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Whiteclipse99
11-01-2002, 09:50 AM
Due to last nights events at Hammerjacks (a dance club in Baltimore), I feel it’s necessary to inform all you guys about proper dance club behavior:
1. Humping does not qualify as dancing! It’s not particularly enjoyable for the girl. Except if she’s a hummper also.
2. Ask before you glue your crotch to our ass. We’re more likely to dance with you if you ask. The worst thing you could hear is no.
3. Give us a break between partners. If you see that we just finished dancing with one guy, wait a little while and give us a breather.
4. Bad breath is nasty! If you’ve been drinking, please, for the sake of the girls you’ll be dancing with, pop an Altoid, mint or piece of gum. We don’t really appreciate dragon breath down our necks or while you’re trying to talk to us.
5. No roaming! It makes it very uncomfortable for us when your hands roam to certain parts of our bodies. We just want to dance, not be molested!
This concludes tips on proper club behavior. Feel free to add your own! And do the guys have any for the girls?
:hmmm:
Racing Rice
11-01-2002, 09:53 AM
Same goes for girls.. Uhh.. Sometimes..:D
When I use to go out to clubs, I hated it when nasty chicks tried that stuff..:pukey
It wasnt complaining to much if she was hot though. (except the bad breath thing) ;)
ShagginJet
11-01-2002, 10:43 AM
I know what you mean, but some girls like the womdering hands. I'm not going to grab your breast or nothing, but sometimes maybe a hand on the back depending on how we're dancing. Sometimes a little hand on the a$$ depoending on how the mood is and if the girl is down.
I know what you mean though. Some guys know how to play it and some don't.
"If a girl say's no, it MEANS NO!!" <----Deal with it....
spoogenet
11-01-2002, 10:58 AM
Maybe girls should ask before grinding their asses in guys' crotches as well? I know too many guys who have been in the dance clubs and complain that some chick just starts grinding her ass in his crotch, and as he backs up so does she.
I think bad breath goes for anybody.
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DsBlu01CivEX
11-01-2002, 11:36 AM
My biggest gripe is the "not getting a breather" in between dance partners. I have absolutely NO problem dancing with guys as long as it's in moderation.
the only other "rules" I would add to Erin's list is:
If you aren't all that good of a dancer (and trust me you know if you are or you aren't!) let the girl lead. More than likely if you've been eyein her up, she's got some pretty good moves. So, you finally grow the balls to ask her to dance and she says yes (she was watchin you watch her....hence the reason she was dancing like she was....thats a lil known trick I don't think guys know about) and you start humping her. This is an automatic turnoff for most girls. Just stand there and let her do her thing. You'll probably enjoy it a lot more.
Also...try to keep "things" where they are "supposed" to be. Being "poked" in the ass isn't all that cool especially if you don't know the girl. Yes I know that some girls are quite sexual when they dance and they are hot and things tend to get aroused. But just keep this in mind....it's a lot cooler if you don't get so aroused right off the bat.(Just think of Jim from American Pie....you get the idea...) Think of something non-sexual...like Margret Thatcher or Janet Reno or a chair or your mom.....something.
ShagginJet
11-01-2002, 11:48 AM
I was diggin that e-mail blu, until you mentioned margret thatcher and janet reno... think i've gone eternally limp.
DsBlu01CivEX
11-01-2002, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by ShagginJet
I was diggin that e-mail blu, until you mentioned margret thatcher and janet reno... think i've gone eternally limp.
:| :paranoid: sorry....just think of this guy :zombie: then. That'll work too I'm sure.
Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
2. Ask before you glue your crotch to our ass.
:eek: :D I've never done this before :paranoid:
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Think of something non-sexual...like Margret Thatcher or Janet Reno or a chair or your mom.....something.
:pukey :pukey and :pukey
mt.biker
11-01-2002, 10:36 PM
:pukey :pukey :pukey
thanks alot for the mom comment D, i am staying away from clubs from now on!
GirlRacer
11-02-2002, 11:29 AM
:no: I've given up on the club scene! I always end up getting almost knocked over b/c people get so close to me. (& I'm little!)
Either that or you get squished between 2 guys & they're both dancing, but you can't move!:paranoid: :crazy:
Sux.
DsBlu01CivEX
11-02-2002, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by mt.biker
:pukey :pukey :pukey
thanks alot for the mom comment D, i am staying away from clubs from now on!
