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ChrisCantSkate 10-30-2002 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by Mobbo
Mosts of the time i don't wash my hands...
MY DICK'S NOT DIRTY!!!


im not saying it is, but what we think is dirty is worse than what actualy is so it seems. people flip out about pissing in a shower, but they will handle money then eat with that same hand.

Kyle 10-30-2002 04:28 PM

money sucks!
not really...i just don't have any...

ChrisCantSkate 10-30-2002 04:34 PM

well, people drop money, and do all sorts of other things with it (seen jackass? we did that a LONG time ago, and i imagine im not the only one) money is dirty

monkut 10-30-2002 05:36 PM

i just wanna show my support for the dudes who pee in the shower. i am one of you, and just because the ladies and accordinstyle dont agree doesnt mean its not the right thing to do. and if its not the right thing, at least its the manly thing.:rambo:
:|

monkut 10-30-2002 05:42 PM

oh my god my pee hit my foot!:eek: help, someone get it off, oh jesus....i dont think i can handle this.....:pukey *enlightenment* oh, wait, im in the shower, why don't i just put some soap on it and let the water rinse it off. huh, thats better.
:|

Rob 10-30-2002 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by monkut
oh my god my pee hit my foot!:eek: help, someone get it off, oh jesus....i dont think i can handle this.....:pukey *enlightenment* oh, wait, im in the shower, why don't i just put some soap on it and let the water rinse it off. huh, thats better.
:|


o.k....so you're getting sarcastic...how about this one, "I'm just gonna spit a nice big juicy loogie into my oatmeal since it's only saliva and it's all going the same place"...yes, understood that you can wash piss off of your leg but still you're in the shower...a place that's meant to be clean.....would you wash your hands in the toilet? That water's clean too :rolleyes:

VR4_Craver 10-30-2002 06:28 PM

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Originally posted by AccordinStyle
dude!!! you actually pee in the shower? :pukey


LOL! Who doesnt? .....For a while i was thinking i was alone in the world doin that. LOL Another one is : On your way to and from the shower if you pass the woman :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: her. She should appreciate the attention :yes:

Rob 10-30-2002 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by VR4_Craver
Another one is : On your way to and from the shower if you pass the woman :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: her. She should appreciate the attention :yes:

That one goes without saying :D

Addict 10-31-2002 10:18 AM

Haha. This is too funny. 4 pages about urinatign in the shower.
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Originally posted by 4thGenlude
girls doing it = :pukey no control. i can at least aim mine to the drain better

Yeah. They have no aimer. Maybe that's why they think its gross? Can't direct the flow. Though I saw this one chick at a bike rodeo that could pee standing up. Kinda wierd
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Originally posted by AccordinStyle
I know....the disgusting part is she would do it while we were both in the shower...yeah, she's a classy woman :rolleyes:

Yeah that's not right. Regardless of whether its the guy or the girl. Don't do it in the shower together.... Yeck!
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Originally posted by 4thGenlude
i dont leave hair on the soap, i still stand by the fact i hit the drain though

Damn straight.
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Originally posted by mt.biker
:pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey Thanks for sharing that dude.

I must admit I pee in the shower once and a while but I always hit the drain. It happpens those morning where you had a lot to drink the night before and just hit the sack. You want to shower badly because you feel dirty having slept in your clothign from yesterday but forgot to take a piss. Then the warm water hits ya and you just have to pee.


See. Its a normal thing. I bet 99% of guy do it.
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Originally posted by 4thGenlude
ok.. there is a downward water flow from the farthest point in the shower to the drain, if you hit the drain the pee cannot flow up, considering there is also a stready flow of shower water rushing at it too. and FYI piss is sanitary, and is used to cure jellyfish stings in the middle of the ocean, it is very sick, and sounds bad, but truthfully it is not bad for you. i stand on the dry area in the shower anyways and give it a few seconds to flush out before re-entering the wet part of the shower, it isnt as sick as you people make it out to be. i would get out of the shower but: a) i dont wana get water on the floor b) when i flush the toilet then i have to stand dripping wet for 15 seconds for the water to cool back down c) i am that lazy

Urine is actually 100% sterile. There are no bad things in the urine. The fact that the body heats it to 98+ degrees helps.

ChrisCantSkate 10-31-2002 10:21 AM

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Originally posted by Civic_Addict
Urine is actually 100% sterile. There are no bad things in the urine. The fact that the body heats it to 98+ degrees helps.

100% agree, anyone who has been through a biology class should know this, thats where i learned it. all it is is extra minerals and such that your body cant use i believe. i might be wrong there, i'd search for whats in pee, but im afraid of the sites that might bring up

Whiteclipse99 10-31-2002 01:21 PM

You guys are quite entertaining! Who knew that shower urinating could be so controversial?! :D :D So, if everyone has such strong beliefs on shower urinating, then what about urinating in the ocean? I'm sure almost everyone here has done, still does it and probably will continue to do it! :D

Addict 10-31-2002 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
You guys are quite entertaining! Who knew that shower urinating could be so controversial?! :D :D So, if everyone has such strong beliefs on shower urinating, then what about urinating in the ocean? I'm sure almost everyone here has done, still does it and probably will continue to do it! :D

The ocean itself is more harmful than the urine in it.:yes:

ChrisCantSkate 10-31-2002 02:18 PM

im actualy more hesatant to urinate in the ocean than the shower. and surfers who surf in cold water know sometimes ya just godda pee the the wetsuit

mt.biker 10-31-2002 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by 4thGenlude
im actualy more hesatant to urinate in the ocean than the shower. and surfers who surf in cold water know sometimes ya just godda pee the the wetsuit

uh huh!

DsBlu01CivEX 10-31-2002 02:47 PM

actually it's good for them to pee in their wet suit...it regulates body temps.

