time other than anyone but my friends. I just turned 21 not too long ago and I'm enjoying the ride.

Thank you ;)

Good choice! :yes:

I hear ya, truly i do. i dated a girl who was all nice, let me do want i wanted when i wanted and then it all fell apart and she started wanting all my time, so truly i can relate. As for some of us "nice" guys turning out to being jerks/@assholes/possesive i'm sure it can happen, just not with the truly nice ones. You'll know a nice guy when you find him because he will think of you before he thinks of himself. He will do little things that touch your heart, before moving to the big things. He will speak simple words that to you will carry more meaning then even he intended.

But a break will put this in perspective for yea, i know it has for me;)