I was just giving some examples....I don't know many guys that will get aroused thinking their mom is sexual. You can think of whatever non-sexual thing you want as long as you keep it in your pants and aren't pokin the girl in the @ss.
Whiteclipse99
11-02-2002, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Think of something non-sexual...like Margret Thatcher or Janet Reno or a chair or your mom.....something.
I'm glad that girls don't have that problem! Sucks for you guys!!;) :D
Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
I'm glad that girls don't have that problem! Sucks for you guys!!;) :D
:doh:
cutiepy701
11-04-2002, 04:30 PM
OH OH OH, I got one more important one too ad.
Guys, yes there are some pretty fine as$ chicks in this world, including at clubs...but PLEASE and I repeat PLEASE......DO NOT let it get to the point where I have to ask you if there is a pencil in your pocket.....:pukey
ShagginJet
11-04-2002, 04:47 PM
if there is a pencil in your pocket
if you have to ask this you need to move on to another guy. The question should be, is that a salami in your pocket?
Originally posted by ShagginJet
if you have to ask this you need to move on to another guy. The question should be, is that a salami in your pocket?
:eek: :D :D :D
cutiepy701
11-05-2002, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by ShagginJet
if you have to ask this you need to move on to another guy. The question should be, is that a salami in your pocket?
LMFAO Salami??:eek: :eek: :eek:
Whiteclipse99
11-05-2002, 10:58 AM
Pencil....salami...just as long as you keep it under control! :busted:
cutiepy701
11-05-2002, 11:04 AM
I swear to god that is so the biggest turn off in the world.....sheesh....guys....j/k:pfft:
ShagginJet
11-05-2002, 11:53 AM
I swear to god that is so the biggest turn off in the world.....sheesh....guys....
I've had that happen before, where it's gotten beyond limply errect to COMPLETELY errect. Suprisingly, the girl got her hand in there and started to rub it. It turned her on to see that i was turned on.
Most of the time, because of the situation, i can't get beyond limply errect, while in a club, while dancing, while drinking, while having 100's of people around that i don't know. It's just not the right time to have an errection... Am i right?
mt.biker
11-05-2002, 11:57 AM
Originally posted by ShagginJet
I've had that happen before, where it's gotten beyond limply errect to COMPLETELY errect. Suprisingly, the girl got her hand in there and started to rub it. It turned her on to see that i was turned on.
Most of the time, because of the situation, i can't get beyond limply errect, while in a club, while dancing, while drinking, while having 100's of people around that i don't know. It's just not the right time to have an errection... Am i right?
your right, only the unlucky guys can't control it. It really doesnt' take much to control it, just a little will power.
ShagginJet
11-05-2002, 12:04 PM
It really doesnt' take much to control it, just a little will power.
Just a though of WTF am i going to do with this thing, and it decides to go away unitll it's needed later.
but don't get me wrong, if some chick grabs it and start teasing me, i'll be standing at attention quicker the a Ferrari does it's 0-60.
cutiepy701
11-05-2002, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by ShagginJet
I've had that happen before, where it's gotten beyond limply errect to COMPLETELY errect. Suprisingly, the girl got her hand in there and started to rub it. It turned her on to see that i was turned on.
Most of the time, because of the situation, i can't get beyond limply errect, while in a club, while dancing, while drinking, while having 100's of people around that i don't know. It's just not the right time to have an errection... Am i right?
Ewwwwwwwwww....you don't know where her hand was.....if she was slutty enuf to put her hand down YOUR pants without knowing you....she probably stuck her hand down 5 other guys pants that night.....:no: :no:
spoogenet
11-05-2002, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by cutiepy701
Ewwwwwwwwww....you don't know where her hand was.....if she was slutty enuf to put her hand down YOUR pants without knowing you....she probably stuck her hand down 5 other guys pants that night.....:no: :no:
True dat. But if she's rubbing her ass against your crotch that night, chances are she's been rubbing her ass against a bunch of guys' crotches that night. Then again, girls should know that many guys are turned on by having a cute/hot girl's butt on his crotch. If you rub the lamp enough the geanie's bound to come out eventually......
Girls don't want my schlong on their butts, I don't want their butts on my crotch......at least not on the dance floor.
b
ShagginJet
11-05-2002, 01:09 PM
She was rubbing outside of the pants.
Whiteclipse99
11-05-2002, 01:43 PM
:D :D You guys crack me up!!
