^ haha yeah thats a trip to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200 dollars

wow shes 17 asshats.

haha most people think my girlfriend is younger than me because she looks it, but she's actually 20

That's Mr. Asshat to you sir! :D

lol hahahaha. aight MR. ASSHAT

haha ok i'm done with relationships, I've become a man whore again.. and my latest conquest




and yes she's legal... for me hahah

can you teach my girl that

:D You call them conquests too? Thats awesome... ;)

hahah yes.. Wren sometimes I read your posts and I think we're too much alike and it scares me hahahh

she was this weekends conquest; friend of my best female friend, came in from outta town for the weekend. I failed... but don't really care because shes a blast to hang out with and just as witty/sarcastic as I am... looking forward to visiting athens, GA now. good times. :yes:




Please ignore the typical douche-looking guy wearing the bluetooth headset, he's normally cool I just don't know what the fuck he was thinking...

I would post pictures of my girl, but she said something about castration if she shows up online, and i kind of like the way everything is

Wren is a fucking pimp!

My current gf consists of my right hand or left hand. Depends on how I feel that night.....

My ex's best friend. She's mine now. I'm like the youngest inhere.

haha doubt it.. how old are you?

Two months shy of 17. >_<

ok i keed, maybe you are

haha. You and your two years ahead! DAMN YOU -hunts you down in my dads previa-

two years and a month actually :nana:

.... don't make me -hovers finger over the van's overdrive button- I'm warning you...... QEALJRJ ARGH - pushes it & van falls apart- e.e uh... -runs-

WHY AM I UP THIS LATE I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW jaf;lsdjfawiojcac yay for last day... with two tests...

it was only 12:35 when you posted that..

I had to wake up at 4 this morning to finish studying for a test and I fell asleep at 2... Got a B on it!

You got a B on a test. I got drunk. Seems fair?

this thread is old, but the content is immortal one. :smileysex