View Full Version : How To Shower Like A Man
ebpda9
10-29-2002, 07:39 AM
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her making the "woo, woo" sound.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see your pecks. Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror, scratch your balls.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (you don't use one)
6. Wash your face
7. Wash your armpits
8. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
9. Wash your privates and surrounding area.
10. Wash your ass, leaving hair on the soap bar.
11. Shampoo your hair. (do not use conditioner)
12. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
13. Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
14. Pee (in the shower)
15. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub when you checked your Mohawk.
16. Partial dry off.
17. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size.
18. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
19. Leave bathroom fan and light on.
20. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your wiener, go "Yeah baby" and thrust your pelvis at her.
21. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.
Whiteclipse99
10-29-2002, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by hondaman-iac
10. Wash your ass, leaving hair on the soap bar.
Ok, that's just wrong on so many levels!!:pukey
20. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your wiener, go "Yeah baby" and thrust your pelvis at her.
Do that on a day I'm in a bad mood and he'll be getting a knee to the :eek: ! :D :D
ChrisCantSkate
10-29-2002, 10:12 AM
hahaha... some of those i dont even consider wrong
juvenile
10-29-2002, 10:34 AM
Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
Do that on a day I'm in a bad mood and he'll be getting a knee to the :eek: ! :D :D
Evil woman. HSSSSSSS. You NEVER do that kind of shit. That's just wrong. HSSSSSSSSS :crazy:
Whiteclipse99
10-29-2002, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by juvenile
Evil woman. HSSSSSSS. You NEVER do that kind of shit. That's just wrong. HSSSSSSSSS :crazy:
I know, I'm a nice gal, I wouldn't do that unless it was in self defense!
pdiggitydogg
10-29-2002, 12:23 PM
lol :D :yes: :D
94_AcCoRd_EX
10-29-2002, 12:31 PM
hehe :D :D
ChrisCantSkate
10-29-2002, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by hondaman-iac
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (you don't use one)
6. Wash your face
7. Wash your armpits
8. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
9. Wash your privates and surrounding area.
11. Shampoo your hair. (do not use conditioner)
12. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
14. Pee (in the shower)
15. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub when you checked your Mohawk.
16. Partial dry off.
18. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
19. Leave bathroom fan and light on.
20. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your wiener, go "Yeah baby" and thrust your pelvis at her.
21. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.
thats me taking a shower
dude!!! you actually pee in the shower? :pukey
ChrisCantSkate
10-29-2002, 02:05 PM
i hit the drain
a96710
10-29-2002, 02:08 PM
LOL
ChrisCantSkate
10-29-2002, 02:10 PM
can everyone here say they've NEVER done it? i dont daily, but if i really have to go i do
Originally posted by 4thGenlude
i hit the drain
well, at least your efficient but that's still :pukey
Originally posted by 4thGenlude
can everyone here say they've NEVER done it? i dont daily, but if i really have to go i do
I can...my ex used to do it all the time and it used to piss me off...just think it's disgusting....I pee before I take a shower.....
ChrisCantSkate
10-29-2002, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by AccordinStyle
I can...my ex used to do it all the time and it used to piss me off...just think it's disgusting....I pee before I take a shower.....
girls doing it = :pukey no control. i can at least aim mine to the drain better
Originally posted by 4thGenlude
girls doing it = :pukey no control.
I know....the disgusting part is she would do it while we were both in the shower...yeah, she's a classy woman :rolleyes:
ChrisCantSkate
10-29-2002, 02:46 PM
ahhhh... thats just wrong.
mt.biker
10-29-2002, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by AccordinStyle
I know....the disgusting part is she would do it while we were both in the shower...yeah, she's a classy woman :rolleyes:
:pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey Thanks for sharing that dude.
I must admit I pee in the shower once and a while but I always hit the drain. It happpens those morning where you had a lot to drink the night before and just hit the sack. You want to shower badly because you feel dirty having slept in your clothign from yesterday but forgot to take a piss. Then the warm water hits ya and you just have to pee.