Originally posted by spoogenet
If you rub the lamp enough the geanie's bound to come out eventually......
And spoogenet...nice analogy! :D
ShagginJet
11-05-2002, 01:45 PM
You should change your name to spooginyet!!
cutiepy701
11-05-2002, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by spoogenet
If you rub the lamp enough the geanie's bound to come out eventually......
b
LMAO:D :D OMG you have me cracking up at work, people probably think Im retarted cuz I am laughing out loud and its kinda quiet here....:busted:
ShagginJet
11-05-2002, 01:52 PM
people probably think Im retarted cuz I am laughing out loud and its kinda quiet here
It's not the laughing....j/k
cutiepy701
11-05-2002, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by ShagginJet
It's not the laughing....j/k
Oh ya??? ;( I am retarted.......mom lied to me and now Im paying for it.....all this time thought I was just like the other kids, only looked a lil different....;(
ShagginJet
11-05-2002, 01:56 PM
Oh ya??? I am retarted.......mom lied to me and now Im paying for it.....all this time thought I was just like the other kids, only looked a lil different....
Great, I've caused a nother complex in someone's life... SOWWY!!
cutiepy701
11-05-2002, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by ShagginJet
Great, I've caused a nother complex in someone's life... SOWWY!!
nah, JFWY......Im only a retart by choice.....:doh: :banana: :doh:
ShagginJet
11-05-2002, 02:01 PM
Just keep telling yourself that... remember you're no different then anyone else, regardless that you look different. :crazy: ;)
cutiepy701
11-05-2002, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by ShagginJet
Just keep telling yourself that... remember you're no different then anyone else, regardless that you look different. :crazy: ;)
smart a$$....LOL;) ;)
ShagginJet
11-05-2002, 02:14 PM
thank you, thank you, i rest my case....
ShagginJet
11-05-2002, 02:21 PM
So tell me Cutiepy, are you hot...? Cause I'm diggin the personality.
cutiepy701
11-05-2002, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by ShagginJet
So tell me Cutiepy, are you hot...? Cause I'm diggin the personality.
Im not concieded but I have been told by many guy friends that there is pleny of men that would, and I quote, "die to have a chance with me" whatever that means. Im a rare female.....
ShagginJet
11-05-2002, 02:26 PM
Im a rare female
rare is an interesting word to use. I get unique a lot. For some reason, i guess people are just as straight forward as I can be some times.
So now what city is graced with your presence? (Where do you live?)
cutiepy701
11-05-2002, 02:34 PM
ut oh:eek: check my profile, and your PM......:yes:
ShagginJet
11-05-2002, 02:37 PM
not that i can't read... just want to here it from you.. nm, i'm retarded too.
mt.biker
11-05-2002, 04:49 PM
please not another love connection thread!
ShagginJet
11-05-2002, 04:58 PM
lmfao... ahhh, are yooh jealous?
mt.biker
11-05-2002, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by ShagginJet
lmfao... ahhh, are yooh jealous?
no its just that your attracted to some text on a message board... not to mention I believe shes seeing someone (could be wrong though) and NONE of us on the board have seen what this chick looks like, though she does (character wise) remind me of my ex....
KwikR6
11-05-2002, 05:20 PM
Any gurls just wanna sit down with me and have a drink? Just to get off the dance floor a bit, and relax. Get to know each other a bit. The way i figure it..there is always time to "rub crotches" later on in the evening. If you get my drift.:yes:
mt.biker
11-05-2002, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by dereks civic
Any gurls just wanna sit down with me and have a drink? Just to get off the dance floor a bit, and relax. Get to know each other a bit. The way i figure it..there is always time to "rub crotches" later on in the evening. If you get my drift.:yes:
nicely said, RESPECT!
cutiepy701
11-06-2002, 07:58 AM
Err....no love connection here...and Rob??? is that a compliment or a complete insult? (about your x):paranoid: :paranoid:
DsBlu01CivEX
11-06-2002, 08:40 AM
Originally posted by dereks civic
Any gurls just wanna sit down with me and have a drink? Just to get off the dance floor a bit, and relax. Get to know each other a bit. The way i figure it..there is always time to "rub crotches" later on in the evening. If you get my drift.:yes:
I would love for a guy to offer to just go sit down and grab a drink. Dancing the entire night with no breaks is hard....I've done it numerous times. But most guys that attatch their pee pee to your @ss aren't normally lookin to get to know you better. They are hopin that by the way that you dance, that you'll leave with them that night and the 2 of you can "rub crotches" somewhere private. And unfortunately for the guy, not all girls are like that. Just cuz a girl might dance sexy and provocatively doesn't mean that she's just gonna jump into bed with you. This is where you should offer to buy her a drink and get to know her better. Normally with some converstation and different types of interaction with the girl off the dance floor the guy should be able to tell if she's a slut or a "good girl".