I don't think Erin meant people in wet suits in cold oceans though. I think she was stating in general, if you guys don't have a problem peeing in the shower and you have to pee while on the beach (sans wet suit) would you just walk into the ocean and pee? Sorta like peein in a really big salty pool. Ironically I have problems with peein in the shower and a pool, but not the ocean. I guess it's cuz there is more water in the ocean to displace the pee and that water is dirtier than pool and shower water. I definitely agree that the shower is supposed to be a clean place and even if urine is 100% sterile, it doesnt mean that makes everyone see it as a clean liquid.

mt.biker 10-31-2002 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Ironically I have problems with peein in the shower and a pool, but not the ocean. I guess it's cuz there is more water in the ocean to displace the pee and that water is dirtier than pool and shower water. I definitely agree that the shower is supposed to be a clean place and even if urine is 100% sterile, it doesnt mean that makes everyone see it as a clean liquid.


No its because your not thinking logically about this topic....

GirlRacer 10-31-2002 07:57 PM

AHAHA
 
:D This is silly...but I JUST found out the other day that boys don't use washcloths!?! What's up with that? Do all boys do this? :crazy: :pfft:

mt.biker 10-31-2002 08:01 PM

Re: AHAHA
 
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Originally posted by GirlRacer
:D This is silly...but I JUST found out the other day that boys don't use washcloths!?! What's up with that? Do all boys do this? :crazy: :pfft:

I use a wash cloth to wash my face after a shave.. does that count?

ChrisCantSkate 10-31-2002 08:04 PM

i thought the wash cloth was just for washing your face after shaving?!?!?

ShEaNy 10-31-2002 08:11 PM

Ya me too....We're all crazy!!:crazy: :crazy: ;) :cigar: Hit the drain for the 563165 time LOL;) :yes: :pfft:

Kyle 10-31-2002 08:12 PM

The only time i use washcloths is if i don't have a dry towel to dry myself with...
may i ask what women use washcloths for?...

ChrisCantSkate 10-31-2002 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by Mobbo
The only time i use washcloths is if i don't have a dry towel to dry myself with...


hahahah, ive done that, "shit all the towels are in my room, well... i guess this is the towles mini me... it will due

Kyle 10-31-2002 08:17 PM

lol, yeah...you endu p using like 10-20 of them...lol
and if you don't have that many...out come the paper towels:bandit: :rambo:

GirlRacer 10-31-2002 08:20 PM

Nooooo
 
The washcloth is to knock all the dead skin off! Dead skin SUX! haha :crazy: :pfft:

Kyle 10-31-2002 08:22 PM

Well, my skin is alive and kickin!
I dunno what disease YOU have:paranoid:

GirlRacer 10-31-2002 08:35 PM

:eek: That was mean! Everyone has dead skin. I didn't mean like chunks of flesh fallin off left & right or anything. :pukey :crazy: :no:

Kyle 10-31-2002 08:36 PM

Then where'd your ear go?...

Addict 10-31-2002 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by Mobbo
Well, my skin is alive and kickin!
I dunno what disease YOU have:paranoid:


HaHaHa:D

GirlRacer 10-31-2002 08:38 PM

:no: grrrrrrrrrrrrr:mad: :doh:

ChrisCantSkate 10-31-2002 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by GirlRacer
:no: grrrrrrrrrrrrr:mad: :doh:

dont argue with men, we'll drag you to our level and beat you with experience

Kyle 10-31-2002 09:22 PM

BOOYA!

Rob 10-31-2002 09:32 PM

Re: AHAHA
 
Quote:

Originally posted by GirlRacer
:D This is silly...but I JUST found out the other day that boys don't use washcloths!?! What's up with that? Do all boys do this? :crazy: :pfft:

When I was married my wife got me into using a wash cloth then I got divorced and became "ungay" again....:doh: :crazy:

Kyle 10-31-2002 09:33 PM

wtf is a damn washcloth for?!?!?!?!
you wash yourself with soap...what do you need a cloth for?...

Rob 10-31-2002 09:44 PM

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Originally posted by Kyle
wtf is a damn washcloth for?!?!?!?!
you wash yourself with soap...what do you need a cloth for?...


She would put the soap on the washcloth and wash herself like that...it supposedly uses less soap because the wash cloth gets really lathered up....plus it keeps from getting hair on the soap....

mt.biker 10-31-2002 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by AccordinStyle
She would put the soap on the washcloth and wash herself like that...it supposedly uses less soap because the wash cloth gets really lathered up....plus it keeps from getting hair on the soap....


sounds like extra work to me dudes

Rob 10-31-2002 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by mt.biker
sounds like extra work to me dudes

It is but she made me do it....and you know how that goes....but I'm like every other guy now...soap in the shower wash cloth to dry my face after I shave........

ChrisCantSkate 10-31-2002 09:58 PM

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Originally posted by AccordinStyle
It is but she made me do it....and you know how that goes....but I'm like every other guy now...soap in the shower wash cloth to dry my face after I shave........

as long as you've converted... its all good

ebpda9 10-31-2002 10:56 PM

dead skin ? -- sandpaper

maybe the washcloth is beacuse she was sick of your ass hair on the soap bar ;) jfwy

Rob 10-31-2002 11:39 PM

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Originally posted by hondaman-iac
maybe the washcloth is beacuse she was sick of your ass hair on the soap bar ;) jfwy

:D that wasn't very nice...my ass isn't THAT hairy :paranoid:

ebpda9 11-01-2002 01:33 AM

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Originally posted by AccordinStyle
:D that wasn't very nice...my ass isn't THAT hairy :paranoid:


sorry but i thought it was funny. i'll edit it if u want me to:yes:


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