ChrisCantSkate
10-29-2002, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by mt.biker
I must admit I pee in the shower once and a while but I always hit the drain. It happpens those morning where you had a lot to drink the night before and just hit the sack. You want to shower badly because you feel dirty having slept in your clothign from yesterday but forgot to take a piss. Then the warm water hits ya and you just have to pee.
see he knows what im talking about
Originally posted by mt.biker
:pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey Thanks for sharing that dude.
Notice the new title
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mt.biker
10-29-2002, 03:10 PM
that girl of yours is nothign to be pining over!
Originally posted by mt.biker
that girl of yours is nothign to be pining over!
I realize this....now. :doh:
firstgeardude
10-29-2002, 03:17 PM
LMAO :D :D
DsBlu01CivEX
10-29-2002, 05:30 PM
ok this entire thread has made me look at guys in a completely different light (and it's not a good one!) and has made me really look at some of the guys on here in a completely different light (still not a good one!!!)......ok you just don't pee in the shower!!! And I HIGHLY doubt that you boys hit the drain everytime you do pee in the shower. You can't even hit the toilet everytime you pee at that. And that's a much bigger target!!!!
Oh and you don't leave @ss hairs/pubic hairs on the bar of soap. I have nothing against not using a washcloth, just don't leave hairs on the soap.:pukey
And Rob (Accordinstyle)....her peeing in the shower, whether you are in there or not, should have been your first sign to get the hell out of that relationship. Ladies don't pee in showers.:chicken: (you know what I'm sayin!?!)
ebpda9
10-29-2002, 05:38 PM
Geez denise that was posted as a joke. chilax will ya or i'll show you my bar of soap :foot:
DsBlu01CivEX
10-29-2002, 05:52 PM
yah but the sad thing is it's like 85%+ true....and I really don't think I wanna see your bar of soap:paranoid: :o
ChrisCantSkate
10-29-2002, 06:05 PM
i dont leave hair on the soap, i still stand by the fact i hit the drain though
Grip72
10-29-2002, 06:21 PM
Oh come on, i hit the drain ALL the time, id on't want peepee on my feet. LOL. i hit the drain and there is no, i repeat, NO "splash-back" whatsoever. That is just sick about girls peeing in the shower..i almost vomitted all over my keyboard. I pee in the shower on a regular basis. don't think i'm weird or anything ,but if i take my boxer-briefs off and i'm cold, i just gotta pee. Its something about the climate...:crazy: Oh god, i shared to much...
mt.biker
10-29-2002, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
ok this entire thread has made me look at guys in a completely different light (and it's not a good one!) and has made me really look at some of the guys on here in a completely different light (still not a good one!!!)......ok you just don't pee in the shower!!! And I HIGHLY doubt that you boys hit the drain everytime you do pee in the shower. You can't even hit the toilet everytime you pee at that. And that's a much bigger target!!!!
Oh and you don't leave @ss hairs/pubic hairs on the bar of soap. I have nothing against not using a washcloth, just don't leave hairs on the soap.:pukey
And Rob (Accordinstyle)....her peeing in the shower, whether you are in there or not, should have been your first sign to get the hell out of that relationship. Ladies don't pee in showers.:chicken: (you know what I'm sayin!?!)
well i NEVER EVER leave a hair on the soap i find that very discusting. Now you wanna talk about hair. I've never been more discusted as when i walked into a bathroom after my gf at the time was doing her hair. There was hair all over the floor and it stuck to my feet. I had to stop myself from losing my cookies.
As for peeing in the bathtub, your body aint the cleanest thing in the world. Your tub sees alot worse the some yellowly, salty liquid.
Dont even make me bring up the 11 girls a year masturbate shit, i think that clears every guy on earth for EVER!
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
ok this entire thread has made me look at guys in a completely different light (and it's not a good one!) and has made me really look at some of the guys on here in a completely different light (still not a good one!!!)......ok you just don't pee in the shower!!!
I agree....I thinking peeing in the shower is nasty :pukey
And Rob (Accordinstyle)....her peeing in the shower, whether you are in there or not, should have been your first sign to get the hell out of that relationship. Ladies don't pee in showers.:chicken: (you know what I'm sayin!?!)