mt.biker
11-06-2002, 10:58 AM
Originally posted by cutiepy701
Err....no love connection here...and Rob??? is that a compliment or a complete insult? (about your x):paranoid: :paranoid:
its just a comment...
cutiepy701
11-06-2002, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by mt.biker
its just a comment...
Ok, I'll leave it at that:cigar:
ShagginJet
11-06-2002, 11:46 AM
different types of interaction with the girl off the dance floor
You know, I'd preffer not to even deal with the dancing part. I mean it's fun to dance and all, but when I want to meet a girl I'd like to meet her somewhere that I'm not going to base talking to her on the way she shakes her ass.
cutiepy701
11-06-2002, 11:54 AM
Plus its soo damn loud in the clubs, how can you have a real conversation anyways??:hmmm:
ShagginJet
11-06-2002, 12:05 PM
Wonder where the nearest coffee shop between LA and Milwaukee is...? Hrmmm...:hmmm:
cutiepy701
11-06-2002, 12:08 PM
Originally posted by ShagginJet
Wonder where the nearest coffee shop between LA and Milwaukee is...? Hrmmm...:hmmm:
LOL.....silly rabbit......tricks are for kids....
(sorry, Im in a really crazy,hyper mood):crazy: :banana: :foot:
KwikR6
11-06-2002, 12:09 PM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
I would love for a guy to offer to just go sit down and grab a drink. Dancing the entire night with no breaks is hard....I've done it numerous times. But most guys that attatch their pee pee to your @ss aren't normally lookin to get to know you better. They are hopin that by the way that you dance, that you'll leave with them that night and the 2 of you can "rub crotches" somewhere private. And unfortunately for the guy, not all girls are like that. Just cuz a girl might dance sexy and provocatively doesn't mean that she's just gonna jump into bed with you. This is where you should offer to buy her a drink and get to know her better. Normally with some converstation and different types of interaction with the girl off the dance floor the guy should be able to tell if she's a slut or a "good girl".
Exactly!!!
See Im not a big dancer anyway...and I usualy hang out in lounges and pubs anyway. I go to the bar like once every three months...if that...So I'm all about going to a mellow place and visiting and chilling out. So any gurls wanna get outta this f'n club and go for a drink and visit somewhere...hehe
spoogenet
11-06-2002, 12:39 PM
I definitely agree that bars/clubs are just too loud. I don't mind hitting a dance club, cuz it's fun to go out on the floor whether dancing with anybody or just having a good time with some friends. I really really don't like bars. I don't like to hang there with friends or meet people, my main complaint is that it's just too loud so I can't really talk to anybody.
I'm more of a hang at home or chill in a coffee shop or something and talk to people. A quiet pool hall is a good place, but even many of those are just too loud to talk.
b
cutiepy701
11-06-2002, 12:42 PM
Pool halls are good, at least where I live....they are huge and there is a bar in the middle....It doesn't get loud at all, in fact they have music playing faintly in the background.....Its actually quite nice.:yes:
KwikR6
11-06-2002, 12:46 PM
Pool halls here suck.
We have pool tables in our lounges so that's good
ShagginJet
11-06-2002, 10:17 PM
Some pool halls are good. I was up in YORK, PA with my ccuz, and we went to this killer pool hall/bar/sports bar, awesome place. The ones that are quiet and people are respectful player, no drunk idiots, those are good pool halls. you can actually hold a conversation.
Whiteclipse99
11-07-2002, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by ShagginJet
Some pool halls are good. I was up in YORK, PA with my ccuz, and we went to this killer pool hall/bar/sports bar, awesome place. The ones that are quiet and people are respectful player, no drunk idiots, those are good pool halls. you can actually hold a conversation.
Where is this awesome place that you speak of? I've lived in York, Pa my whole life and I can only think of one pool hall and it's just that, a pool hall.
