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DsBlu01CivEX
10-21-2002, 04:01 PM
My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the
veterinarian. He found the problem was excess hair in it's ears and cleaned
both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet told the lady if she wanted
to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair"
hair remover and rub in it's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the
register the druggist tells her
"If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few
days."

The lady says "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a
couple of days."

The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either, and if you must know
I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The druggist says "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
Kyle
10-21-2002, 04:02 PM
lol, nice
ebpda9
10-21-2002, 04:09 PM
LMAO. that was great
mt.biker
10-21-2002, 04:53 PM
Oh my God that was funny!!
94_AcCoRd_EX
10-21-2002, 06:38 PM
Haha :D
ShEaNy
10-21-2002, 06:51 PM
lol..:pfft:
slowEJ6
10-21-2002, 07:32 PM
iiiiiiid have to say that wasnt too funny. :no:
DsBlu01CivEX
10-21-2002, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by slow ej6
iiiiiiid have to say that wasnt too funny. :no:

there is always one!!!:crazy: it's all good though...I thought it was amusing...I didn't fall of my chair laughin or anything.
Rob
10-22-2002, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
there is always one!!!:crazy: it's all good though...I thought it was amusing...I didn't fall of my chair laughin or anything.
I thought it was funny....never heard "it" referred to a schnauzer though...I think that's what made it funny.......
monkut
10-22-2002, 12:44 AM
schnauzer huh? thats kinda disturbing:pukey
i understand that it is accepted to make normal words imply a certain genitalia, but please lets not use the word "schnauzer":pukey
DsBlu01CivEX
10-22-2002, 04:54 PM
I didn't make the joke up...it was sent to me...I thought I'd share it. I will never own one of those dogs in my entire life (not that i would have before hand anyway)