I know....I think I said in a previous thread about how when you're dating someone some people hide their true selfs....well, my marriage was living proof of that......she went from :kiss: to :zombie:
ShEaNy
10-30-2002, 12:46 AM
i pee in the shower sometimes...whats the big deal? lol its going down a drain right? lol...;) :bandit: :o
ohiochica
10-30-2002, 11:56 AM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......................whats the big deal????? the deal is we are not barbarians, get your lazy ass out of teh shower and pee in the toilet. in teh shower you are likely to step in the mess..........ewwwwwwwww..........now i am truly sick!:pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey
firstgeardude
10-30-2002, 12:21 PM
ok after hearing all of this... consider what happens in public showers... like at camping or whatever..... :pukey :pukey
ohiochica
10-30-2002, 12:42 PM
thats why i have my camper and a shower in there! and for hotel rooms i am a fruitcake about clean.........i take a pack of those clorox wipes and wipe down anything and everything.
ChrisCantSkate
10-30-2002, 12:44 PM
ok.. there is a downward water flow from the farthest point in the shower to the drain, if you hit the drain the pee cannot flow up, considering there is also a stready flow of shower water rushing at it too. and FYI piss is sanitary, and is used to cure jellyfish stings in the middle of the ocean, it is very sick, and sounds bad, but truthfully it is not bad for you. i stand on the dry area in the shower anyways and give it a few seconds to flush out before re-entering the wet part of the shower, it isnt as sick as you people make it out to be. i would get out of the shower but: a) i dont wana get water on the floor b) when i flush the toilet then i have to stand dripping wet for 15 seconds for the water to cool back down c) i am that lazy
slowEJ6
10-30-2002, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by AccordinStyle
hahahahahahahahaha!
slowEJ6
10-30-2002, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by 4thGenlude
ok.. there is a downward water flow from the farthest point in the shower to the drain, if you hit the drain the pee cannot flow up, considering there is also a stready flow of shower water rushing at it too. and FYI piss is sanitary, and is used to cure jellyfish stings in the middle of the ocean, it is very sick, and sounds bad, but truthfully it is not bad for you. i stand on the dry area in the shower anyways and give it a few seconds to flush out before re-entering the wet part of the shower, it isnt as sick as you people make it out to be. i would get out of the shower but: a) i dont wana get water on the floor b) when i flush the toilet then i have to stand dripping wet for 15 seconds for the water to cool back down c) i am that lazy
this guy has put as much thought into it as i have.....people need to get over it. pay more attention to jackass the movie where the do0d made a yellow snowcone and ate it. thats moreso something to :pukey about
ChrisCantSkate
10-30-2002, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by slow ej6
this guy has put as much thought into it as i have.....people need to get over it. pay more attention to jackass the movie where the do0d made a yellow snowcone and ate it. thats moreso something to :pukey about
yeah i did give it some thought, and it had to be said. i bet you guys eat iwth your hands before washing them too, thats 100000000x worse than pissing in the shower.
mt.biker
10-30-2002, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by 4thGenlude
yeah i did give it some thought, and it had to be said. i bet you guys eat iwth your hands before washing them too, thats 100000000x worse than pissing in the shower.
true considering the number of DICKS and PUSSY you touch before you sit down for lunch....
Originally posted by 4thGenlude
yeah i did give it some thought, and it had to be said. i bet you guys eat iwth your hands before washing them too, thats 100000000x worse than pissing in the shower.
Mosts of the time i don't wash my hands...
MY DICK'S NOT DIRTY!!!
ChrisCantSkate
10-30-2002, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by Mobbo
Mosts of the time i don't wash my hands...
MY DICK'S NOT DIRTY!!!
im not saying it is, but what we think is dirty is worse than what actualy is so it seems. people flip out about pissing in a shower, but they will handle money then eat with that same hand.
money sucks!
not really...i just don't have any...
ChrisCantSkate
10-30-2002, 04:34 PM
well, people drop money, and do all sorts of other things with it (seen jackass? we did that a LONG time ago, and i imagine im not the only one) money is dirty
monkut
10-30-2002, 05:36 PM
i just wanna show my support for the dudes who pee in the shower. i am one of you, and just because the ladies and accordinstyle dont agree doesnt mean its not the right thing to do. and if its not the right thing, at least its the manly thing.:rambo:
:|
monkut
10-30-2002, 05:42 PM
oh my god my pee hit my foot!:eek: help, someone get it off, oh jesus....i dont think i can handle this.....:pukey *enlightenment* oh, wait, im in the shower, why don't i just put some soap on it and let the water rinse it off. huh, thats better.
