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DsBlu01CivEX
11-17-2002, 11:45 PM
Santa's Helpers:

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, whileboth the male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year,male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till afterThey give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen,had to be a girl.We should've known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost
ebpda9
11-17-2002, 11:49 PM
do u still believe in SANTA ?
DsBlu01CivEX
11-17-2002, 11:51 PM
Dude I write him every yr.... :paranoid: :paranoid: :paranoid: :crazy: Don't you?
ebpda9
11-17-2002, 11:55 PM
dayuuuuuuuuuuuuum;)

so what do u want him to bring you this year ;) jfwy
Rob
11-18-2002, 12:08 AM
Originally posted by hondaman-iac
so what do u want him to bring you this year ;) jfwy
Me :D :crazy: :paranoid:
ebpda9
11-18-2002, 12:09 AM
LMAO but i need a second opinnion :crazy:
94_AcCoRd_EX
11-18-2002, 01:05 AM
LMAO :D
mt.biker
11-18-2002, 06:53 AM
;(
DsBlu01CivEX
11-18-2002, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by hondaman-iac
dayuuuuuuuuuuuuum;)

so what do u want him to bring you this year ;) jfwy

besides Rob (:rolleyes: :D :cool: ), I asked for my school loans to be paid off, my car to be paid off, my credit card debt to be paid off, my backend of my car fixed completely, and world peace! (anyone see Missy Congeniality??....should recognize that last part).
ebpda9
11-18-2002, 08:26 PM
too many things. stick only with one ;)
DsBlu01CivEX
11-18-2002, 08:29 PM
ya gotta give Santa options....can't just ask for one thing cuz then what if the elves can't make that....then you think Santa isn't real cuz you didn't get the 1 thing you asked for for Christmas. Instead you get clothing or some lame toy....that's not what you WANT....
Rob
11-19-2002, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by hondaman-iac
too many things. stick only with one ;)
yeah....like me........;)
toykilla
11-19-2002, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
We should've known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost

Maybe its the fact that only women are stupid enough to drag a fat-ass man in a red velcet suit all around the world. You think a man would be that stupid??
DsBlu01CivEX
11-19-2002, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by toykilla
Maybe its the fact that only women are stupid enough to drag a fat-ass man in a red velcet suit all around the world. You think a man would be that stupid??

dude a man shouldn't be wearing a red velvet suit! and chicks arent dumb....someone has to make all the lil kiddies (and me) happy.