Funniest bumper sticker.

[thermal]

okay, the other day, i was coming home from work, i saw this older Caravan sporting this sticker:

"Proud parent of a son who beat-up an honor student at **** elementary school"

i was laughin my ass off!!!!:D :D :D

[ShEaNy]

LOL It was me!!! ahaha no no it wasnt

[Kyle]

lol, i've seen something similar.
It was "My Student Can Kick Your Honor Student's Ass"

[guywithastang]

The best one I have seen is" My son knocked up your honor student":yes:

[thermal]

"My son knocked up your honor student"
....bwa ha ha ha ha haa

[Kyle]

lol

[94_AcCoRd_EX]

Haha that's great :D

[4jacks]

My Favorite is
I HEART COPS

big red heart not the word

[94_AcCoRd_EX]

Originally posted by 4jacks
My Favorite is
I HEART COPS

big red heart not the word

LOL, could they suck up any more? :pfft:

[DsBlu01CivEX]

Originally posted by 4jacks
My Favorite is
I HEART COPS

big red heart not the word

Erin has a shirt that says "I *big red heart* Policemen" It's great!

[VieT916]

i like the ones that say "MY DIXIE WRECKED." :yes::banana:

[Rob]

Originally posted by VieT916
i like the ones that say "MY DIXIE WRECKED." :yes::banana:
what?? :confused:

[monkut]

my favorite is: "i'd rather be driving a 94 accord sedan":yes:

[ebpda9]

i "big red heart" your mullet:crazy:

1% angel 99%biatch (spell it correctly)

[VieT916]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
what?? :confused:

say it out loud. makes more sense.








if you still don't get it, it ends up sounding like "My Dick's Erect" a.k.a. my dick is erect. :rambo:

[Rob]

Originally posted by VieT916
say it out loud. makes more sense.








if you still don't get it, it ends up sounding like "My Dick's Erect" a.k.a. my dick is erect. :rambo:
ohhh...o.k....:crazy: hahahahahahahaha

[GT40FIED]

I've always liked "Driving drunk? Take off your seatbelt"

I had one made by graphics express a while back that says "Going for a drive...be back in 10 seconds":pfft:

[GirlRacer]

I have a bumper sticker that says "How's my driving? Race me & find out!"

My boss bought me one that says "If you're rich, I'm single." I didn't put that one on my car, but it was funny. :yes:

[00 Si]

Originally posted by GirlRacer
I have a bumper sticker that says "How's my driving? Race me & find out!"




Now that's a bumper sticker!!! Hell yeah!



I think the best one I have ever seen was "I think, therefore I vote Republican"

[GirlRacer]

;) :yes:

[GirlRacer]

Bumper stickers can be WAY funny, but I HATE those bumper stickers that say stuff like "Abortion doesn't make you not a mother, it makes you the mother of a dead baby!"
:pukey :pukey
I actually saw that 1 the other day! That is so offensive & is better off being unsaid. :paranoid: :yes:

[blind34_1]

I want one that says something about suvs...

Suburban Unnecessary Vehicle

or simpler...

SUV's Suck!

I'd have to mount it on my roof though so they could see it.

[DsBlu01CivEX]

I see a windshield banner almost everytime I drive to school on this old beat up F150 that says "There's no trash like white trash". I almost pissed myself laughin at it the first time I saw it.

[GirlRacer]

:D :D You see that alot, especially around Oklahoma, sorry to say...
All the cowboys here have windshield banners that say: Ain't Skeered.
Spelled just so. :crazy: :no: :pukey what a bunch of idiots.
They also have them that say "Cowboy up". I still don't know what the hell that means. :crazy:

[DsBlu01CivEX]

yah we have the "Aint skeered" banners too...mostly on old pickups and "redneck" mustangs as I like to call them...you know the ones-the ones from the late 80s early 90s....those are the ugliest stangs ever!

[GirlRacer]

:yes: UGH! I KNOW! My X had 1 of those that he just loved & I couldnt even make myself ride in it! I HATE that year! :pukey :pukey :pukey

[PoleMan14]

My favorite bumper sticker is....

"My other ride is your mom" ;)

[ShEaNy]

LOL^^ i love that one....:bow: :bow:

[VR4_Craver]

My all time favorite is "FAH Q!" ;)

[Rob]

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
I almost pissed myself laughin at it the first time I saw it.
:crazy:

[guywithastang]

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
yah we have the "Aint skeered" banners too...mostly on old pickups and "redneck" mustangs as I like to call them...you know the ones-the ones from the late 80s early 90s....those are the ugliest stangs ever!