:|
Originally posted by monkut
oh my god my pee hit my foot!:eek: help, someone get it off, oh jesus....i dont think i can handle this.....:pukey *enlightenment* oh, wait, im in the shower, why don't i just put some soap on it and let the water rinse it off. huh, thats better.
:|
o.k....so you're getting sarcastic...how about this one, "I'm just gonna spit a nice big juicy loogie into my oatmeal since it's only saliva and it's all going the same place"...yes, understood that you can wash piss off of your leg but still you're in the shower...a place that's meant to be clean.....would you wash your hands in the toilet? That water's clean too :rolleyes:
VR4_Craver
10-30-2002, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by AccordinStyle
dude!!! you actually pee in the shower? :pukey
LOL! Who doesnt? .....For a while i was thinking i was alone in the world doin that. LOL Another one is : On your way to and from the shower if you pass the woman :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: her. She should appreciate the attention :yes:
Originally posted by VR4_Craver
Another one is : On your way to and from the shower if you pass the woman :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: her. She should appreciate the attention :yes:
That one goes without saying :D
Addict
10-31-2002, 10:18 AM
Haha. This is too funny. 4 pages about urinatign in the shower.
Originally posted by 4thGenlude
girls doing it = :pukey no control. i can at least aim mine to the drain better
Yeah. They have no aimer. Maybe that's why they think its gross? Can't direct the flow. Though I saw this one chick at a bike rodeo that could pee standing up. Kinda wierd
Originally posted by AccordinStyle
I know....the disgusting part is she would do it while we were both in the shower...yeah, she's a classy woman :rolleyes:
Yeah that's not right. Regardless of whether its the guy or the girl. Don't do it in the shower together.... Yeck!
Originally posted by 4thGenlude
i dont leave hair on the soap, i still stand by the fact i hit the drain though
Damn straight.
Originally posted by mt.biker
:pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey Thanks for sharing that dude.
I must admit I pee in the shower once and a while but I always hit the drain. It happpens those morning where you had a lot to drink the night before and just hit the sack. You want to shower badly because you feel dirty having slept in your clothign from yesterday but forgot to take a piss. Then the warm water hits ya and you just have to pee.
See. Its a normal thing. I bet 99% of guy do it.
Originally posted by 4thGenlude
ok.. there is a downward water flow from the farthest point in the shower to the drain, if you hit the drain the pee cannot flow up, considering there is also a stready flow of shower water rushing at it too. and FYI piss is sanitary, and is used to cure jellyfish stings in the middle of the ocean, it is very sick, and sounds bad, but truthfully it is not bad for you. i stand on the dry area in the shower anyways and give it a few seconds to flush out before re-entering the wet part of the shower, it isnt as sick as you people make it out to be. i would get out of the shower but: a) i dont wana get water on the floor b) when i flush the toilet then i have to stand dripping wet for 15 seconds for the water to cool back down c) i am that lazy
Urine is actually 100% sterile. There are no bad things in the urine. The fact that the body heats it to 98+ degrees helps.
ChrisCantSkate
10-31-2002, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by Civic_Addict
Urine is actually 100% sterile. There are no bad things in the urine. The fact that the body heats it to 98+ degrees helps.
100% agree, anyone who has been through a biology class should know this, thats where i learned it. all it is is extra minerals and such that your body cant use i believe. i might be wrong there, i'd search for whats in pee, but im afraid of the sites that might bring up
Whiteclipse99
10-31-2002, 01:21 PM
You guys are quite entertaining! Who knew that shower urinating could be so controversial?! :D :D So, if everyone has such strong beliefs on shower urinating, then what about urinating in the ocean? I'm sure almost everyone here has done, still does it and probably will continue to do it! :D
Addict
10-31-2002, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
You guys are quite entertaining! Who knew that shower urinating could be so controversial?! :D :D So, if everyone has such strong beliefs on shower urinating, then what about urinating in the ocean? I'm sure almost everyone here has done, still does it and probably will continue to do it! :D
The ocean itself is more harmful than the urine in it.:yes:
ChrisCantSkate
10-31-2002, 02:18 PM
im actualy more hesatant to urinate in the ocean than the shower. and surfers who surf in cold water know sometimes ya just godda pee the the wetsuit
mt.biker
10-31-2002, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by 4thGenlude
im actualy more hesatant to urinate in the ocean than the shower. and surfers who surf in cold water know sometimes ya just godda pee the the wetsuit
uh huh!
