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mt.biker
11-05-2002, 05:48 PM
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother
Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
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I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, 'no, the
steaks are too high.'
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an
electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes,
I'm positive..."


a few are real corny but I like the 1 in 5 joke!
ShagginJet
11-05-2002, 05:55 PM
OMG... Booooooh Booooooh!!! :pukey


j/k...
a96710
11-05-2002, 05:56 PM
LOL...I'm Chinese
mt.biker
11-05-2002, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by ShagginJet
OMG... Booooooh Booooooh!!! :pukey


j/k...

they're aren't the best by far.....
Kyle
11-05-2002, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by mt.biker

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I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, 'no, the
steaks are too high.'
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took me a sec...but i got it...lol
thats the best one IMO.
ebpda9
11-05-2002, 06:37 PM
i liked the electron one. :crazy:
94_AcCoRd_EX
11-05-2002, 06:45 PM
Haha but corny.
firstgeardude
11-05-2002, 08:37 PM
the electron one was really corny... sumthin that you hear a teacher tellin the class... i remember last year in math my teacher made corny jokes about formulas... i'd laugh though... i like corny jokes
the first one is the best ;)
mt.biker
11-05-2002, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by firstgeardude
the electron one was really corny... sumthin that you hear a teacher tellin the class... i remember last year in math my teacher made corny jokes about formulas... i'd laugh though... i like corny jokes
the first one is the best ;)

cause your chinese too right? just like me
firstgeardude
11-05-2002, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by mt.biker
cause your chinese too right? just like me

LMAO.. plus im italian and black ;)
juvenile
11-05-2002, 08:57 PM
Yeah the 1-5 joke is pretty good.
I liked them.
Kind of something different from the other jokes.
spoogenet
11-05-2002, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by mt.biker
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an
electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes,
I'm positive..."


OMG that's my roommate's favorite joke. But he tells it where two atoms bump into one another.....details, details.

His second favorite joke is:

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Hey, for you....no charge." bu-dum ching!

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Kyle
11-05-2002, 09:37 PM
lol
ShEaNy
11-06-2002, 01:23 AM
ahahaa:D:D
GirlRacer
11-06-2002, 08:07 PM
That 1 in 5 was awesome. Good call. :banghead: :D :D