ebpda9
11-20-2002, 01:09 AM
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help
me...I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a
tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She
lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not
going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
tiger."
He held her hand and said, "Second, just relax." "Let's have a
cup of coffee, and then..........." he sighed, " let's put all these
Frosted Flakes back in the box."
help
me...I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a
tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She
lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not
going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
tiger."
He held her hand and said, "Second, just relax." "Let's have a
cup of coffee, and then..........." he sighed, " let's put all these
Frosted Flakes back in the box."