DsBlu01CivEX
10-31-2002, 02:47 PM
actually it's good for them to pee in their wet suit...it regulates body temps.
I don't think Erin meant people in wet suits in cold oceans though. I think she was stating in general, if you guys don't have a problem peeing in the shower and you have to pee while on the beach (sans wet suit) would you just walk into the ocean and pee? Sorta like peein in a really big salty pool. Ironically I have problems with peein in the shower and a pool, but not the ocean. I guess it's cuz there is more water in the ocean to displace the pee and that water is dirtier than pool and shower water. I definitely agree that the shower is supposed to be a clean place and even if urine is 100% sterile, it doesnt mean that makes everyone see it as a clean liquid.
mt.biker
10-31-2002, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Ironically I have problems with peein in the shower and a pool, but not the ocean. I guess it's cuz there is more water in the ocean to displace the pee and that water is dirtier than pool and shower water. I definitely agree that the shower is supposed to be a clean place and even if urine is 100% sterile, it doesnt mean that makes everyone see it as a clean liquid.
No its because your not thinking logically about this topic....
GirlRacer
10-31-2002, 07:57 PM
:D This is silly...but I JUST found out the other day that boys don't use washcloths!?! What's up with that? Do all boys do this? :crazy: :pfft:
mt.biker
10-31-2002, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by GirlRacer
:D This is silly...but I JUST found out the other day that boys don't use washcloths!?! What's up with that? Do all boys do this? :crazy: :pfft:
I use a wash cloth to wash my face after a shave.. does that count?
ChrisCantSkate
10-31-2002, 08:04 PM
i thought the wash cloth was just for washing your face after shaving?!?!?
ShEaNy
10-31-2002, 08:11 PM
Ya me too....We're all crazy!!:crazy: :crazy: ;) :cigar: Hit the drain for the 563165 time LOL;) :yes: :pfft:
The only time i use washcloths is if i don't have a dry towel to dry myself with...
may i ask what women use washcloths for?...
ChrisCantSkate
10-31-2002, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by Mobbo
The only time i use washcloths is if i don't have a dry towel to dry myself with...
hahahah, ive done that, "shit all the towels are in my room, well... i guess this is the towles mini me... it will due
lol, yeah...you endu p using like 10-20 of them...lol
and if you don't have that many...out come the paper towels:bandit: :rambo:
GirlRacer
10-31-2002, 08:20 PM
The washcloth is to knock all the dead skin off! Dead skin SUX! haha :crazy: :pfft:
Well, my skin is alive and kickin!
I dunno what disease YOU have:paranoid:
GirlRacer
10-31-2002, 08:35 PM
:eek: That was mean! Everyone has dead skin. I didn't mean like chunks of flesh fallin off left & right or anything. :pukey :crazy: :no:
Then where'd your ear go?...
Addict
10-31-2002, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by Mobbo
Well, my skin is alive and kickin!
I dunno what disease YOU have:paranoid:
HaHaHa:D
GirlRacer
10-31-2002, 08:38 PM
:no: grrrrrrrrrrrrr:mad: :doh:
ChrisCantSkate
10-31-2002, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by GirlRacer
:no: grrrrrrrrrrrrr:mad: :doh:
dont argue with men, we'll drag you to our level and beat you with experience
Originally posted by GirlRacer
:D This is silly...but I JUST found out the other day that boys don't use washcloths!?! What's up with that? Do all boys do this? :crazy: :pfft:
When I was married my wife got me into using a wash cloth then I got divorced and became "ungay" again....:doh: :crazy:
wtf is a damn washcloth for?!?!?!?!
you wash yourself with soap...what do you need a cloth for?...
Originally posted by Kyle
wtf is a damn washcloth for?!?!?!?!
you wash yourself with soap...what do you need a cloth for?...
