DsBlu01CivEX
11-15-2002, 07:09 PM
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind
_him, and as he sits, a small cat jumps up on the stool beside him. The
_bartender comes over, and asks for their order.
_The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?"
_"I'll have a beer, too" says the ostrich.
_The cat says "I'll have a half beer, but I'm not paying for it."
_The bartender pours the beer and says "That will
_be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact
_change for payment.
_ The next day, the man, ostrich and cat come again, and the man says
_"I'll have a beer,"
_ The ostrich says "I'll have the same," and the cat
_says "I'll have a half glass of beer but I'm not paying for it." Once
_again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact
_change. This becomes a routine until, late one evening, the trio enter again.
_ "The usual?" asks the bartender.
_ "Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large scotch." says the man.
_ "Same for me." says the ostrich.
_ "I'll have a small scotch, but I'm not paying for
_it!" says the cat.
_ That will be $7.20 says the bartender. Once again
_the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar. The
_bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer.
_ "Excuse me, sir? How do you manage to always come
_up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"
_ "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found
an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
_ My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put my hand
in my pocket, and the right amount of money will always be there."
_ "That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a
_ million dollars or something, but you'll always be
_as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
_ "That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a
_Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there." says the man.
_ The bartender asks "One other thing, sir, what's
_with the ostrich and the_ cat?"
_ The man replies "My second wish was for a chick
_with long legs, and a tight pussy.
_him, and as he sits, a small cat jumps up on the stool beside him. The
_bartender comes over, and asks for their order.
_The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?"
_"I'll have a beer, too" says the ostrich.
_The cat says "I'll have a half beer, but I'm not paying for it."
_The bartender pours the beer and says "That will
_be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact
_change for payment.
_ The next day, the man, ostrich and cat come again, and the man says
_"I'll have a beer,"
_ The ostrich says "I'll have the same," and the cat
_says "I'll have a half glass of beer but I'm not paying for it." Once
_again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact
_change. This becomes a routine until, late one evening, the trio enter again.
_ "The usual?" asks the bartender.
_ "Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large scotch." says the man.
_ "Same for me." says the ostrich.
_ "I'll have a small scotch, but I'm not paying for
_it!" says the cat.
_ That will be $7.20 says the bartender. Once again
_the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar. The
_bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer.
_ "Excuse me, sir? How do you manage to always come
_up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"
_ "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found
an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
_ My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put my hand
in my pocket, and the right amount of money will always be there."
_ "That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a
_ million dollars or something, but you'll always be
_as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
_ "That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a
_Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there." says the man.
_ The bartender asks "One other thing, sir, what's
_with the ostrich and the_ cat?"
_ The man replies "My second wish was for a chick
_with long legs, and a tight pussy.