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Accord Man
10-28-2002, 10:50 PM
1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.
10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces.


:pukey ;(
ShEaNy
10-28-2002, 10:55 PM
OH MY GOD!! *runs for the hills screaming*:eek: :crazy: :pukey :o
Rob
10-28-2002, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by Accord Man
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

etc.? :crazy: :pukey :pukey
a96710
10-28-2002, 11:05 PM
LOL......sick
94_AcCoRd_EX
10-28-2002, 11:18 PM
Why did you have to post this? :crazy:

:o
Rob
10-28-2002, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by 94_AcCoRd_EX
Why did you have to post this? :crazy:

:o
Maybe to reduce the risk of possibly touching penises?? jfwy AccordMan ;)
ShEaNy
10-28-2002, 11:24 PM
hey i know to wear gloves at all times now...and wash my hands CONSTANTLY lol:eek: :eek: :crazy:
V8killimports
10-28-2002, 11:32 PM
I had a question on #5.. are those hot girls masturbating?
ShEaNy
10-28-2002, 11:34 PM
LOL^^:eek: :yes: :crazy:
mylittlecivic
10-28-2002, 11:56 PM
eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww:pukey
juvenile
10-29-2002, 12:26 AM
:pukey :pukey :pukey THANKS. I was about to goto bed....peacefully. Now this. :pukey
ebpda9
10-29-2002, 07:02 AM
lol, where do u find these ?
Whiteclipse99
10-29-2002, 09:58 AM
That stuff can't be too bad....I'm still alive! :pukey


5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

:confused: Is it me, or am I the only one confused with the numbers here? 11 women to 6 men? Somethings not right with that? :D
Rob
10-29-2002, 10:20 AM
Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
:confused: Is it me, or am I the only one confused with the numbers here? 11 women to 6 men? Somethings not right with that? :D
It just means more men wash their hands Erin :D
ChrisCantSkate
10-29-2002, 10:21 AM
women deny it
Accord Man
10-29-2002, 10:21 AM
Stefan, got it in an E-mail..

Rob, you da man! :pfft:
ebpda9
10-29-2002, 10:22 AM
:foot: deep very deep conversations :yes:
Rob
10-29-2002, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by hondaman-iac
:foot: deep very deep conversations :yes:
true dat :D :pfft:
Whiteclipse99
10-29-2002, 10:40 AM
Originally posted by AccordinStyle
It just means more men wash their hands Erin :D

:D :D Yeah right! That's like saying Ozzy Ozbourn never swears!(for lack of a better example)
Rob
10-29-2002, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
:D :D Yeah right! That's like saying Ozzy Ozbourn never swears!
he doesn't :paranoid: ;)
Addict
10-29-2002, 03:02 PM
See why those obsessive compulsive people are the way they are. They've known about this stuff!!!!
:pukey
monkut
10-29-2002, 03:14 PM
the 11 to 6 thing makes sense when you think about it. the male masturbating ritual tends to be a bit messier-requiring washing. i tried to put that as gently as i could. but it still sounds nasty as hell:|
mt.biker
10-29-2002, 03:18 PM
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

this proves girls are dirty... and thats the end of that chapter
firstgeardude
10-29-2002, 04:14 PM
nice to know all these facts....:pukey

Originally posted by mt.biker
this proves girls are dirty... and thats the end of that chapter

;) LMAO
DsBlu01CivEX
10-29-2002, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by Accord Man

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)


on average in a day my hands come into contact with way more than 15 penises....:paranoid: :eek: hehe nah i'm just kidding....those were all really gross. and yes the lil bit of OC that is in me probably just got a lil worse.
Accord Man
10-29-2002, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
on average in a day my hands come into contact with way more than 15 penises....:paranoid: :eek: hehe nah i'm just kidding....those were all really gross. and yes the lil bit of OC that is in me probably just got a lil worse.

When I wrote number 2, I was thinking of you..




runs off to hiding spot..
:help:
slowEJ6
10-29-2002, 07:32 PM
welp, im not leaving the house ever again