She would put the soap on the washcloth and wash herself like that...it supposedly uses less soap because the wash cloth gets really lathered up....plus it keeps from getting hair on the soap....
mt.biker
10-31-2002, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by AccordinStyle
She would put the soap on the washcloth and wash herself like that...it supposedly uses less soap because the wash cloth gets really lathered up....plus it keeps from getting hair on the soap....
sounds like extra work to me dudes
Originally posted by mt.biker
sounds like extra work to me dudes
It is but she made me do it....and you know how that goes....but I'm like every other guy now...soap in the shower wash cloth to dry my face after I shave........
ChrisCantSkate
10-31-2002, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by AccordinStyle
It is but she made me do it....and you know how that goes....but I'm like every other guy now...soap in the shower wash cloth to dry my face after I shave........
as long as you've converted... its all good
ebpda9
10-31-2002, 10:56 PM
dead skin ? -- sandpaper
maybe the washcloth is beacuse she was sick of your ass hair on the soap bar ;) jfwy
Originally posted by hondaman-iac
maybe the washcloth is beacuse she was sick of your ass hair on the soap bar ;) jfwy
:D that wasn't very nice...my ass isn't THAT hairy :paranoid:
ebpda9
11-01-2002, 01:33 AM
Originally posted by AccordinStyle
:D that wasn't very nice...my ass isn't THAT hairy :paranoid:
sorry but i thought it was funny. i'll edit it if u want me to:yes:
DsBlu01CivEX
11-01-2002, 01:43 AM
washclothes are easy to explain....first you gotta break it down into it's 2 main components...cloth and wash....you USE the cloth to WASH your body....thats for those of us that just use bar soap....if you're like me (which i know from this thread NONE of you guys are) you use an exfoliant body wash that you massage into your skin with your hands.....not only are you getting rid of dry skin cells and bring the newer/fresher/younger ones to the front, you're also getting a massage. Self massages are an excellent thing to do to destress.:yes: :cool:
Although with all this talk about hairy @sses I think I'd rather talk about guys peein in the shower....:crazy: :o :pukey
monkut
11-01-2002, 02:12 AM
ok, lets go back to peein in the shower: what the hell is the problem with that? piss is clean!
(and yes i would eat oatmeal that i just spit in)
:|
Originally posted by hondaman-iac
sorry but i thought it was funny. i'll edit it if u want me to:yes:
nah...it's alright...
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Self massages are an excellent thing to do to destress.:yes: :cool:
Although with all this talk about hairy @sses I think I'd rather talk about guys peein in the shower....:crazy: :o :pukey
Yeah, guys do a similiar form of self massage in the shower but it has nothing to do with exfoliating ;) :crazy: :pfft: :foot: :doh: :moon:
Sorry, I'm a little buzzed right now...........
AND...I do not have a hairy ass :no:
Whiteclipse99
11-01-2002, 10:07 AM
Originally posted by AccordinStyle
AND...I do not have a hairy ass :no:
Prove it! :moon: :D
mt.biker
11-01-2002, 10:41 AM
Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
Prove it! :moon: :D
PLEASE DONT!!!
ChrisCantSkate
11-01-2002, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by mt.biker
PLEASE DONT!!!
what he said. if you do i will put you on vacation!:bandit: :D
DsBlu01CivEX
11-01-2002, 11:12 AM
Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
Prove it! :moon: :D
:eek: :D :D :D :D :pfft:
ohiochica
11-01-2002, 12:33 PM
omg this is tooooooo funny. as for guys and wash clothes......how do you get a guy to use a wash cloth??? ths realy iritates me with my guy but i have deemed it a lost cause, anyone know any tricks?
ebpda9
11-01-2002, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by ohiochica
omg this is tooooooo funny. as for guys and wash clothes......how do you get a guy to use a wash cloth??? ths realy iritates me with my guy but i have deemed it a lost cause, anyone know any tricks?
the only times i used a wash cloth were if i got too dirty under the car, you know all that oil and crap. other than that screw it. :cigar:
EDIT: and if i'm out of that orange fast cleaner or something like that.
