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Racing Rice
10-18-2002, 06:42 AM
Ancient Chinese Proverbs
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...man who run in front of car get tired.

..man who run behind car get exhausted.

..war doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

..man who drive like hell bound to get there.

..man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

..crowded elevator smells different to midget.




:D Anyone have anymore good ones?

ebpda9
10-18-2002, 06:53 AM
no, but these ones definitelly made my day :D

mt.biker
10-18-2002, 07:28 AM
Laughin, those are good.

94_AcCoRd_EX
10-18-2002, 12:56 PM
Haha those are great :D

Djsteals
10-18-2002, 01:18 PM
Man who fights with wife all day, gets no piece at night.

Rob
10-19-2002, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by Djsteals
Man who fights with wife all day, gets no piece at night. :D :D

All of these are great...