You would think it would clean.. Works on Poison Ivy.. :crazy: :o

yah you'd think that....but there are all sorts of bacteria livin in those warm moist places and well with the act you boys are just pushin all that stuff up in there....not healthy at all....:no: :pukey

ROFLMFAO :D :D :D :D :D :D .........

did it taste like....ummm....chicken? ;)

More like pigeon..;) :crazy:

Yeah- sex under water is bad, always get outta it first. The act of penetration can trap water and air in the uteris, which then small air bubbles can be soaked into the blood stream by the uteris, putting small air bubbles in your blood which could get in your brain... scary thought...

highlander...you seem to know alot about this shit..scary..

Gotta read the rules before you can master the game:yes:

(i know that was lame:ricer: )

eech... u made me shiver with that thought:crazy: :loco:

DsBlu01CivEX : wow, its great that you are... All the experiences I listed were with the same girl, the girl I hope to make my wife.. I'm not actually a manhoe..






FACTOID : Guys, while doing it in water, if your pipi gets stuck in her cavity (suction), you need to stick something up your ass to refrain that suction effect.. :eek:

Augh thats unneccesary roughness :pukey ... yeah all my experiences, and I mean all of them right to the first kiss have been with the same girl...

not me...I'm a whore.......

:pukey :crazy: :loco:

we all know that, but we understand.

*ahem* Get some help! FAST!

help ? he needs some hoes fast :D his beep are turning blue :D right rob ?

:doh:

I never said what kind of help now did I? ;)

Ok, I'm curious as to how you managed that one? :confused:








Oh, and no interesting stories from me.....I'm a good girl. :yes:

I once had an "experience" in cancun at a foam party. Let's just say that she had her back against a wall and we were discussing the upward spike in stock portfolio.

and that factoid isn't true, you have to stick something in her ass.

and now that dancing banana again.
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W/my X BF on a lifeguard chair.

well we were against the wall nearest to them. They were sitting back further on the porch, every time she would say something we had to stop.. It was a little strange, but we managed somehow..

We also did it on the couch while we were sitting there talking to my (now wife's) friend who was sitting on another couch across the room... We had a blanket over us, she just thought she was sitting on my lap.. lol ;)

On the highway in the back of a '79 Toyota Corona hatchback (not the seat) at 60mph. Our friend swerving to hit all of the potholes. (Or was she just a bad driver?)

Hatchbacks are cool arent they..;)

Nah, I had some problems with that in the storm way back when.

I should clarify...The Geo Storm.

ok i am really hoping brian doesnt see this thread but my 2 unique encounters was on a roller coaster platform at cedar point (with my best friend, yes a male!) and in brians truck bed, watching fireworks.

oops almost forgot shower experience, i ended up falling and we thought i had broken my arm!

ya hatches leak if you dont keep up on the weather stripping but when you put subs in em... they sound much much better in your car

Um. I didn't mean that way. I meant that I kept hitting my head on the rear windshield. ;)

hahaha, oh, yes their is also not much height room can barly fit my subs back there;) never tried it back there b4 though... front seat is the only place i could in my car... its so darn small inside my car

Yeah me and the X. This was quite sometime ago. And it was in the winter and it was snowing but we were at a party and we were just going to the store for a minute. There was no possible way but to open the hatch up. It was cool though because it was snowing and it was all pretty and whatnot. Yeah, the front seat of my Accord is pretty accomodating.

bwahaha... I never tried it when I had my storm.. They are a pretty small though. :paranoid:

Considering my subs usually took up the back seat.
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:D

Hmmm....
1. the whole sex thing in the shower just does not work with the guy is like over 6 ft. akward moments..
2. in a deserted baseball parkin lot at night in my lik civic. with the steering wheel up my ass and my leg stuck in btwn the door and seat.
3. in a hotel bathroom with 5 other guys passed out in the room drunk. and no..it was not an orgy and i didnt have sex with all of them. with my ex only.
All of those sexcapades were with ex's..none with the current boyfriend though. i need to change that!!:yes:

if the steering wheel was up your ass, what exactly were you doing?? :busted: ;)

Tell me about the smallness! I hated that car. I know that you liked yours but man, mine was the car from hell. I intentionally stopped putting oil in it and it eventually caught on fire. Yeah, I think we talked about this one though. Seriously, I don't know what the hell I was thinking when I thought that I could get my groove on in that sad excuse for a car. That's like trying to get in on in a RubberMaid storage bin or something. How embarassing that would have been if the cops rolled up and saw that.

Umm.. its pretty embarassing.. trust me..;) :yes:

One time it hapenned in a room with french doors that had no curtains and it was night out (BUT REALLY LATE) and come to find out, his friends were watching.

im 6 ft 2in, no problems here... well my shower is prob a bit larger than others though i guess

its only a problem if the guy is over 6foot and the girl is short like 5-5'4

Yeah, that's what the edge of the bathtub and the shower wall is for if that's the case. Put her up against the wall and have her put her feet on the egde and you have to scoot down a little. It works. Or sort of hold her up by one of her legs and put her other foot on the edge of the bathtub for leverage.
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