Originally posted by AccordinStyle
AND...I do not have a hairy ass :no:
I do...:paranoid:
mt.biker
11-01-2002, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by Kyle
I do...:paranoid:
somethings are better kept to yourself
like my hairy ass?:crazy:
ShEaNy
11-01-2002, 04:53 PM
LOL yup!:eek:
Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
Prove it! :moon: :D
Damn, I'm away from the boards for a couple of hours and look what happens :crazy:
Erin??? How many times have I asked you to show me a pic of your booty?? If you don't show me yours then I'm not gonna show you mine :no: ;) :pfft:
ShEaNy
11-02-2002, 01:02 AM
hehe^^ YA When....geeeez:bandit: ;)
Whiteclipse99
11-02-2002, 10:01 AM
Originally posted by AccordinStyle
Erin??? How many times have I asked you to show me a pic of your booty?? If you don't show me yours then I'm not gonna show you mine :no: ;) :pfft:
It's in the works! We've already taken the pics, just need to get them developed! ;)
mt.biker
11-02-2002, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
It's in the works! We've already taken the pics, just need to get them developed! ;)
For the love of God please hurry, i dont want to see a hair ass posted on this board every!
DsBlu01CivEX
11-02-2002, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
It's in the works! We've already taken the pics, just need to get them developed! ;)
sorry I'm slackin....The pics are on my camera...I have like 7 more pics to take and then I'll do 1-hr photo, just for you guys! Just keep in mind though...if our asses don't look good you won't see pics of them!
ebpda9
11-02-2002, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
sorry I'm slackin....The pics are on my camera...I have like 7 more pics to take and then I'll do 1-hr photo, just for you guys! Just keep in mind though...if our asses don't look good you won't see pics of them!
any girl ass looks good, unless there are 20lbs or more overweight :crazy:
and one more thing: you could use those 7 shots for your asses. i'm sure the guys won't mind :o
Addict
11-02-2002, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by hondaman-iac
any girl ass looks good, unless there are 20lbs or more overweight :crazy:
and one more thing: you could use those 7 shots for your asses. i'm sure the guys won't mind :o
Yep.. Backup shots in case the other ones aren't that good.
DsBlu01CivEX
11-02-2002, 05:15 PM
Well I got the film developed....and OF COURSE Erin doesn't like them....I'll scan and post the ones of my ass....wait thats right I don't have an ass....And the pictures prove that!:o
Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
It's in the works! We've already taken the pics, just need to get them developed! ;)
:banana: :banana: :banana:
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Well I got the film developed....and OF COURSE Erin doesn't like them....I'll scan and post the ones of my ass....wait thats right I don't have an ass....And the pictures prove that!:o
O.K.....so what wrong with the pics Erin???? And D, from the pic that Erin sent to me of you....I think you have an ass...even if you did loose weight since then I don't think it would have totally disappeared ......:crazy:
btw, does this mean I have to show a pic of my ass now?? :paranoid:
Originally posted by AccordinStyle
btw, does this mean I have to show a pic of my ass now?? :paranoid:
NOOOOO!!
DsBlu01CivEX
11-02-2002, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by AccordinStyle
btw, does this mean I have to show a pic of my ass now?? :paranoid:
it's only fair...if we do you guys have to :moon: :moon: :moon: :pfft: hehe
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
it's only fair...if we do you guys have to :moon: :moon: :moon: :pfft: hehe
hahahahaha...o.k. but it aint gonna be purty plus I think that if I actually did post of pic of my :moon: one of the mods would delete it and put me in the corner to think about what I did ;(
DsBlu01CivEX
11-02-2002, 10:29 PM
yah probably
GirlRacer
11-02-2002, 10:45 PM
:crazy: And we have derailed. :o
Originally posted by GirlRacer
:crazy: And we have derailed. :o
Hush, you!!!!! ;) :D
mt.biker
11-02-2002, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by AccordinStyle
Hush, you!!!!! ;) :D
Where did the military Rob go, dude guys dont say HUSH...
GirlRacer
11-02-2002, 10:53 PM
:eek: Don't encourage him to cuss me! haha :crazy: :paranoid:
mt.biker
11-02-2002, 10:58 PM
Originally posted by GirlRacer
:eek: Don't encourage him to cuss me! haha :crazy: :paranoid:
no one said nothing about cussing, just girls say hush... not guys
Originally posted by mt.biker
Where did the military Rob go, dude guys dont say HUSH...
