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DsBlu01CivEX
11-15-2002, 07:07 PM
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming
sound coming from her daughter's bedroom.

When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the
bed with a vibrator.

'What are you doing?' she exclaimed.

The daughter replied, 'I'm 35 and still living at home with
my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a
husband.'

Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a
humming sound coming from the basement. When he went
downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with
her vibrator.

'What are you doing?' he exclaimed.

The daughter replied, 'I'm 35 and still living at home with
my parents and this i s the closest I'll ever get to a
husband.'

A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound
again, this time in the living room. Upon entering the room,
she found her husband watching television with the vibrator
buzzing away beside him.

She asked, 'What are you doing?'

He replied, 'Watching the game with my son-in-law.'

ShEaNy
11-15-2002, 07:19 PM
LOL!! these are good!:yes:

a96710
11-15-2002, 07:29 PM
LOL...that's hilarious

mt.biker
11-15-2002, 08:35 PM
LMAO thats funny.. kinda stick when you think where thats been and he's touching it.:pukey

94_AcCoRd_EX
11-15-2002, 10:08 PM
Lol! Good one :D

juvenile
11-15-2002, 10:59 PM
:o Funny in a sick way!

firstgeardude
11-15-2002, 11:11 PM
lol, i heard that one before... its great;)

ebpda9
11-16-2002, 01:38 AM
LMAO