Hey man, I have one of those and I love it. 200hp 300lbs/ft 2500lbs not the prettiest but what a ride:pfft:

[GT40FIED]

Yeah...I wondered about that too. But then mine's an '84 1/2 so does that count as late 80's? Should I take offense? Hehe.

[monkut]

man, i think the foxbodies are the best looking mustangs. most stangs i find ok looking, but those i just love.
:|

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by monkut
man, i think the foxbodies are the best looking mustangs. most stangs i find ok looking, but those i just love.
:|

Absolutely...although I also love the '68 fastbacks (like the one used in "Bullit"). I'd love to have one but my '84 sucks up most of my money at present. ;(

[Racing Rice]

"Stop inbreeding, ban country music"

:D

[NewLude]

GirlRacer... the "Cowboy Up" one is around up here in Washington as well... if you have ever seen the movie "8 Seconds" you might know this one... basically its a "suck it up and get the job done" kind of motto.....

some of my favorites:

"Bad cop.. no donut"
"I eat RICE"
"racer-roni"

and then there is the one that I have been thinking about for many a year and wanting to get it made (sure hope nobody has done it yet)

I make sudden stops (yes in small type so they have to get close to read it)

NewL

[GirlRacer]

Oooo...is that what that means? I've always wondered. I've never seen 8 seconds b/c I don't like 'country' type movies. :no: :pukey

[GirlRacer]

and I'm sorry bout the mustang comment, I always forget we have mustang boys here too. No offense intended, just my personal preference. :yes:

[spoogenet]

One that we stuck on a buddy's car: "So many gerbils, so little time"

:pukey

I hate those "My kid beat up your honor kid" crap....but I also hate the "My kid was an honor kid" crap as well.

One you see around TX a bit is: "Keep honking I'm reloading"

b

[GirlRacer]

I like "Horn broken, watch for finger."

[firstgeardude]

Originally posted by blind34_1
I want one that says something about suvs...

Suburban Unnecessary Vehicle

or simpler...

SUV's Suck!

I'd have to mount it on my roof though so they could see it.

how can you not like SUV's ??????

[blind34_1]

How can I not like SUV's???

reason 1: they are a huge visual obstruction. I can't make left turns in intersection when there is another one opposite me.

reason 2: 90% of the people who drive them are morons. Usually dumb soccer moms, but thats a whole other issue.

reason 3: People are under the misconception that they are immune to bad weather. They go extremly fast in rain and snow, and think they can stop on a dime. wrong....

reason 4: they are ugly as crap

reason 5: they eat gas unnecessarily

reason 6: 90% of people that own one don't need them. How many times have you seen an suv with one person in it? I know people that have them because they want that "feeling of security". Learn to drive and you won't be so scared.

reason 7: much like reason 6, selfishness. If you get into an accident, you want the other person to sustain damage that you won't feel in your Land Destroyer. LEARN TO DRIVE.

I'm sure there are many others, I just cant think of them right now.

BTW: To those of you that actually use an SUV for what it is intended for and are responsible drivers, more power to you.

[guywithastang]

"save a whale, harpoon a fat chick" :D

[Rob]

Originally posted by guywithastang
"save a whale, harpoon a fat chick" :D
LMAO!

[DsBlu01CivEX]

Yah i meant no harm in my mustang comment...I personally like the older mustangs...like the ones when the stang orignally came out. I'm a classic car kind of girl like that. Just stating my opinion....I know most people don't like the look of my car either...

But back to bumper stickers...I hate them...not only do they take away from the car but then people like me like to read them. Sure I think they are funny and everything but I'm the kind of person that will get on someone's ass to read the bumper sticker. which could potentially cause an accident since I'm not really paying attention to their brake lights but what is on their bumper. Irresponsible driving on my part, but if they wouldn't have those stickers there i wouldn't be tempted to read them dam it! That and I hate all the political ones...I don't really care who you voted for in what year....and a lot of them are offensive to me....

[guywithastang]

I will agree on the hillbilly mustang statement:yes: but I see a lot more hillbilly camaros (we call them Hooptey hotrods around here you know , lifted in the rear, big back tires, not wider just taller):pukey

[ChrisCantSkate]

Originally posted by blind34_1
How can I not like SUV's???

reason 1: they are a huge visual obstruction. I can't make left turns in intersection when there is another one opposite me.

reason 2: 90% of the people who drive them are morons. Usually dumb soccer moms, but thats a whole other issue.

reason 3: People are under the misconception that they are immune to bad weather. They go extremly fast in rain and snow, and think they can stop on a dime. wrong....

reason 4: they are ugly as crap

reason 5: they eat gas unnecessarily

reason 6: 90% of people that own one don't need them. How many times have you seen an suv with one person in it? I know people that have them because they want that "feeling of security". Learn to drive and you won't be so scared.

reason 7: much like reason 6, selfishness. If you get into an accident, you want the other person to sustain damage that you won't feel in your Land Destroyer. LEARN TO DRIVE.