Rob...I'm in the Air Force...we're not military :no: ;)
Originally posted by mt.biker
no one said nothing about cussing, just girls say hush... not guys
And I was just trying to be the nice, sweet person that I am :rolleyes: :paranoid: :D
mt.biker
11-02-2002, 11:01 PM
Originally posted by AccordinStyle
Rob...I'm in the Air Force...we're not military :no: ;)
same shit different pile
Originally posted by mt.biker
same shit different pile
hahahahaha....I should've expected that from you....but what I meant to say is that the AF is not all Gun-ho and shit...we leave that for the Army and Marines.....and for the Navy, it's Gun-Hayyyyyyy! :D
DsBlu01CivEX
11-02-2002, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by mt.biker
no one said nothing about cussing, just girls say hush... not guys
I don't say hush....i tend to use shush....:paranoid:
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
I don't say hush....i tend to use shush....:paranoid:
hush...shush...it's all the same thing....I'm gonna take my Gun-Ho Air Force ass and sulk in the corner now....;(
mt.biker
11-02-2002, 11:24 PM
Originally posted by AccordinStyle
hush...shush...it's all the same thing....I'm gonna take my Gun-Ho Air Force ass and sulk in the corner now....;(
Dude your learning!:yes:
and d this goes for your shush/hush comment
same shit different pile
GirlRacer
11-02-2002, 11:28 PM
I don't usually candy coat it. I just say shut up. haha :paranoid: :yes:
94_AcCoRd_EX
11-02-2002, 11:34 PM
Originally posted by AccordinStyle
hahahahaha...o.k. but it aint gonna be purty plus I think that if I actually did post of pic of my :moon: one of the mods would delete it and put me in the corner to think about what I did ;(
:yes:
Maybe you didn't read the forum guidelines, but I'm sure there's something in there about not being allowed to post pics of your ass *if you're a guy*
:D
Originally posted by mt.biker
Dude your learning!:yes:
:D :D
Originally posted by 94_AcCoRd_EX
:yes:
Maybe you didn't read the forum guidelines, but I'm sure there's something in there about not being allowed to post pics of your ass *if you're a guy*
:D
duly noted! :D
DsBlu01CivEX
11-02-2002, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by 94_AcCoRd_EX
:yes:
Maybe you didn't read the forum guidelines, but I'm sure there's something in there about not being allowed to post pics of your ass *if you're a guy*
:D
sure exploit the couple of girls that post regularly on here for your own pleasures.....:banana: :busted: :D
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
sure exploit the couple of girls that post regularly on here for your own pleasures.....:banana: :busted: :D
And the problem with that is.....??????? ;) :banana:
ebpda9
11-03-2002, 01:54 AM
i wanna make d post up her ass so here is mine
monkut
11-03-2002, 02:02 AM
funny
:|
DsBlu01CivEX
11-03-2002, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by hondaman-iac
i wanna make d post up her ass so here is mine
Nice ass;) ...See now I'm jealous and a lil self conscious about my ass....
ebpda9
11-03-2002, 08:45 PM
so where are the pictures at ?
Originally posted by hondaman-iac
so where are the pictures at ?
:yes: :yes: :yes:
DsBlu01CivEX
11-04-2002, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by hondaman-iac
so where are the pictures at ?
gotta take 'em over to Erin's house to get scanned....
mt.biker
11-04-2002, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
gotta take 'em over to Erin's house to get scanned....
everythings a long draw out process with them....:pfft:
DsBlu01CivEX
11-04-2002, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by mt.biker
everythings a long draw out process with them....:pfft:
we're women....of course it's going to be a long and drawn out process. Builds the suspense that way....you guys just need to learn to be patient and go with the flow!
mt.biker
11-04-2002, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by Kyle
What flow?...:no:
thats a question you really dont want an answer to my friend....
DsBlu01CivEX
11-04-2002, 03:52 PM
not that "flow" goodness:rolleyes: :banghead:
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
not that "flow" goodness:rolleyes: :banghead:
:eek: :crazy: :pukey :pukey :D
Whiteclipse99
11-05-2002, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by hondaman-iac
i wanna make d post up her ass so here is mine
Very bootylicous Stefan! :rolleyes:
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