ShagginJet
11-07-2002, 01:23 PM
Alright, i was drinking, so who knows how awesome it was. It was this bar, i want to say yankydoodles... no idea though.
alright, i'll give you directions although i haven't been to york in like 2 years. It's either south or east. But going down that big hill, over towards walmart, then you turn left, which makes you heading south, maybe east, then drive till you get to where all the buildings are made out of brick, it's somewhere over there...
did that make any sense?
cutiepy701
11-07-2002, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by ShagginJet
Alright, i was drinking, so who knows how awesome it was. It was this bar, i want to say yankydoodles... no idea though.
alright, i'll give you directions although i haven't been to york in like 2 years. It's either south or east. But going down that big hill, over towards walmart, then you turn left, which makes you heading south, maybe east, then drive till you get to where all the buildings are made out of brick, it's somewhere over there...
did that make any sense?
LOL, *makes mental note* "don't ever get lost with ShagginJet......" jfwy:pfft:
ShagginJet
11-07-2002, 01:46 PM
LOL...
I use to just visit York to visit my family, i was mostly young at the time 8-14 so I never paid much attention to directions or where I was. so last time i went, i was 20, and went out with my cousin, she's 26, and we went to this bar.
Some hot gals in PA!!
Whiteclipse99
11-07-2002, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by ShagginJet
Alright, i was drinking, so who knows how awesome it was. It was this bar, i want to say yankydoodles... no idea though.
alright, i'll give you directions although i haven't been to york in like 2 years. It's either south or east. But going down that big hill, over towards walmart, then you turn left, which makes you heading south, maybe east, then drive till you get to where all the buildings are made out of brick, it's somewhere over there...
did that make any sense?
Nah, not really! :confused: But it's ok, I'll let you slide! :)
ShagginJet
11-07-2002, 02:11 PM
No, cause now i'm mad... where was that place....
You know where the wal mart is, i think over by chucky cheese?
TonitrusEN
11-07-2002, 02:31 PM
Shaggin, stop talking :)
:banghead:
mt.biker
11-07-2002, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by TonitrusEN
Shaggin, stop talking :)
:banghead:
LMAO
DsBlu01CivEX
11-07-2002, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by ShagginJet
Alright, i was drinking, so who knows how awesome it was. It was this bar, i want to say yankydoodles... no idea though.
alright, i'll give you directions although i haven't been to york in like 2 years. It's either south or east. But going down that big hill, over towards walmart, then you turn left, which makes you heading south, maybe east, then drive till you get to where all the buildings are made out of brick, it's somewhere over there...
did that make any sense?
There is a big hill near that wal-mart....:hmmm: Maybe he means 24....but I still can't think of a pool hall with a bar in it. I'm gonna have to find out cuz it's gonna bug me now...:crazy:
ShagginJet
11-07-2002, 04:47 PM
No it's a bar, sports bar with some pool tables, like 4 of them. Big place.
Originally posted by spoogenet
I'm more of a hang at home or chill in a coffee shop or something and talk to people. A quiet pool hall is a good place, but even many of those are just too loud to talk.
b
You should come down to NB to Bob's Billiards;)
nice and quiet...
The tables aren't the greatest...and it's not the cleanest place around...
But my and my friends love to chill there and play pool...
Whiteclipse99
11-08-2002, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by ShagginJet
No, cause now i'm mad... where was that place....
You know where the wal mart is, i think over by chucky cheese?
Oh, that Wal-Mart! There's two Wal-Mart's in York. But I now know which one your talking about cause I used to work at that Chuck E. Cheese. Unfortunately, I still don't know what place your talking about, but it's ok!
ShagginJet
11-08-2002, 04:28 PM
You know that road that runs, perpindicular to the walmart??
Gosh it's so hard to explain. What are the intersecting streets right there?
Whiteclipse99
11-08-2002, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by ShagginJet
You know that road that runs, perpindicular to the walmart??
Gosh it's so hard to explain. What are the intersecting streets right there?
Market St.?
DsBlu01CivEX
11-09-2002, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
Market St.?
yah that would be 462....the only bar/sports bar type place I can think of along there is the Roadhouse. But I don't know that I'd call that a sports bar nor do I know that it has pool tables....hmmm...:hmmm:
ShagginJet
11-11-2002, 01:06 AM
Maybe this will help. It's two stories. Up front is like where you'd bring the family to eat(maybe not the kids, you and the guys most likely), in the back is where the bar and pool tables are, and upstairs is some more eating and relaxing space.
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