I'm sure there are many others, I just cant think of them right now.

BTW: To those of you that actually use an SUV for what it is intended for and are responsible drivers, more power to you.
i 100% agree here. SUV's scare me. parents think its a good idea to give their kid one for a first car cause WHEN he wrecks it, he's safe, but the person you hit with that 4000lb peice of scrap metal could die cause a inexperienced driver is operating a huge machinery. same reason you need a truck drivers licence, you can do some damage with a giant vehical. navigators, escalades, ml320's, lx430's, excursions.... get those damn things in a wrecker. they will never see mud, and arnt even designed to go off road. they are a waist on the economy, and on gas. they over pollute. if you actualy bought a SUV to haul stuff around, they i dont have a problem with that, but people will never put lumber, paint, grills, dirt, anything like that in their $50-80k SUV. if your buying a suv for that much and it dosnt say HUMMER on the back , you got jipped. they are the only purpose built SUV on the market anymore

[ChrisCantSkate]

another thing, hummers look better the dirtyer and more scraches they get on them. if you can bend the brush gaurd more power to you! if you can actualy break it, your the man.

[ebpda9]

hey you forgot the excursion. now that's a huge ass suv. even at 20 mph a t-bone with my car will send me to the other world. :o

[ChrisCantSkate]

Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
navigators, escalades, ml320's, lx430's, excursions....
did i?

[DsBlu01CivEX]

Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
navigators, escalades, ml320's, lx430's, excursions.... get those damn things in a wrecker.

no he said it Stefan...you just missed it...:yes: :busted: ;)

[ebpda9]

for some reason i saw expedition. i guess i need to go out and get some glasses

[VR4_Craver]

Originally posted by firstgeardude
how can you not like SUV's ??????

Have you read the editors note in the new SCC?? He is granted 3 wishes and his second is for all suvs to randomly explode and all the owners of suvs to just die....LOL he goes on about why he feels that way too.

[ChrisCantSkate]

Originally posted by VR4_Craver
Have you read the editors note in the new SCC?? He is granted 3 wishes and his second is for all suvs to randomly explode and all the owners of suvs to just die....LOL he goes on about why he feels that way too.
i found that WAY too funny:crazy:

[Rob]

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
for some reason i saw expedition. i guess i need to go out and get some glasses
You earned it again Stefan....hahahahahahahaha

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
You earned it again Stefan....hahahahahahahaha



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA








































































:paranoid:

[guywithastang]

I feel the same abot people with huge pickups that dont live on a farm or pull a trailer. I know a guy with a bigger truck than apartment.

[blind34_1]

I don't have as much of a problem with pickups. Usually because the people who buy them are NOT soccer moms and/or yuppies. I don't like these new "pickups" though **cough**AVALANCHE**cough**

[ShEaNy]

i hate the avalanche's...they look like one big piece of plastic..:pukey :pukey :pukey

[guywithastang]

But Richard Simmons said the Avalanche was super:no:

[blind34_1]

And Richard Simmons is the foremost authority on all that is good and right in today's society...

[firstgeardude]

Originally posted by sheany_91accord
i hate the avalanche's...they look like one big piece of plastic..:pukey :pukey :pukey

yup... the avalanche looks like shit... the aztec also falls into this category.... but i still like some SUV"S...

[firstgeardude]

Originally posted by VR4_Craver
Have you read the editors note in the new SCC?? He is granted 3 wishes and his second is for all suvs to randomly explode and all the owners of suvs to just die....LOL he goes on about why he feels that way too.

no i haven't... u have a link?

[cutiepy701]

I saw a couple funny ones :

Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink....

My underachiever beat up your honor student....

[spoogenet]

I'm sure some peeps on here play GTA3.....anybody happen to have a transcript of the radio commercial that starts off "I just love my boxy monstrocity...."???

That stuff is so damn funny.

SUVs suck, although I admit they have a place. Unfortunately people buy them because they "need" them to haul things around. And sure, that one time a year they go to Home Depot and buy a 2x4 to fix their deck, they need it. But other than that, my Accord carries just as many groceries as anybody would need to fit in any vehicle. My car handles better, gets better fuel economy, costs less, looks better, and is less of a nuissance to the world than any SUV. There isn't even much S or U in a SUV, it's just a lotta V.

