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DsBlu01CivEX
11-07-2002, 08:37 PM
Some of this is old, some of this I haven't read before...thought everyone would get a lil chuckle out of it...

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing


CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER:
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drank I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfishand worry about my liver."
--by Jack Handy (Saturday Night Live)
ebpda9
11-07-2002, 08:43 PM
some of the imposible things to say when you are drunk i can't say them now and i haven't had any alcohol for the past 32 hours :crazy:
Kyle
11-07-2002, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by hondaman-iac
some of the imposible things to say when you are drunk i can't say them now and i haven't had any alcohol for the past 32 hours :crazy: :yes: :yes:
DsBlu01CivEX
11-07-2002, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by hondaman-iac
some of the imposible things to say when you are drunk i can't say them now and i haven't had any alcohol for the past 32 hours :crazy:

yah I know what ya mean :paranoid: I think a lot of us would have that problem!
VR4_Craver
11-07-2002, 08:57 PM
Yep.... Although i cant even recall if i even tried to say anthing like "Loquacious Transubstantiate or Passive-aggressive disorder" Frankly i dont even think i try saying those sober...:no:
DsBlu01CivEX
11-07-2002, 08:59 PM
I was having troubles saying the Loquacious Transubstantiate one. I couldn't even tell ya what it means. All the others I could define and say.
Kyle
11-07-2002, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by VR4_Craver
"Loquacious Transubstantiate or Passive-aggressive disorder"
Kyle is drunk right now...and can say that...he can also type better than derek:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:
a96710
11-07-2002, 09:03 PM
LOL...those are good
ShagginJet
11-07-2002, 09:08 PM
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

Hard to pronounce when sober... Drunk, lol.
ebpda9
11-07-2002, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by Kyle
Kyle is drunk right now...and can say that...he can also type better than derek:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

kyle is not drunk enough then ;)
mt.biker
11-07-2002, 09:14 PM
I have trouble saying that stuff when I'm not drunk
firstgeardude
11-07-2002, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by mt.biker
I have trouble saying that stuff when I'm not drunk

this is true
94_AcCoRd_EX
11-07-2002, 09:43 PM
Lol those would be impossible to say drunk :D
KwikR6
11-08-2002, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by hondaman-iac
kyle is not drunk enough then ;)
True that.....Rookie!!
hahaha....