There are some people who actually need SUVs, that is why they were originally created in the first place. I can remember the days where 9 out of 10 Suburbans I'd see on the street were yellow and belonged to road crews.

b

[TonitrusEN]

omg you beat me by 15 minutes on posting that Boxy Monstrosity thing, rofl thats the funniest damn thing in the world.

"Its so big, we lost little timmy in the back seat and couldnt find him for *3* hours"

"It seats 12, and is equipped to go across arctic terrain, which is perfect for taking timmy to school"

[ChrisCantSkate]

Originally posted by cutiepy701
Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink....

thats a NOFX song!


i say don't drink and drive you might spill your drink before you get behind that wheel, just stop & think you can take your chances but there's so much to lose another bumpy road, there's so much wasted booze i'm not so worried about how many i kill i'm much more concerned with how much beer i spill 35% of accidents are cause by pixilated the other 65% are not alcohol related what does this tell us about the drunk drivers they seem to have a better record than the sober team

[spoogenet]

Originally posted by TonitrusEN
omg you beat me by 15 minutes on posting that Boxy Monstrosity thing, rofl thats the funniest damn thing in the world.

"Its so big, we lost little timmy in the back seat and couldnt find him for *3* hours"

"It seats 12, and is equipped to go across arctic terrain, which is perfect for taking timmy to school"

Ahhhh the pleasure to my ears...errr....eyes. I hope they didn't take it out for Vice City! I'm about to try my hand at that tomorrow night. Weeeeeeeeee.

:banana:

b

[Kyle]

You guys seen that new subaru car/truck?...lol
thats one ugly piece of shit...:no: :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey

[blind34_1]

"...so far I've only hit a few puddles, but it's good to know its there..."

And I don't think its boxy monstrosity, its Maibotsu Monstrosity. They invented some weird car company. I looked it up in the gta3 manual.

[spoogenet]

Originally posted by blind34_1
"...so far I've only hit a few puddles, but it's good to know its there..."

And I don't think its boxy monstrosity, its Maibotsu Monstrosity. They invented some weird car company. I looked it up in the gta3 manual.

Hmmm....I've only heard it once, which is why I have the boxy part wrong.

I still think most of them look like boxy monstrocities, though. :yes:

b

[thermal]

okay now, no doggin on the SUV's. i have an 03 Honda Pilot and it rides like a cadillac. sometimes (just sometimes okay), i just want to drive around "at ease" instead of bouncing like a ball that it caused by a coilover.

[Jokerluv]

i know a guy here that has this nice DSM on the back of it he had "gone V8 huntin........ be back in 12 seconds

hers what it looks like now
http://www.thedfwscene.com/ubbpics/synisterspyder.jpg

[cashizslick]

when i have kids, ill get that sticker

[VR4_Craver]

Originally posted by firstgeardude
no i haven't... u have a link?

After many sleepless nights and slaveing feverishly i could not find a link for you...The dummies at SCC apparenly dont put the articles on the site.... I doid come up with a solution: Make a trip to your local meijer, wal-mart or gas station and look at the December issues about the type R civic and just read it there ;)

[firstgeardude]

Originally posted by VR4_Craver
After many sleepless nights and slaveing feverishly i could not find a link for you...The dummies at SCC apparenly dont put the articles on the site.... I doid come up with a solution: Make a trip to your local meijer, wal-mart or gas station and look at the December issues about the type R civic and just read it there ;)

k... december issue ... will try to remember

[firstgeardude]

well this isnt the funniest bumper sticker out there, actually its not funny, but a bit amusing... so here it goes "conserve water, drink wine"
wonder if the person is an alcoholic?

[monkut]

attack iraq! yee haw thats my favorite.






(sarcasm intended)
:|

[blind34_1]

I hate ignorant bumper stickers like that. I saw one that said "Nuke em all" printed over an american flag. It wasnt a joke, either.

[VR4_Craver]

*Calvin grabbing crotch while giving finger* "Eat this!"

[posaccord01]

one time i saw a blacked out POS van that had a sticker that said..."don't laugh mister, you're daughter mite be in here!" :crazy:

[firstgeardude]

was it a cargo van?

[posaccord01]

dunno...this was a long time ago. plus i live in hawaii...so prolly not the same van.

[Zybach]

Originally posted by 94_AcCoRd_EX
LOL, could they suck up any more? :pfft:

Sure can. I gotta "troopers are our best protection", Fraternal order of Police", and the honorary sheriff's thing( forgot what its called) on my car. ;) Never got pulled over once.